Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140881 times)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #900 on:** 16 April 2013, 16:00:45 »

Now what kind of jerk does that?

truetanker · « **Reply #901 on:** 16 April 2013, 17:44:26 »

I got some fermented track brake fluid if your that desperate BoP? O0

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #902 on:** 16 April 2013, 18:36:11 »

*BoP shoots TT with his man portable LB-X for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".*
Think I'll pass on that. Doesn't anybody have any real moonshine?

truetanker · « **Reply #903 on:** 16 April 2013, 19:49:57 »

Ouch.

Opening up with his wrist mounted mini-gatling gauss guns, Truetanker " hails " BoP.

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #904 on:** 16 April 2013, 20:32:05 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 16 April 2013, 18:36:11

*BoP shoots TT with his man portable LB-X for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".*
Think I'll pass on that. Doesn't anybody have any real moonshine?

Don't go all grammar Nazi on us ;D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #905 on:** 16 April 2013, 20:55:25 »

Learn the difference between basic words.

*BoP Tosses some grenades at TT and Mopar.*

truetanker · « **Reply #906 on:** 16 April 2013, 21:01:52 »

Produces a ping pong paddle and misses his swing.

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #907 on:** 16 April 2013, 22:56:14 »

[Achoo stumbles out of the first stall of the restroom, notes the thrown grenades, than returns to the bathroom stall and shuts the door.]

truetanker · « **Reply #908 on:** 17 April 2013, 18:37:46 »

The gernade bounces off the top of the stall door, spins a bit and falls inside the doorway.

Moments later it goes off and a wet Achoo leaves said stall area, dripping water.

TT

rebs · « **Reply #909 on:** 18 April 2013, 10:44:40 »

I'm such a pig, I've been eating ogre chow the whole time! ;D With a Clothespin IIC clamping my nostrils closed.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #910 on:** 19 April 2013, 06:40:37 »

I wish this was just water. With friends like you guys nobody needs the Blakist Jihad.

truetanker · « **Reply #911 on:** 19 April 2013, 22:36:22 »

Why so sad Achoo, need a tissue?

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #912 on:** 23 April 2013, 19:46:42 »

Nope. Just a nice long soak in a car wash to wash all of this crap off of me.

pensiveswetness · « **Reply #913 on:** 24 April 2013, 12:20:10 »

A halfing looks in, glances at Achoos Avatar, looks to speak, then pauses

Me say, hold pose. me have to google you, me forgets who you be's

*Googles Samari Jack foes*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #914 on:** 24 April 2013, 21:58:22 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 April 2013, 19:46:42

Nope. Just a nice long soak in a car wash to wash all of this crap off of me.

Did you have to work as a greeter today and touch the masses?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #915 on:** 25 April 2013, 09:32:08 »

Quote from: truetanker on 17 April 2013, 18:37:46

The gernade bounces off the top of the stall door, spins a bit and falls inside the doorway.

Moments later it goes off and a wet Achoo leaves said stall area, dripping water.

TT

Where do you think that water came from? Or were you not paying attention again?

truetanker · « **Reply #916 on:** 25 April 2013, 17:58:12 »

* Gives Mopar some glasses *

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #917 on:** 27 April 2013, 12:49:30 »

Quote from: truetanker on 25 April 2013, 17:58:12

* Gives Mopar some glasses *

TT

Do you honestly think that's going to help?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #918 on:** 27 April 2013, 16:24:57 »

Depends on what kind of glasses they are. Reading glasses, not so much. Drinking glasses a bit. Drinking glasses full of adult beverages, now your talking!

truetanker · « **Reply #919 on:** 27 April 2013, 19:38:26 »

[Walmart speaker : Achoo ]

Cleanup on isle 5 and restock.

[/Walmart speaker : Achoo ]

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #920 on:** 27 April 2013, 22:51:33 »

Nope. Not my job. I work the registers in the front end. I do not stock and the only time I am in aisle 5 is when I am shopping after I get off work.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #921 on:** 27 April 2013, 23:50:06 »

So in a scenario of a customer who's angry at you and shouting for not taking his day late coupon, you are , rather the cashier who implodes and shoots everyone in the store...or you're the guy in the frozen food section dialing 911 #P

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #922 on:** 28 April 2013, 10:44:37 »

I shop smart. I shop S-Mart. O0

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #923 on:** 28 April 2013, 22:06:06 »

Groovy.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #924 on:** 30 April 2013, 13:33:53 »

I am the guy telling the customer that I cannot take his day late coupon because WalMart's system will not let me take expired coupons. I do so as politely as I can. If he insists on yelling I call for a CSM and pass him (or her) off to management. I do not make the rules. I am stuck with them. And if somebody keeps yelling at me I am as polite and as helpful as I can be not because I want to help them. I do it because it is fun watching them make idiots of themselves and getting even more upset because thay are not making me upset. Killing them with kindness can be very infuriating for them and amusing as hell for me.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #925 on:** 30 April 2013, 13:46:46 »

As long as they don't discover the mass grave under sporting goods....

truetanker · « **Reply #926 on:** 30 April 2013, 18:02:14 »

So Achoo has a hidey hole made out Toilet paper packages?

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #927 on:** 30 April 2013, 18:35:44 »

Achoo, How often do you post to NotAlwaysRight?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #928 on:** 30 April 2013, 19:12:04 »

Achoo - good job man O0

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #929 on:** 30 April 2013, 22:56:50 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 30 April 2013, 18:35:44

Achoo, How often do you post to NotAlwaysRight?

Never. Ever.