Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140879 times)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #120 on:** 23 October 2012, 15:22:04 »

Quote from: Wombat on 23 October 2012, 09:23:49

[Achoo's back pocket nods in agreement.]

1. never trust sentient clothing
2. when did Achoo get his pats back?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #121 on:** 23 October 2012, 16:24:28 »

Something strange about those pants

truetanker · « **Reply #122 on:** 23 October 2012, 18:20:54 »

I think their ColBosch's....

TT

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #123 on:** 23 October 2012, 21:56:40 »

I was going to make a comment, but I big brother is watching

truetanker · « **Reply #124 on:** 23 October 2012, 22:00:12 »

[blank]

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #125 on:** 23 October 2012, 22:17:58 »

Who said I was wearing those pants? I didn't. The back pocket didn't.

Wombat · « **Reply #126 on:** 24 October 2012, 10:14:00 »

[The back pocket appears to be sewn directly to Achoo's butt cheeks.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #127 on:** 24 October 2012, 10:23:02 »

Now THAT is a revolting development!

[Achoo rips off his own butt cheeks, throws them inti the trash, that crawls offscreen to regenerate]

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #128 on:** 24 October 2012, 12:17:00 »

Quote from: truetanker on 23 October 2012, 18:20:54

I think their ColBosch's....

TT

Well see if his wallet is in there cause he still owes me money

Wombat · « **Reply #129 on:** 24 October 2012, 12:34:05 »

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was tossed in the trashcan while sewn to someone's butt cheeks."

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #130 on:** 24 October 2012, 12:38:32 »

what's the best way to sew someone to a butt check?

Wombat · « **Reply #131 on:** 24 October 2012, 14:00:01 »

"Turbolaser."

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #132 on:** 24 October 2012, 18:35:55 »

duct tape

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #133 on:** 24 October 2012, 18:58:33 »

*BoP calls the police to report achoo throwing away hazardous waste*

trboturtle · « **Reply #134 on:** 24 October 2012, 20:00:59 »

Quote from: Wombat on 24 October 2012, 12:34:05

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was tossed in the trashcan while sewn to someone's butt cheeks."

You'd have a nickel? ???

Craig

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #135 on:** 24 October 2012, 23:02:01 »

A plug nickel at that.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #136 on:** 24 October 2012, 23:22:51 »

Hey, that's not a nickel; that's just a button with the holes filled and a crude drawing of Thomas Jefferson on it

Wombat · « **Reply #137 on:** 25 October 2012, 07:19:28 »

[Wombat, not really understanding, pulls out what he thinks everyone is talking about from his pouch; a nickel-sided semi-automatic handgun. Unfortunately it goes off in his pouch, causing the underground lair to start filling up with grape Kool-Aid.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #138 on:** 25 October 2012, 09:02:24 »

At this point "Oh Yah!" is both singularly appropriate and inappropriate. It also begs a question. Does Wombat have grape kool-aid blood?

Better begin looking for higher ground, in any case.

Wombat · « **Reply #139 on:** 25 October 2012, 10:16:36 »

[Oddly enough, 'toon logic does dictate that a 23lb marsupial would have enough cartoon grape Kool-aid inside him to fill up a 5-story building.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #140 on:** 25 October 2012, 11:43:54 »

[Especially a grape blue Wombat]

It may be time to use the trusty ACME^TM ETLRCK.

Wombat · « **Reply #141 on:** 25 October 2012, 12:15:30 »

"Is it chery-flavored?"

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #142 on:** 25 October 2012, 12:37:17 »

~folowing the same tune logic, as it is the only logic that seems to work 'round here, SR pulls an inflatable dingy from his back pocket, and begins blowing it up~

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #143 on:** 25 October 2012, 12:59:28 »

obviously the Wombat pouch is a portal to the Grape Kool Aid plane of existence

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #144 on:** 25 October 2012, 14:03:27 »

Nope. The Emergency Toon Life Raft Conversion Kit is a simple, handy, dandy device that can turn any toon into an emergency life raft. 8)

Wombat · « **Reply #145 on:** 25 October 2012, 14:30:38 »

[Unfortunately for ShadowRaven, he finds his dingy has a hole in it when he pulls it out. Wombat, in the meanwhile is trying (unsuccessfully) to find a cork to plug his leak.]

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #146 on:** 25 October 2012, 14:59:35 »

Just use Bondo^TM

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #147 on:** 25 October 2012, 19:52:15 »

In the event of a water landing, YOU may be used as a flotation device.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #148 on:** 25 October 2012, 20:37:53 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 25 October 2012, 14:59:35

Just use Bondo^TM

Is that Phil Bondo, Bhondo Bondo, Ulrikke Bondo, or James Bondo?

truetanker · « **Reply #149 on:** 25 October 2012, 22:15:18 »

A toon timehole appears with the following scene:

SirSpamalot in a courtroom with airplane parts trying to win a case of jet engine damage against what appears to be wombat. This wombat is seen winking into the hyperbole at it's counterpart. Both wombats * Big Toothy Grins * each other. Toon timehole disappears.

TT