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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #360 on: 02 December 2012, 03:15:01 »
And a better song this time, I promise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOzXA0-1NIc
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #361 on: 02 December 2012, 12:12:53 »
Well, it's about beer. And better than the last one you posted.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #362 on: 02 December 2012, 14:10:36 »
Well I found a better one but you can't post it here  ;D

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #363 on: 02 December 2012, 15:58:25 »
Are you new here?

Well, ah, I'm not sure. I don't remember much after that last blast of formaldehyde...
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #364 on: 02 December 2012, 17:51:31 »
Told you not to drink that, what year do you remember last?

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #365 on: 02 December 2012, 23:26:01 »
I personally remember a lot of years. Not much of what happened in them, but I remember them!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #366 on: 03 December 2012, 11:27:43 »
Told you not to drink that, what year do you remember last?

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I seem to remember 1923 or was the 3291? Well, one of those two.  :D
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #367 on: 03 December 2012, 14:31:42 »
Must have been playing some other game as Battletech covers neither of those years. ;)
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #368 on: 03 December 2012, 22:09:24 »
traitor
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #369 on: 04 December 2012, 10:54:30 »
Or dyslexic.  ^-^
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #370 on: 04 December 2012, 21:13:58 »
Or dyslexic.  ^-^

Every one is dyslexic to one degree or another

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #371 on: 05 December 2012, 00:00:59 »
If you have degrees in dyslexia you are waaaaaaaaaaay overdoing it!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #372 on: 05 December 2012, 00:22:45 »
degrees nothing, I am a doctor, with a DhP in Dyslexia
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #373 on: 05 December 2012, 09:49:00 »
If you have degrees in dyslexia you are waaaaaaaaaaay overdoing it!

What can I say - I'm very competitive  :D

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #374 on: 05 December 2012, 10:36:27 »
 :)
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #375 on: 07 December 2012, 22:12:21 »
I think we need new furniture

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #376 on: 07 December 2012, 23:07:34 »
I think we need furniture
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #377 on: 08 December 2012, 00:49:00 »
*BoP begins constructing some furniture out of the scraps left behind of his previous bodies.*

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #378 on: 08 December 2012, 02:00:10 »
what do ya know, a table with actual legs....
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #379 on: 08 December 2012, 10:22:06 »
what do ya know, a table with actual legs....

Why is that one leg human?

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #380 on: 08 December 2012, 20:16:44 »
Because the other ones aren't! Silly!   ;D

And I do have some new furniture! Brand new! Still in the boxes!  O0










Sadly, It's Ikea crap.  [metalhealth]
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #381 on: 08 December 2012, 21:14:58 »
an they forgot to ship the hex key?
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #382 on: 08 December 2012, 21:30:10 »
Ikea is OK as long as you don't try move it

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #383 on: 09 December 2012, 17:51:10 »
And how does that piece of advice help us here in the hall?
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #384 on: 10 December 2012, 21:38:41 »
And how does that piece of advice help us here in the hall?

If you buy something from Ikea and put it together that's it - if you need to move it it's toast

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #385 on: 10 December 2012, 21:52:34 »
Now why did you have to say warm crusty bread, those Humpers are still out there, just ask tehPope.

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #386 on: 11 December 2012, 03:53:38 »
If you buy something from Ikea and put it together that's it - if you need to move it it's toast
Well the lair was destroyed before being relocated. . .

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #387 on: 11 December 2012, 09:43:23 »
Well the lair was destroyed before being relocated. . .

OK - Then were fine then

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #388 on: 11 December 2012, 13:07:07 »
I have my throne, but sitting on that thing all the time is hard on my big butt. Ikea furniture is OK if you are anorexic. I am not, and don't like pulling the remains of destroyed furniture out of my butt crack. It's rough on the hemorrhoids.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #389 on: 11 December 2012, 22:25:47 »
O' where, o' where did our Wombat did go?
O' where, o' where can he be?
We miss him very much, and we can't take Achoo's jokes anymore.
So bring back, bring back.
So bring back our Wombat to us!

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