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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #750 on: 16 February 2013, 19:14:54 »
Meanwhile in Cleveland...

Damn. it's snowing again. Hey Bob345,600,607.98? Why is the feed down at sector J654GHT-0987-jj-607? That's that lair that recon found a week ago, right? *nods* Yeah, that one. We lost feeds from camera's 1 thru 4. *pauses* Looks like 5 is upline... *whistles* damn. is that me, or does that look like concrete?

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #751 on: 16 February 2013, 20:46:26 »
Truetanker, using his built-in Boosted and Shielded C3i, calls in an Orbital Bombardment on his direct postion.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
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If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #752 on: 16 February 2013, 20:50:29 »
Notsonoble paints a door on the side of the concrete next to him, opens the door, steps through into BoPs lab.
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Self:  Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.
Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #753 on: 16 February 2013, 21:19:14 »
Toon Doors?  Oh that tech is mighty dangerous

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #754 on: 16 February 2013, 22:08:15 »
Good luck navigating the MC Escher architecture and comprehending the four dimensional, non euclidean geometries of my lab; please be advised, we are doing high energy experiments at present, and certain sections of the facility may be bathed in hard radiation at any moment.

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #755 on: 17 February 2013, 00:12:06 »
*  BoP's lab is bathed in enlighinment from TT's escaped Orbital Bombardment *

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #756 on: 17 February 2013, 00:30:32 »
*BoP's lab is in space*

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #757 on: 17 February 2013, 00:42:13 »
Luckily I was involved in a Rube Goldberg scandal, and only emerged with my shame intact.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #758 on: 17 February 2013, 01:01:32 »
[After being poked in the butt Achoo flushes the toilet five times. Just too be sure.]
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #759 on: 17 February 2013, 09:42:20 »
Toon Doors?  Oh that tech is mighty dangerous
Perfect reason to use them randomly. Kinda like big red buttons.
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Self:  Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.
Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #760 on: 17 February 2013, 12:31:52 »
Notsonoble paints a door on the side of the concrete next to him, opens the door, steps through into BoPs lab.
*  BoP's lab is bathed in enlighinment from TT's escaped Orbital Bombardment *

TT
*BoP's lab is in space*

From space-based firing point to painted door on the ground to BoP's space-based lab.

 :))

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #761 on: 17 February 2013, 12:35:35 »
And you did say
please be advised, we are doing high energy experiments at present, and certain sections of the facility may be bathed in hard radiation at any moment.
courtesies from my Orbital Bombardment fire solution.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #762 on: 17 February 2013, 15:16:59 »
*BoP's lab smalls into the sun*

ooopppssss

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #763 on: 17 February 2013, 16:12:30 »
* gives MM a spellcheck button *

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #764 on: 17 February 2013, 20:29:15 »
*brakes the button*

 ::)

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #765 on: 18 February 2013, 00:23:27 »
*brakes the button*

 ::)

to be specific, MM must have installed a higher tensioned spring. this spring, with its higher tension, would require moar physical strenght in the finger in order to be able to push it down at the same rate of decent as a non-high tensioned button would. So in ensense, Braking the Button would be proper. Now if someone could explain why i kept typing 'Bottom' each time i was intenting to type 'Button' before i check for errors?

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #766 on: 18 February 2013, 09:47:15 »
Because you are obsessed with Mopar's butt?
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #767 on: 18 February 2013, 12:06:00 »
Because you are obsessed with Mopar's butt?

Many women are, I do have a nice tushy  8)

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #768 on: 18 February 2013, 18:42:17 »
Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #769 on: 18 February 2013, 19:08:53 »
Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.

TT :)
*gets out red pen*
It's spelled "you're"

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #770 on: 18 February 2013, 20:07:29 »
That's lipstick, not ink BoP. I believe Wombat over there applied a second coating on his lips again for another round of Achoo leg date.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #771 on: 18 February 2013, 20:31:31 »
Huh so it is
*Writes redrum on the bathroom mirror*

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #772 on: 18 February 2013, 21:16:41 »
~drinks black rum and watches BoP make a mess on the mirror~
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #773 on: 18 February 2013, 23:30:42 »
~drinks black rum and watches BoP make a mess on the mirror~
That's why all the rum's gone!
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Self:  Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.
Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #774 on: 19 February 2013, 00:10:07 »
OK, That's it! Get a date with another leg!

*Achoo disappears in a swirl of pinkness.*
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #775 on: 19 February 2013, 21:17:42 »
Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.

TT :)

Yes and with a nice tushy

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #776 on: 20 February 2013, 01:03:54 »
well the old black rum's got a hold on me like a...wombat on Achoo's leg
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #777 on: 21 February 2013, 09:40:35 »
well the old black rum's got a hold on me like a...wombat on Achoo's leg

That's bad  :(

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #778 on: 21 February 2013, 14:49:15 »
worst i could come up with on short notice
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #779 on: 21 February 2013, 15:22:31 »
*is currently stuck falling down the up escalator for the rest of time.*
that's nonsense you loon. i use a hammer to drive screws and I ENJOY IT  - Cik