Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140896 times)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #690 on:** 04 February 2013, 22:50:41 »

You can find anything online these days.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #691 on:** 05 February 2013, 00:54:23 »

and to all of them there is a rule 34

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #692 on:** 05 February 2013, 09:42:59 »

Quote from: ShadowRaven on 05 February 2013, 00:54:23

and to all of them there is a rule 34

Yes there is

Notsonoble · « **Reply #693 on:** 06 February 2013, 09:22:14 »

Yeah, the gaming group here even found rule 34 rust monster

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #694 on:** 06 February 2013, 09:25:05 »

Quote from: Notsonoble on 06 February 2013, 09:22:14

Yeah, the gaming group here even found rule 34 rust monster

Michigan?

Notsonoble · « **Reply #695 on:** 06 February 2013, 09:29:06 »

Abilene

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #696 on:** 06 February 2013, 15:35:31 »

rule 34 rust monster? now I have to go looking damnit. Curiosity is a dangerous thing

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #697 on:** 06 February 2013, 15:51:29 »

Meanwhile, Late last year....

Sooooo..... we're doing what, again boss?

truetanker · « **Reply #698 on:** 06 February 2013, 17:46:12 »

Try to look stupid in front of the opposite sex?

TT

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #699 on:** 06 February 2013, 17:49:52 »

Oh I can do that. Give me something with some challenge to it

truetanker · « **Reply #700 on:** 06 February 2013, 18:14:07 »

Try to admit your stupid in front of the opposite sex without actually being stupid about it? or Removing said foot from mouth without being coy about it.

;D

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #701 on:** 07 February 2013, 00:31:41 »

I do that all the time. ;D

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #702 on:** 07 February 2013, 09:42:10 »

not me ::)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #703 on:** 11 February 2013, 02:40:23 »

Never underestimate the power of stupidity. ::)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #704 on:** 11 February 2013, 09:28:54 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 February 2013, 02:40:23

Never underestimate the power of stupidity. ::)

How could you after reading this thread?

Wombat · « **Reply #705 on:** 12 February 2013, 10:12:51 »

[Wombat wakes up in the middle of the fruit salad bowl, again, and wonders briefly where his briefs went. Then he remembers he doesn't wear any and waddles out. Wombat yawns loudly and momentarily belches up a small refrigerator, swallows it again, and then notices a new-comer.]

"....oooooooh."

[Wombat tiptoes up behind Pensiveswetness an sniffs for a moment before shrugging his shoulders and handing Pensiveswetness a twinkie and waddling off. The twinkie explodes.]

**KA-BOOM!!**

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #706 on:** 12 February 2013, 10:31:19 »

Oh good, you're back
*hacks off Wombat's left arm and then replaces it with a BoP Industries Discount Economy Unpowered Arm Substitute*
I need to borrow this for a few days.

Wombat · « **Reply #707 on:** 12 February 2013, 11:36:45 »

"....was that the left arm or the right?"

(Wombat asks as he doesn't know how to tell which was which)

"Because the left arm has a tendancy to get kinda feely when exposed to garlic or chili powder."

[Wombat looks as his new prosthesis and sniffs it.]

"Huh...smells like grape jelly. And is that a flame-thrower attachment?"

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #708 on:** 12 February 2013, 11:45:19 »

We ran out of soda cans during construction, luckily we had a can of chafing dish fuel left over from last week's party to fill out the last few inches of the arm.

Wombat · « **Reply #709 on:** 12 February 2013, 12:23:30 »

"Oh, and its got a can opener on the elbow!!"

[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin and proceeds to attack a Hunchback 'mech with his can-opener elbow.]

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #710 on:** 12 February 2013, 15:08:42 »

*as the smoke lifts...* Oh cool. Thanks wombat. i was wondering how i was gonna cook this tray of tater tots... ??? Does that mean we're a GO! for The Halflings for a Shorter America convention? Ive beeny kinda busy completely forgetting at the last minute its Valentine's Slavery Day on thursday... :-[

Wombat · « **Reply #711 on:** 12 February 2013, 15:53:44 »

[Wombat, understanding all of about five words, nods with a big toothy grin at Pensiveswetness while fumbling in his pouch. As he nods his head, the distinct sound of a ping-pong ball being shaken inside a coffee can can be heard. A moment later, Wombat pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs himself to Pensiveswetness, straps on a pair of goggles and a chinguard, and taps his foot nervously as if waiting for something to happen.]

*ding*

[Wombat pulls a pair of oven mitts on and, opening his pouch like an oven door, pulls out a rather large pot labeled "Chili Inferno". Wombat smiles a big toothy grin as he proceeds to drink it, and then eats the pot at as well. Wombat proceeds to belge a few flames.]

*Uuuuuuurp!*

[Wombat starts to vibrate, slow at first, but with gaining intensity...]

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #712 on:** 12 February 2013, 17:58:49 »

Please, in polite company i perfer PW... maybe edwin? *casts Teleport* Poof! Ah damn. Wrong spell

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #713 on:** 12 February 2013, 22:02:22 »

Quote from: pensiveswetness on 12 February 2013, 17:58:49

Please, in polite company i perfer PW... maybe edwin? *casts Teleport* Poof! Ah damn. Wrong spell

Magic will not help you here

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #714 on:** 12 February 2013, 23:51:12 »

That's why the trick is to get far from here.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #715 on:** 13 February 2013, 02:48:56 »

*ducks for cover, tosses Wombat into it, shuts the cover, and runs for dear life*

Wombat · « **Reply #716 on:** 13 February 2013, 07:43:54 »

[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin as, instead of exploding, a noxious green cloud begins emanating from his posterior. The carpet begins to melt. The lamps scream in pain and run away. Captain Lou Albano rises from the dead, puts himself in a figure-four, chokes himself out, and dies again. Two rabbits jump out of Wombat's pouch, wearing gasmasks and run off. Three dropships fall from the sky and Cream of Wheat no longer has the recommended serving of iron.]

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #717 on:** 13 February 2013, 08:32:03 »

but can you bottle it for future use?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #718 on:** 13 February 2013, 09:32:20 »

*MM breaks out a Titanium Vacuum Cleaner and sucks up the gas and bottles it*

Oder de Clang - I'll be rich.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #719 on:** 13 February 2013, 10:19:06 »

Using it for blackmail are you? ::)