Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140861 times)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #510 on:** 08 January 2013, 09:52:05 »

Quote from: Vash The Stampede on 07 January 2013, 02:15:17

And no proper packaging can prevent the Mad Dogs from having bent barrels on the lasers. Perhaps that is result of allowing wombat to do the menial task of blister-packing minis.

You can redo those with finishing nails - looks great

Gustav Kuriga · « **Reply #511 on:** 08 January 2013, 11:57:38 »

*thinks that everyone suddenly turned sane. Is it a virus? will he be next? Gustav doesn't want to be sane...*

Notsonoble · « **Reply #512 on:** 08 January 2013, 12:41:44 »

That happens here sometimes, especially when my mother's 97 ram eats an alternator.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #513 on:** 09 January 2013, 10:00:08 »

Quote from: Notsonoble on 08 January 2013, 12:41:44

That happens here sometimes, especially when my mother's 97 ram eats an alternator.

Really? I've got over 216k on my 99 and no problems with the alternator

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #514 on:** 10 January 2013, 02:01:18 »

When did this become the Mopar Garage Thread?

THIS IS THE INSANITY THREAD! GO CRAZY!

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #515 on:** 10 January 2013, 10:12:56 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2013, 02:01:18

When did this become the Mopar Garage Thread?

THIS IS THE INSANITY THREAD! GO CRAZY!

no...dat be da other thread named "insanity". HOWEVER! This is a curmudgeonally dark dank lair of Achoo. Now where's the beer?

Gustav Kuriga · « **Reply #516 on:** 10 January 2013, 10:30:52 »

Currently... somewhere. I'll have to check to make sure the inter dimensional mice haven't run off with it.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #517 on:** 10 January 2013, 12:10:00 »

Run off with it?
They can't so that; standing policy is you drink ALL of your booze on premises.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #518 on:** 10 January 2013, 17:35:02 »

If they are inter dimensional mice I think the disregard common laws of thread physics

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #519 on:** 10 January 2013, 18:58:37 »

Who cares about physics when the alcohol is in danger?

truetanker · « **Reply #520 on:** 10 January 2013, 20:11:16 »

Beer, Australian for Water.

Just ask Worktroll!

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #521 on:** 10 January 2013, 21:21:38 »

Quote from: truetanker on 10 January 2013, 20:11:16

Beer, Australian for Water.

Just ask Worktroll!

TT

no doubt

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #522 on:** 10 January 2013, 23:06:15 »

This thread was started by Wombat. IT IS THE INSANITY THREAD!

Just not the one I started.

truetanker · « **Reply #523 on:** 10 January 2013, 23:09:04 »

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Wombat: Last Active: 09 January 2013, 05:37:14
O:-)

Wha?

TT

Is not stalking, just keeping a Acme diary... besides that's wombat over there, behind you in your shadow, eating what I believe is your Peanut Butter and Pastrami Haggis Hoggie sandwich with extra fixin's and sweet mustard drippings, on a whole rye Kaiser bun. You eat that stuff... cast iron colon! O0

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #524 on:** 11 January 2013, 21:53:43 »

He's lurking

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #525 on:** 12 January 2013, 11:47:06 »

Think a great blue Wombat fin sorta meandering about the scene because the great blue Wombat is lost and is distracted by bright shiny things, with the Jaws theme done by the same band that did the openong to the Loony Toons cartoons.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #526 on:** 12 January 2013, 13:48:41 »

*pondering*

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #527 on:** 12 January 2013, 14:01:47 »

~cooks a hotdog over the steam escaping from mopar's ears~

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #528 on:** 12 January 2013, 17:03:49 »

It wasn't that much pondering ;D

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #529 on:** 12 January 2013, 21:29:37 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 11 January 2013, 21:53:43

He's lurking

like that damn summoner mech in the MW2 intro. Not that I hate Summoners, but that Timberwolf should have backed up and used Med lasers followed by a PPC shot, but Nooooo!

truetanker · « **Reply #530 on:** 12 January 2013, 21:43:40 »

You leave Alpha Three alone Vash!

TT

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #531 on:** 13 January 2013, 02:00:57 »

I really scratch my head at the Timby pilot using his machine guns to down a Summoner. Then Alpha 3 just turns with AC carefully aimed and pow! I do however like the mechcommander intro with that Raven running for his life, but where are the neurohelms?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #532 on:** 13 January 2013, 14:55:25 »

you want realism?

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #533 on:** 13 January 2013, 19:25:08 »

Well I guess that's where B-tech novels come in to play. Fun games though

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #534 on:** 13 January 2013, 20:41:24 »

realism? it's a game about giant stompy robots

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #535 on:** 13 January 2013, 21:39:33 »

It can be real, we just need to wait a while

LightGuard · « **Reply #536 on:** 14 January 2013, 01:23:26 »

In the meantime, my Bulldrek senses are tingling...

*Puts on a blaze orange deerstalker cap, clashing horribly with his houndstooth suit as he shoulders an anti-tank rifle painted neon yellow*

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting Wombats... Huh-uh-uhhhh!

*Wanders away, dropping an empty can of cheap beer that's been relabeled "Aiming Fluid"*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #537 on:** 14 January 2013, 09:40:23 »

Is it Wombat season?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #538 on:** 14 January 2013, 10:40:12 »

Well, it's not Baseball season or Duck Season, so I guess it's Wombat Season. Personally I think that Wombat Season is the most dangerous season of all, primarily because of the collateral damage.

LightGuard · « **Reply #539 on:** 15 January 2013, 14:02:53 »

Collateral dam-*KATHUD!*

*Unfortunately, a large ACME^tm safe decided the right place to land was corner-first on top of LightGuard's cunning hat, with him under it*