Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140888 times)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #270 on:** 11 November 2012, 20:21:43 »

to quote the great Whoopi Goldberg. "Normal is just a setting on the washing machine"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #271 on:** 12 November 2012, 08:55:14 »

I know where there is a town named Normal.

Never go anywhere near it.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #272 on:** 13 November 2012, 09:50:48 »

I know where there is a town named Moron.

They changed the name ;D

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #273 on:** 13 November 2012, 15:02:33 »

to what? Doofus?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #274 on:** 13 November 2012, 22:15:54 »

Quote from: ShadowRaven on 13 November 2012, 15:02:33

to what? Doofus?

Taft

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #275 on:** 13 November 2012, 22:18:10 »

After most of the town burned down.

Wombat · « **Reply #276 on:** 14 November 2012, 12:07:13 »

[Wombat puts on a gasmark and then filters the intake tube down to his backside, and then proceeds to fart.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #277 on:** 14 November 2012, 16:26:33 »

so, this was after Wombat's last visit there then?

~tosses a lit highway flare in Wombats direction~

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #278 on:** 14 November 2012, 21:27:14 »

it can't all be fart jokes

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #279 on:** 14 November 2012, 22:41:37 »

Nope.

In Wombat's case it is a recycled fart joke.

Weirdo · « **Reply #280 on:** 15 November 2012, 09:42:18 »

Jokes about recycled farts? I've heard a few of those. Usually stale.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #281 on:** 15 November 2012, 14:59:41 »

much like that one hmm?

Weirdo · « **Reply #282 on:** 15 November 2012, 15:09:48 »

That one wasn't stale!

It was flat.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #283 on:** 15 November 2012, 15:49:47 »

In Wombat's case, toxic and flammable.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #284 on:** 15 November 2012, 18:38:28 »

why do you think I tossed the flare over there. I'm hoping if the toxic doesn't get him, the flames will

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #285 on:** 15 November 2012, 18:45:09 »

So if Wombat can use toon science, can I use movie science to remove our problem?
Tosses hydrogen tank at Wombat and shoots it with a revolver.

truetanker · « **Reply #286 on:** 15 November 2012, 21:34:10 »

BoP's revolver bullets start speaking spanish and refuse to work for the Hombre unless they get free tamales and something about unable to harm senor Wombat and or Frogs... my Acme translator device is drunk again.

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #287 on:** 15 November 2012, 22:53:23 »

BoP! Stop using Mexican munitions! Use dumdum rounds. They are not bright enough to know better.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #288 on:** 15 November 2012, 22:57:27 »

I'll give you all Tequila and your fill of the best tamales and enchiladas filled with pollo and carnitas if you blow up that very very tempting canister of highly flammable gas.
YOU don't have to harm Wombat, that's the special effects guy's job.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to find me some carnitas, I'm from Arizona and this talk of Mexican food makes me very very hungry. *contemplates making some chile verde*
===
On second thought. I'm eating the food instead of giving it to these rounds (who the hell swapped my ammo for clang-a-corp rounds anyways?)
*Fires his BoP Industries hypervelocity auto rifle at the gas cylinder*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #289 on:** 18 November 2012, 13:00:34 »

Hey! Our Mexican Talking Rounds are one of our finest products! O0

truetanker · « **Reply #290 on:** 18 November 2012, 17:55:41 »

Hey! Everybody, look what I found in the bathoom.

I couldn't get the mag open as it is glued or something.... Achoo?

TT

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #291 on:** 18 November 2012, 17:58:08 »

it's not glue....best burn it to be safe. That or cover it with mustard and feed it to Wombat

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #292 on:** 18 November 2012, 21:03:30 »

Quote from: truetanker on 18 November 2012, 17:55:41

Hey! Everybody, look what I found in the bathoom.

I couldn't get the mag open as it is glued or something.... Achoo?

TT

You know I probably seen that movie 20 times

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #293 on:** 18 November 2012, 22:01:19 »

Oh god why?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #294 on:** 18 November 2012, 23:47:39 »

Well, we now know who owns the magazine. Truetanker has a duck fetish. >:D

And I have not watched that movie completely through once. It's horrible.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #295 on:** 20 November 2012, 21:54:31 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 18 November 2012, 22:01:19

Oh god why?

Back in the day, when MTV actually played music, the choices on Cinimax were very limited. You watched what was on.

Howard the Duck was on a lot :-\

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #296 on:** 20 November 2012, 21:57:31 »

Some things never change. It used to be 100 channels and nothing on, now we add an extra zero to the number of channels and have 00 things to watch.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #297 on:** 21 November 2012, 01:16:27 »

Mostly correct, sadly.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #298 on:** 21 November 2012, 09:40:43 »

Which is why I'm down to watching:

Sports
Walking Dead
Top Gear
Burn Notice
Law and Order
60 minutes

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #299 on:** 21 November 2012, 15:28:48 »

which is why I am down to watching......youtube and crunchyroll mostly