Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140881 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #870 on:** 09 April 2013, 08:35:45 »

I apologize for the atmosphere in here, There is way too much smug and somebody stole the Druish air sanitizer.

Also I let loose a Taco Bell.

truetanker · « **Reply #871 on:** 09 April 2013, 16:51:02 »

Was it wet and did you use a megaphone?

TT [blank]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #872 on:** 09 April 2013, 18:52:42 »

so the reason they one the restaurant wars was because of biologic weaponry?

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #873 on:** 09 April 2013, 19:50:56 »

So do we just start a new thread called restaurant succession wars?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #874 on:** 09 April 2013, 20:41:32 »

Quote from: truetanker on 09 April 2013, 16:51:02

Was it wet and did you use a megaphone?

TT [blank]

Isn't that part of the original opening to "Casino Royale"?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #875 on:** 09 April 2013, 20:56:33 »

}:)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #876 on:** 09 April 2013, 21:04:13 »

Sure, why not.

Quote from: Vash The Stampede on 09 April 2013, 19:50:56

So do we just start a new thread called restaurant succession wars?

Sure, why not.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #877 on:** 09 April 2013, 21:05:02 »

I'll stay here - this place smells a lot better than a Taco Bell

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #878 on:** 09 April 2013, 22:24:49 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 09 April 2013, 21:04:13

Sure, why not.Sure, why not.

well then... Lets!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #879 on:** 13 April 2013, 12:28:47 »

[From the men's room a dense green noxious cloud disolves it's way through the door and begins moving toward Vash....]

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #880 on:** 13 April 2013, 18:03:20 »

Gas Masks PRONTO!

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #881 on:** 13 April 2013, 18:20:32 »

~hits the alarm and busts out the Hazmat gear~

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #882 on:** 13 April 2013, 19:30:25 »

*Red Alert!*
"All personnel, proceed to hazmat control gate for departure"
"Reminder that any possibility of Wombat scanned upon any personnel will result in complete lockdown for quarantine, following decontamination process until foreign bio form and host are neutralized"

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #883 on:** 13 April 2013, 21:12:46 »

*BoP remains sealed against all atmospheric taints.*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #884 on:** 13 April 2013, 23:51:25 »

*BoP begins desolving in the dense green noxious cloud. *

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #885 on:** 14 April 2013, 00:27:36 »

*Hearing the blood curdling screams from the space lab in space, a BoP Industries tech enters, notices the puddle of BoP and writes a requisition for for a new BoP.
Before leaving, he takes blood samples of everyone to check for cheese.*

==Note: Please allow three to five business hours for delivery.==

rebs · « **Reply #886 on:** 14 April 2013, 00:48:41 »

It didn't look like a comfortable hobbit hole with round doorways and nice crockery, so I probably should have thought better about walking in. Ahhh, noxious green fumage! ^-^ How delightful

And a bloodtest.

No hobbits either. hmmmm

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #887 on:** 14 April 2013, 10:13:40 »

Whew! Good thing I'm indestructible!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #888 on:** 14 April 2013, 10:34:07 »

[The dense green noxious cloud again begins moving towards Vash, leaving a trail of scoured concrete floor semi-disolving in it's wake.....]

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #889 on:** 14 April 2013, 11:49:27 »

Quote from: rebs on 14 April 2013, 00:48:41

No hobbits either. hmmmm

No. They're delicious.

Want some Ogre Chow?

rebs · « **Reply #890 on:** 14 April 2013, 14:04:58 »

...yeah, might as well. ;D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #891 on:** 14 April 2013, 15:19:10 »

*A deliveryman rings the doorbell. He needs somebody to sign for a package*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #892 on:** 14 April 2013, 19:57:20 »

[The dense noxious green cloud passes the delirery man, who himself turns green and passes out.]

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #893 on:** 15 April 2013, 10:22:08 »

How do we escape this evil that is so curmudgeonly dank!?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #894 on:** 15 April 2013, 12:22:28 »

this too, like all forms of flatulent gas, shall pass

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #895 on:** 15 April 2013, 18:19:02 »

*As no one has signed for him yet despite him having been delivered, BoP's anti-theft device kicks in, and he breaks out of his crate and fires his rocket launcher into the lair.*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #896 on:** 15 April 2013, 21:03:57 »

[The dense noxious green cloud spontaneously explodes, filling the entire lair with a much less dense but still noxious green fog.]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #897 on:** 15 April 2013, 21:19:08 »

*Having expended the rocket launcher, BoP picks up a mini gun and sprays the area with bullets. Once that gun is empty, BoP ends anti-theft mode*

I've worked up quite a thirst, who's got some alcohol?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #898 on:** 15 April 2013, 23:02:33 »

*fills nostrils with cotton balls*

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #899 on:** 16 April 2013, 11:37:32 »

no more alcohol. Someone blew it all up, and shot the bottles to pieces