Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140881 times)

truetanker · « **Reply #840 on:** 16 March 2013, 23:19:53 »

since when can we use lemon juice?

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #841 on:** 17 March 2013, 00:32:16 »

Lemon juice is very useful!

It gives your hair a beautiful shine, it removes tarnish from copper and brass, it gets you going (it's a natural laxative), it's great for cleaning your kitchen and making it smell nice, it's a natural disinfectant, it can remove pine tar from your hands and it can silence a hacking cough and heal a sore throat.

It's also nice in tea.

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #842 on:** 17 March 2013, 10:36:15 »

is now a good time to cook (or eat) all this popcorn? (as the room begins to fill with halflings, at the rate of typical Star Trek tribble breeding rates)... HEY! I smell BOOZE! it's time to PAR_TEEEEEEEE! ;D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #843 on:** 17 March 2013, 11:31:54 »

Good think I poisoned the popcorn.
The bad thing is somebody is going to have to clean up all the dead halflings in about fifteen minutes.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #844 on:** 17 March 2013, 20:19:46 »

~Shadowraven promptly explodes with the force of 1/4 pound of C4~

truetanker · « **Reply #845 on:** 18 March 2013, 11:28:29 »

* Grabs SR used parts and sells them on the black market for a profit. *

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #846 on:** 19 March 2013, 20:05:51 »

Quote from: truetanker on 18 March 2013, 11:28:29

* Grabs SR used parts and sells them on the black market for a profit. *

TT

Who knew that size 28x22 was in demand ::)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #847 on:** 02 April 2013, 08:32:33 »

Meh.......parts are parts.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #848 on:** 02 April 2013, 08:33:47 »

are you quoting "Wendy's" commercials?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #849 on:** 02 April 2013, 21:52:31 »

Nope.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #850 on:** 03 April 2013, 20:52:59 »

I don't think that Wendy's girl can keep up that light chassis of hers if her breakfast lunch and dinner was comprised of Western Bacon Cheeseburgers

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #851 on:** 03 April 2013, 21:08:55 »

LOL! Calories are not toooooo bad (only 660) and only 30 grams of fat. But 1,410 mg of salt! Oh my!

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #852 on:** 03 April 2013, 21:16:11 »

Then again who can resist a Bacon Cheese Burger!? Also, How on earth do you get your text colored red Achoo!?

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #853 on:** 03 April 2013, 21:22:10 »

You know what (of course not, not even I know him), I totally missed all the fantastic stuff that is the text toolbar. Please don't let wombat destroy my red duster coat!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #854 on:** 03 April 2013, 21:44:06 »

Text toolbar?

Real
men

Code: [Select]

truetanker · « **Reply #855 on:** 03 April 2013, 22:29:10 »

Vash next time you reply, check the top part of the messaging tool. Font Face, Font Size and Change Color.

Even I can do this and I am not tech savay like some of the others.

TT

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #856 on:** 04 April 2013, 00:33:04 »

well wouldja look at that!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #857 on:** 04 April 2013, 10:34:09 »

And I don't use red. It would not be appropriate.

I use maroon because you guys are a bunch of maroons.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #858 on:** 04 April 2013, 17:44:17 »

I use pink, because I'm tough enough to get away with it

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #859 on:** 04 April 2013, 20:03:15 »

I used to use pink because it drove some of the others lurking around here to distraction. But I like maroon better.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #860 on:** 05 April 2013, 00:05:33 »

Eh, I think I'll stick with this. I'm already too busy marking armor points on RS to fight with all the careful tapping on a tablet device

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #861 on:** 06 April 2013, 12:48:00 »

I use this since it is the color of royalty ::)

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #862 on:** 06 April 2013, 15:57:09 »

Careful not to release too much smug into the atmosphere

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #863 on:** 06 April 2013, 17:16:17 »

Eh the smart people here don't breathe the local atmosphere, so it's perfectly safe.
and by 'smart people' I of course mean me.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #864 on:** 07 April 2013, 00:42:33 »

Hmmm... So you probly intake spices like guild navigator of Dune and must be wheeled around in a giant fish tank ;D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #865 on:** 07 April 2013, 05:41:02 »

PSH, no. I just use my own air supply
Hmm, smells like Druidia.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #866 on:** 07 April 2013, 09:34:46 »

That sounded pretty Druish.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #867 on:** 08 April 2013, 21:20:54 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 06 April 2013, 17:16:17

Eh the smart people here don't breathe the local atmosphere, so it's perfectly safe.
and by 'smart people' I of course mean me.

That's cause you are using a small sample size

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #868 on:** 08 April 2013, 23:03:38 »

I make no apologies.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #869 on:** 09 April 2013, 08:30:25 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 08 April 2013, 23:03:38

I make no apologies.

You are an apology ;D ;)