Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140888 times)

trboturtle · « **Reply #180 on:** 29 October 2012, 11:54:29 »

[AAAH] [AAAH]

I just had lunch!!!

[##] [##] [metalhealth] [metalhealth]

Craig

Wombat · « **Reply #181 on:** 29 October 2012, 13:52:49 »

"...me too!"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #182 on:** 29 October 2012, 18:30:06 »

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #183 on:** 29 October 2012, 21:01:38 »

Quote from: Wombat on 29 October 2012, 13:52:49

"...me too!"

I'll file a missing person's report.

Wombat · « **Reply #184 on:** 30 October 2012, 09:56:10 »

[...Bird of Prey also files a missing leg report while he's at it.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #185 on:** 30 October 2012, 19:10:14 »

[Achoo turns on some music and starts dancing Gangnam style, somehow, to the Macarena)

I am not trying to seduce you.

When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
so they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chat with me
and if I could I'd take you home with me.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy who's name is Vitorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good so I
Now come on, what was I supposed to do
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

I am not trying to seduce you.

Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma Macarena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Come find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellas chat along with me.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #186 on:** 30 October 2012, 19:29:26 »

that...is almost funny

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #187 on:** 30 October 2012, 19:58:57 »

Does that mean you almost smiled? 8)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #188 on:** 30 October 2012, 20:39:23 »

Quote from: Wombat on 30 October 2012, 09:56:10

[...Bird of Prey also files a missing leg report while he's at it.]

So, I learned a new trick from studying starfish.
*BoP grows a new leg while the leg inside Wombat grows a new BoP that bursts out of wombat's chest*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #189 on:** 30 October 2012, 20:43:16 »

Why has BoP's leg grown back looking like Wombat's, and why has Wombat grown a BoP?

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #190 on:** 30 October 2012, 20:56:03 »

*A milk curdling scream cuts the air, the windows and achoo's hair when BoP looks at his new leg.*
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
*An anti capital ship laser bombards BoP leaving a smoking crater.*
*the BoP that crawled out of Wombat notices the jug of milk on the counter*
Oh hey, Banshee cheese.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #191 on:** 30 October 2012, 20:59:21 »

WHAT? WHY BAN CHEESE? THAT WAS RATHER LOUD!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #192 on:** 30 October 2012, 21:02:15 »

What? I don't see any crowd, and if you want a ban, you'll have to talk to the moderators.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #193 on:** 30 October 2012, 21:09:40 »

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE A CROWDED VAN?

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #194 on:** 30 October 2012, 21:12:29 »

I was onlined five minutes ago, of course I don't have a tan.

Eh whatever.
*BoP walks over to the smoking hole and picks up BoP's laser proof carbine and uses the bayonet to slice a piece of cheese off of the milk carton.*

truetanker · « **Reply #195 on:** 30 October 2012, 21:33:47 »

BoP you sure you want to do that? That came from MM's toejam collection.

TT

Clangador · « **Reply #196 on:** 30 October 2012, 21:44:12 »

Quote from: truetanker on 30 October 2012, 21:33:47

BoP you sure you want to do that? That came from MM's toejam collection.

TT

I didn't know he had one of those!

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #197 on:** 30 October 2012, 23:39:07 »

~implodes~

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #198 on:** 31 October 2012, 05:50:28 »

Gotta get another Timmy.

Wombat · « **Reply #199 on:** 31 October 2012, 08:37:23 »

[Wombat looks at the Bird of Prey popping out of his chest.]

"...am I a mother?"

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #200 on:** 31 October 2012, 10:11:56 »

Neg
*shoots wombat*

Wombat · « **Reply #201 on:** 31 October 2012, 13:33:41 »

[Wombat looks down at the smoldering hole in his belly and looks up.]

"...bah, 'tis nothing but a flesh wound. In fact I think I feel....just...fine..."

*flop*

[Exactly seventeen seconds later, the tell-tale sound of an ACME™ ambulance can be heard approaching Achoo's underground lair. Naturally everyone moves away from the walls as ACME™ inept weasel paramedics are notoriously bad drivers. As the siren gets closer, everyone gets a little nervous until....]

*CRASH!*

[The ACME™ ambulance drops through the ceiling after being orbitally dropped on the lair, landing squarely on Bird of Prey (ironically enough). Three inept ACME™ weasel paramedics file out of the ambulance and begin looking arond for Wombat.]

ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "Ah, there he is, with a hole in his chest."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "...I dunno, according to this profile shot, he shouldn't have that hole in his chest."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "Well, according to the photo from the last marsupial pickup, he was blackened from being electrocuted."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "....so we electrocute him again?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "I'd hate to be picking up the wrong marsupial. You get the jumper-cables and a defibulator. Dial it to extra-crispy."
Wombat: "...gurgle."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Ah! Sounds like consent to me. Do you concur?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "I concur!"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "I concur."

[The ACME™ Weasel Paramedics proceed to hood Wombat up to an ACME™ nuclear-powered difibulator and, as prescribed, dial it to "extra crispy" before turning it on several times.]

ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "I don't think we need to leave it turned on so long. Wombat already looks plenty crispy and blackened."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Shut up. I'm almost done roasting a marshmellow over a glowing marsupial."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "Can we make smores?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Of course not, we're professionals here...now turn him over, he's not flaming enough."

[After a few minutes, the ACME™ Weasel Paramedics load Wombat into a burn bag (so he stays warm) and pull out through the wall; running over Bird of Prey at least three more times in the process.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #202 on:** 31 October 2012, 13:35:25 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2012, 05:50:28

Gotta get another Timmy.

remarkably accurate, but I hate being called 'Timmy'

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #203 on:** 31 October 2012, 17:37:57 »

Would you rather be called sooty birdie?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #204 on:** 31 October 2012, 18:23:57 »

been called worse over the years

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #205 on:** 31 October 2012, 19:55:51 »

I died as I lived: covered in wombat guts.

Wombat · « **Reply #206 on:** 01 November 2012, 06:12:19 »

[The ACME™ ambulance backs through the wall again and runs over Bird of Prey once more while an ACME™ inept weasel paramedic gets directions. Then he pulls out and proceeds down the road.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #207 on:** 01 November 2012, 08:30:51 »

Well, time to move my things to another hidden lair. This one is no longer hidden, or even underground. More like a crater now, to be honest.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #208 on:** 01 November 2012, 08:41:12 »

Hey! Who's been playing with my toe jam collection? >:(

truetanker · « **Reply #209 on:** 01 November 2012, 09:00:30 »

* Points at Achoo. *

I think it was Wombat, yeah Wombat. He's sneaky like that dontcha know now.

TT O:-)