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Damn!  That's a lot of D cells  :o

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Laugh it up! Would you like to have somebody dup a lot of D Cells on you?
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Considering that was in your back and not your butt.  Find it odd.....how you took that way..
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I wouldn't want to be slapped up the head with a D cell

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Considering that was in your back and not your butt.  Find it odd.....how you took that way..


I took it that way because it was funny to take it that way. I am kind of anal that way.  :P
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1595 on: 13 September 2016, 11:52:22 »

I took it that way because it was funny to take it that way. I am kind of anal that way.  :P

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1596 on: 13 September 2016, 17:13:07 »
Just keep your hands off of my butt.  8)
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1597 on: 13 September 2016, 17:59:42 »
I never place my hand near a black hole

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1598 on: 13 September 2016, 18:43:11 »
That pun was bad and you should feel bad.

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1599 on: 13 September 2016, 20:06:08 »
I guess Achoo has Puns of Steel.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1600 on: 13 September 2016, 21:24:01 »
Pungeon master?

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1601 on: 14 September 2016, 10:13:16 »
PUNTASTIC COMEBACKS! You must be punitively punished by Attila the Pun!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1602 on: 14 September 2016, 18:21:36 »
Unless Attila likes Fudge Poopsicles...

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1603 on: 15 September 2016, 18:04:55 »
SQUIRREL!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1604 on: 15 September 2016, 22:03:56 »


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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1605 on: 15 September 2016, 23:30:11 »
You guys need stop squirreling around.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1607 on: 16 September 2016, 05:01:39 »
:points in no particular direction at all:

OVER THERE!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1608 on: 16 September 2016, 19:52:53 »
SQUIRREL STAMPEDE!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1609 on: 17 September 2016, 10:34:03 »
Last year I killed 59 ground squirrels  #P

This year only 34

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1610 on: 18 September 2016, 19:40:19 »
They learned who to hide from. Their organized I tell you! Organized! They post sentries and everything!

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1611 on: 18 September 2016, 21:38:36 »
They learned who to hide from. Their organized I tell you! Organized! They post sentries and everything!

OOC: One of the funniest things I ever saw was a Squirrel Deck for Magic. If he got started properly his opponents could not kill off the Squirrel hordes fast enough. Much cursing ensued.

They are organized and they do have sentries.  No joke

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1612 on: 20 September 2016, 13:20:48 »
They even sort of have snipers that throw things at you. Open Season had that right!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1613 on: 20 September 2016, 19:00:47 »
They even sort of have snipers that throw things at you. Open Season had that right!

Which one?

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1614 on: 20 September 2016, 22:34:38 »
This one.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1615 on: 21 September 2016, 10:57:24 »
Squirrel season is over - so sad

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1616 on: 21 September 2016, 11:02:41 »
Around here (where I live) squirrel is never over. Damn their chittering!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1617 on: 21 September 2016, 11:12:03 »
They are bad here but I seriously reduced the population last year.  This year a little more

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1618 on: 23 September 2016, 18:56:14 »
        Ninja Squirrels!                 They are watching you!                     They see your every move.                         Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.       
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1619 on: 23 September 2016, 19:13:19 »
Worst...
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