Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140868 times)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #600 on:** 26 January 2013, 00:10:35 »

rent. Minis are a luxury, you save up for them. House, is not so much a luxury, rain sucks, snow sucks worse without a roof and walls

truetanker · « **Reply #601 on:** 26 January 2013, 00:21:28 »

Been there, done that in winter.

Yeah me, I has a job, still sucks most of the time...

Is it GenCon yet?

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #602 on:** 26 January 2013, 00:41:57 »

Damn. I'm still waiting for all my tax forms.
I don't understand why corporations always insist on waiting till the last possible second. All the work is done by computer anyways, why not print and ship January 1st?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #603 on:** 26 January 2013, 14:21:33 »

Quote from: ShadowRaven on 26 January 2013, 00:10:35

rent. Minis are a luxury, you save up for them. House, is not so much a luxury, rain sucks, snow sucks worse without a roof and walls

So having 2140 mech minis would be a luxury?

I'm getting about 50 more on Sunday ;D

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #604 on:** 26 January 2013, 14:32:27 »

A halfling walks into the hall, looking around in great wonder. She then take a deep breath (to the amount that actually causes a drop in barometric air pressure by a small percentage) and asks (loudly)
"CAN I RENT THIS PLACE NEXT WEEK?

The Pink Clan needs to hold a meeting next week and i need space to hold 500 Right-sized in one space, for an hour or 12..." she then turns around, departs smartly as the air pressure returns to normal (but doesn't stop the first cracks in the walls from forming).

Gustav Kuriga · « **Reply #605 on:** 26 January 2013, 14:34:31 »

That depends. Will you all eat the popcorn?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #606 on:** 26 January 2013, 15:40:39 »

hmm, kinda cute for a small. I wonder if the pink hair was natural, Canopian maybe?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #607 on:** 26 January 2013, 18:06:15 »

Was that a drive by posting? ???

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #608 on:** 26 January 2013, 18:34:30 »

MEANWHILE IN MERRYBERRY...

#1: Did you make the request, #2?

#2: Yesh, #1.

#1: Good. Very Good. Soon the rebelion will begin. Soon our star will rise. Soon those fowl halflings will poor into the 'mechverse. Soon it will implode. Are you eating your socks, #2?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #609 on:** 26 January 2013, 19:04:27 »

I just got the strangest snesation of cutting to a different location briefly. Anyone else feel anything?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #610 on:** 26 January 2013, 20:31:05 »

I'm dyslexic so someone's name right now is causing me major problems

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #611 on:** 27 January 2013, 10:45:15 »

I don't rent this place. It is, however, frequently invaded. And currently filled with popcorn.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #612 on:** 27 January 2013, 11:43:23 »

You you permit me to deploy an auto-sentry by one of the doors in case of halfling invasion?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #613 on:** 27 January 2013, 15:57:13 »

I think I still have an R/C Hetzer around

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #614 on:** 27 January 2013, 17:01:24 »

ANybody know what happened to the RC McKenna?
I liked that one more.

truetanker · « **Reply #615 on:** 27 January 2013, 17:07:41 »

I understand that the mercenary unit known a Captain Zippy's Urbanmech Calvary might be looking for a garrison type job. Contact : StCptMara for details.

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #616 on:** 27 January 2013, 17:13:32 »

How do you airdrop urbies underground?

truetanker · « **Reply #617 on:** 27 January 2013, 17:18:31 »

The Polka Dot Lance's A4 makes a very nice hole....

TT

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #618 on:** 27 January 2013, 18:41:17 »

And yet again, Even more Elsewhere in the realms...
Soooo... The halflings are looking for lodging. the place they checked as full of what? exactly what? Ok, Ok... we can handle that. but doesnt that place remind of you of The Pub (you know, that place that has a Urbanmech brigade or some nonsence? You don't? Shame. I still remember the dancing Urbies, spot welded to the ceiling...

HEY! JOE! Drop that wrench! I gots an idea... ^-^

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #619 on:** 27 January 2013, 18:46:29 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2013, 10:45:15

I don't rent this place. It is, however, frequently invaded. And currently filled with popcorn.

are you sure? i could have sworn that halfling walked into the hall, unimpeaded (but to your credit, we never asked is she ate her way into the space. that's a logical assumtion on where the popcorn may have went to, during the massive air pressure drop... oh dear. Was there a bathroom nearby. i would imagine you should go clean it. NOW [blank])

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #620 on:** 27 January 2013, 19:13:37 »

~tosses a home made incindiary device into tha bathroom~ clean now

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #621 on:** 27 January 2013, 19:29:26 »

Did you use white phosphorus and napalm, or do we have to hire a new janitor?

truetanker · « **Reply #622 on:** 27 January 2013, 19:30:08 »

I'll just be leaving now...

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #623 on:** 27 January 2013, 22:28:46 »

Me too

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #624 on:** 27 January 2013, 22:47:12 »

Good idea.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #625 on:** 27 January 2013, 23:21:05 »

Thermite actually. If you're going to play with fire, might as well use something that will melt through the floor

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #626 on:** 27 January 2013, 23:45:52 »

I will accept that answer and requisition new plumbing.

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #627 on:** 27 January 2013, 23:58:21 »

will you include more toilets? Sure halflings physically CAN double up on a typical Porcelain throne' (think of the that one 'Tenatious D' video with the 'duo working butts') but do we really want to?

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #628 on:** 28 January 2013, 00:36:07 »

You want to throw a convention here and you expect US to provide the extra accommodations?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #629 on:** 28 January 2013, 09:37:39 »

Why are we discussing the bathroom habits of Halflings?