Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140865 times)

Clangador · « **Reply #630 on:** 28 January 2013, 10:14:31 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2013, 09:37:39

Why are we discussing the bathroom habits of Halflings?

Well, you've seen The Hobbit right? ???

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #631 on:** 28 January 2013, 12:13:05 »

Yeah! And where's the beer?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #632 on:** 28 January 2013, 17:36:37 »

Forget the new toilets, help me install the Death Star style trash compactor walls.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #633 on:** 28 January 2013, 18:19:46 »

Too slow, don't you have any faster acting deathtraps?

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #634 on:** 28 January 2013, 18:26:48 »

do you have a specific PSI rating in the hydraulics? there are ways to make it operate faster. Perhaps emplying a reverseable direction tread mill floor that keeps the trash from fleeing towards 'the exit', thus hastening their doom... wait. whut?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #635 on:** 28 January 2013, 19:22:03 »

Faster death traps? Well there is always the poison gas option, or the classic 'kill it with fire' route. I considered pit traps, but they have a tendency to fail. The pool of sharks below the main floor idea is terribly inefficient if you are dealing with multiple victims.

truetanker · « **Reply #636 on:** 28 January 2013, 20:02:38 »

Sloped floorboards that raise up covering the exits, which leads us to the " open " floor plan of which has mulitple buzzsaws and meatgrinders running at 1000 RPMs a second followed by a lasergrid that has one-tenth of a millimeter holes in it covering the space Should we have a medium-slow " drop " ceiling to help out?

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #637 on:** 28 January 2013, 20:37:25 »

Oh I know.
make the walls of the compactors out of claymore mines.
Undifferentiated organic paste, can't escape from the second stage of the death trap.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #638 on:** 28 January 2013, 20:47:28 »

Perhaps, but we will need an improved disposal system. Can you imagine the stink if the drains get clogged after that

truetanker · « **Reply #639 on:** 28 January 2013, 21:05:58 »

Just install the drain system to the Smoke Jaquar Chatterweb thread, nobody ever uses it anymore... O:-)

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #640 on:** 28 January 2013, 21:15:07 »

Quote from: Clangador on 28 January 2013, 10:14:31

Well, you've seen The Hobbit right? ???

No :(

truetanker · « **Reply #641 on:** 28 January 2013, 21:16:35 »

Cartoon or live action?

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #642 on:** 28 January 2013, 21:22:26 »

Quote from: truetanker on 28 January 2013, 21:16:35

Cartoon or live action?

TT

Oh I've seen the old cartoon

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #643 on:** 28 January 2013, 21:23:21 »

Quote from: ShadowRaven on 28 January 2013, 20:47:28

Perhaps, but we will need an improved disposal system. Can you imagine the stink if the drains get clogged after that

That's why we build the crusher and incinerator as the same room.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #644 on:** 28 January 2013, 21:24:39 »

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

truetanker · « **Reply #645 on:** 28 January 2013, 21:39:40 »

False trapdoor floor 20' drop unto 10' Gelatinous Cube.

Classic D&D Garbage Disposal. Hose off the remnants that fall into a small trapdoor and rinse again.

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #646 on:** 28 January 2013, 23:46:10 »

*sigh* Technically my throne room and underground lair is a bathroom. I don't have any idea how so many people seem able to get into my SECRET lair!

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #647 on:** 28 January 2013, 23:53:45 »

OH GOOD! that means asking you to provide the Toilet Paper wont too too much to ask then, sir?

truetanker · « **Reply #648 on:** 28 January 2013, 23:54:57 »

Why is it the wee ones have all the fun? Halfing Toss!!!!

Loads up on cannonfodder...

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #649 on:** 29 January 2013, 00:01:42 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 January 2013, 23:46:10

*sigh* Technically my throne room and underground lair is a bathroom. I don't have any idea how so many people seem able to get into my SECRET lair!

Maybe you should take down all the posted signs leading here.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #650 on:** 29 January 2013, 01:45:14 »

or get a key lock on the elevator?

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #651 on:** 29 January 2013, 01:51:40 »

You know that won't work.
Any of us here could bypass that kind of lock, and many of us often enter and leave from alternate directions.

*Leans against tunneling machine*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #652 on:** 29 January 2013, 09:27:30 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 29 January 2013, 01:51:40

You know that won't work.
Any of us here could bypass that kind of lock, and many of us often enter and leave from alternate directions.

*Leans against tunneling machine*

That was boring ::)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #653 on:** 29 January 2013, 12:25:47 »

Posted signs.............................. :o

CURSE YOU SAMURAI WOMBAT!

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #654 on:** 29 January 2013, 14:08:18 »

is that a TV show on ISF-approved Kuritan airwaves? Im so turning on the DVR for that! (is it carried on COX?)

Notsonoble · « **Reply #655 on:** 29 January 2013, 16:29:37 »

Food fight in the headcapping thread.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #656 on:** 30 January 2013, 01:06:53 »

Oh, I'll make sure my victory in that thread is tastefully recognized.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #657 on:** 30 January 2013, 09:42:33 »

toodles! Off to the salt mines

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #658 on:** 30 January 2013, 15:54:43 »

Quote from: Vash The Stampede on 30 January 2013, 01:06:53

Oh, I'll make sure my victory in that thread is tastefully recognized.

There is no such thing as victory in that thread. Everybody dies, nobody wins. Sort of like Capellan politics.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #659 on:** 30 January 2013, 16:29:58 »

if everyone dies in Cappie politics, does that not then make the fedrats the winners?