Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140887 times)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #150 on:** 26 October 2012, 01:10:19 »

being far to busy trying to patch up his raft, SR completely misses the time hole, and the potential paradox it might cause

Wombat · « **Reply #151 on:** 26 October 2012, 06:25:08 »

[Wombat proceeds to use Achoo as a floatation device.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #152 on:** 26 October 2012, 09:54:20 »

[Achoo departs the scene in a swirl of pinkness, in the process giving Wombat a pink swirly vortex that accidentally dumps Wombat into the previous itteration of the CBT website right next to the previous version of Wombat. The two Wombats implode, causing the massive website crash that destroyed the old website. Oops.]

Wombat · « **Reply #153 on:** 26 October 2012, 09:57:04 »

[Wombat has oatmeal ooze out of his ears.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #154 on:** 26 October 2012, 10:01:30 »

??? So Wombat is both spouting grape Kool-Aid and oatmal? I shudder to think what else is going to come out of Wombat, and from where. [blank]

But rest assured, Wombat will take us there. That is what Wombat does. ;D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #155 on:** 26 October 2012, 10:03:18 »

Sooo, grape oatmeal then.
*activates time travel device*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #156 on:** 26 October 2012, 10:11:53 »

[Which causes a temporal distortion that causes the crash of the itteration of the CBT site previous to the previously crashed itteration of the CBT site, which causes a paradocs to show up. One Doc proscribes aspirin to BoP, the second Doc give a second opinion [that BoP is uglu too], that the paradocs get sucked back into the temporal paradox and disappear.]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #157 on:** 26 October 2012, 10:23:09 »

*A BoP model 03b steps out of the time portal having traded places with his model 251e counterpart.*
Uglu? I hope that's not contagious.

Wombat · « **Reply #158 on:** 26 October 2012, 10:23:43 »

[Oddly enough, the graviton from the crash of the itteration of the previous CBT site combined with spouting grape Kool-Aid and oatmal causes Achoo to revert into DaSquirrel...]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #159 on:** 26 October 2012, 11:57:18 »

[DaSkwerl spots Wombat, screams like a girl, and runs up BoP's pant leg to hide somewhere around where BoP's spare nuts are located. 8)]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #160 on:** 26 October 2012, 12:01:08 »

[OK, so I misspelled ugly! I did a Mopar!]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #161 on:** 26 October 2012, 19:38:01 »

Hey I need those spare nuts so that in the likely event I am horribly disfigured I can still at least self destruct with dignity.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #162 on:** 26 October 2012, 19:50:17 »

dignity? too late for that I think. If you had any, you wouldn't be here

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #163 on:** 26 October 2012, 20:28:37 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2012, 12:01:08

[OK, so I misspelled ugly! I did a Mopar!]

The correct expression is "I pulled a Mopar"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #164 on:** 26 October 2012, 22:24:28 »

[Do you want DaSkwerl to run up your pants leg and "pull a Mopar"? Someone that has no grammer should not be correcting grammer]

Wombat · « **Reply #165 on:** 27 October 2012, 07:32:12 »

[Ironically enough, Wombat accidently drops an acorn the size of a small car out of his pouch in front of DaSkwerl.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #166 on:** 27 October 2012, 08:31:23 »

[DaSkwerl's head pops out of BoP's fly. His eyes bulge overlylarge, his pupils become heart-shaped. He bolts out of BoP's pants so fast that BoP is thrown backwards 4 meters. He than [Scene censored because it is just wrong, just plain wrong.] DaSkwerl than begins to try and move the giant acorn by shoving it with all his might, causing the giant acorn to begin rolling around crushing things. The first thing crushed is Wombat.]

AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wombat · « **Reply #167 on:** 27 October 2012, 08:34:03 »

"....ah nuts."

trboturtle · « **Reply #168 on:** 27 October 2012, 13:00:06 »

Quote from: ShadowRaven on 26 October 2012, 19:50:17

dignity? too late for that I think. If you had any, you wouldn't be here

Wombat's already swiped all the dignity around here.....

Craig

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #169 on:** 27 October 2012, 20:10:56 »

The giant acorn rolls past trboturtle with a flattened DaSkwerl stuck to the side.....

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #170 on:** 27 October 2012, 20:50:34 »

~A shadowraven who still labours to fix his raft so as to not drawn in the grape kool-aid flood that seems to have pretty well stopped, misses everything that happens around him, until at last his repairs are finished, dingy inflated, and realizes his knees aren't even wet~

well that was anti-climactic

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #171 on:** 28 October 2012, 08:42:33 »

[ShadowRaven looks yo in time to see a giant acorn rolling toward him with a flattened DaSkwerl stuck to it, groaning every time it rolls over him......]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #172 on:** 28 October 2012, 11:44:02 »

I think I saw that in a movie once....or twice....or a few times actually

truetanker · « **Reply #173 on:** 28 October 2012, 13:39:23 »

Just make sure " Ruby " dosen't chase you.

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #174 on:** 28 October 2012, 14:08:56 »

Who's Ruby?

truetanker · « **Reply #175 on:** 28 October 2012, 16:23:05 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 28 October 2012, 14:08:56

Who's Ruby?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Age:_Dawn_of_the_Dinosaurs

Find Buck and you'll find her!

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #176 on:** 28 October 2012, 19:49:50 »

[Don't know who Ruby is, but Rudy was the really, really huge dinosaur]

truetanker · « **Reply #177 on:** 28 October 2012, 19:58:05 »

Eh, so a typo....

Wanna cookie?

*Gives Wombat another cookie device, shaped like Achoos creditcard. *

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #178 on:** 28 October 2012, 20:20:34 »

Blueberry icing and everything! Yum!

Wombat · « **Reply #179 on:** 29 October 2012, 06:48:00 »

[Wombat, laying on the floor with his hind legs thrown over his widdle shoulders, looks up for a moment and then goes back to licking himself.]