Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140883 times)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #570 on:** 20 January 2013, 23:50:25 »

*tosses grenade at Achoo's hole*

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #571 on:** 21 January 2013, 01:54:15 »

Hmmm, sounds like a problem only Gordon Freeman can solve

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #572 on:** 21 January 2013, 09:39:57 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 20 January 2013, 23:50:25

*tosses grenade at Achoo's hole*

That just sounds WRONG

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #573 on:** 21 January 2013, 10:40:17 »

*tosses the grenade back*

truetanker · « **Reply #574 on:** 21 January 2013, 14:57:43 »

Wombat decides to make a rare entrance.

* Walks over to the "hole" with an Acme Newspaper aka Coloring Book and procides to unhinged his undertrousers to procure some much needed attention to the "hole". Wiping his hindquaters with a piece of paper, he tosses it into the "hole". *

Finished, Wombat smiles a toothy grin, and walks out.

Wow! Was that Mr. Wombat hmself, I should have asked for his autograph... maybe next time...

TT O:-)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #575 on:** 21 January 2013, 21:10:15 »

These thread has taken a disturbing turn :-\

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #576 on:** 21 January 2013, 22:18:07 »

*Catches grenade, throws it back following another airborne safe*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #577 on:** 22 January 2013, 00:32:38 »

*The grenade explodes in a paisley explosion, filling the entire undergroud lair with hot buttered popcorn. Unfortunately this pretty much immobilizes everyone, including the poor unfortunate Achoo, who teleports out in a swirl of pinkness and hot buttered popcorn to get cleaned up.*

Gustav Kuriga · « **Reply #578 on:** 22 January 2013, 03:31:17 »

*meanwhile, on Namek* ....

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #579 on:** 22 January 2013, 09:32:27 »

I just had these robes dry cleaned :(

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #580 on:** 22 January 2013, 10:22:02 »

Welp, time to go back to base and get another duster coat, and a new prosthetic machine-gun arm. Perhaps clan Sea Fox can give me a deal on a elemental medium laser.

truetanker · « **Reply #581 on:** 22 January 2013, 14:35:39 »

Hey Thanks for the free oil job, my joints are now well lubicated.

What's this funny white puffy kernel-like stuff?

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #582 on:** 22 January 2013, 21:00:11 »

Quote from: truetanker on 22 January 2013, 14:35:39

Hey Thanks for the free oil job, my joints are now well lubicated.

What's this funny white puffy kernel-like stuff?

TT

Oh I'm sure your well lubricated ::)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #583 on:** 22 January 2013, 21:07:35 »

~calmly munches popcorn~ well that was a new one.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #584 on:** 22 January 2013, 22:46:27 »

Popcorn is a little burnt, perhaps I'm near the blast site. I'll go harvest a little farther out. Everyone keep an eye out for Wombat in your popcorn harvest. And where's Achoo?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #585 on:** 23 January 2013, 00:07:26 »

I was getting cleaned up after the TFOS Hyperspatial Popcorn Grenade went off. Fortunately we were underground in an enclosed room. If one of those things goes off outside it creates a pile of popcorn two miles high and five miles in diameter!

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #586 on:** 23 January 2013, 09:42:33 »

I really don't like popcorn

LightGuard · « **Reply #587 on:** 23 January 2013, 16:19:21 »

*Pops out of a popcorn pile, munching on a handful*

'Snot bad, though I like the Jalapeno Cheddar flavor myself.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #588 on:** 23 January 2013, 21:37:25 »

You guys might be getting too much roughage

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #589 on:** 23 January 2013, 22:30:33 »

Not me. Don't eat the stuff myself.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #590 on:** 23 January 2013, 22:35:42 »

Roughage?
Never touch the stuff myself.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #591 on:** 23 January 2013, 23:20:03 »

Define roughage

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #592 on:** 24 January 2013, 09:15:32 »

roughage
n
1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Physiology) (Cookery) the coarse indigestible constituents of food or fodder, which provide bulk to the diet and promote normal bowel function See also dietary fibre
2. any rough or coarse material

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #593 on:** 24 January 2013, 09:25:44 »

#1 - you guys are like the roughage to my mind ;D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #594 on:** 24 January 2013, 17:11:53 »

That's can't be right.

The stuff said in the hall will not clean out your mind. It actually contributes to the blockage.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #595 on:** 24 January 2013, 23:15:56 »

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #596 on:** 25 January 2013, 10:03:56 »

Thiz eez troo! I can't help but think of mechs all day

LightGuard · « **Reply #597 on:** 25 January 2013, 17:26:29 »

*Nods while leaning on Vash's shoulder* Yeah, the wife sometimes says I think about them too much...just because I moaned about UrbanMechs!

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #598 on:** 25 January 2013, 23:59:25 »

I think about getting one or two of those some day

truetanker · « **Reply #599 on:** 26 January 2013, 00:03:34 »

Advance payment of rent or minis... refund check in the mail....

Guys help me decide which is better in the long run?

TT