Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140896 times)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #1050 on:** 23 July 2013, 15:46:53 »

Not that any of us has a good point of reference.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1051 on:** 23 July 2013, 22:27:32 »

Oh, but I do have a good point of reference. I just don't reference it all that much. ^-^

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1052 on:** 24 July 2013, 00:22:12 »

If it's reference material, why did you grab it off a shelf in the fiction section?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1053 on:** 25 July 2013, 08:33:45 »

It's my preference for reference. It makes more sense than reality.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1054 on:** 25 July 2013, 16:16:06 »

I reject your reality and substitute my own BoP Industries Certified Enhanced Reality Experience^TM

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1055 on:** 25 July 2013, 20:15:01 »

I reject your rejection and further reject any further rejections of my rejection of your rejections.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #1056 on:** 25 July 2013, 22:19:23 »

the difference between fiction and reality, is fiction has to make sense to be believed

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #1057 on:** 26 July 2013, 10:01:16 »

I'd say it was fan fiction, but he really is the only fan..... :D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1058 on:** 26 July 2013, 11:03:11 »

He move enough hot air to be a fan.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #1059 on:** 26 July 2013, 12:34:55 »

Or a balloon.... ;D

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1060 on:** 26 July 2013, 20:56:31 »

Quote from: sir_spamalot on 23 July 2013, 15:46:53

Not that any of us has a good point of reference.

I've got your point of reference right here ^-^

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1061 on:** 26 July 2013, 21:48:31 »

This place has a fan that moves as much air as a jet turbofan engine. Basically because it is a repurposed turbofan engine. Is that a big enough fan for you?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1062 on:** 28 July 2013, 13:09:07 »

I'm my own fan 8)

Notsonoble · « **Reply #1063 on:** 02 December 2013, 16:48:59 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 July 2013, 21:48:31

This place has a fan that moves as much air as a jet turbofan engine. Basically because it is a repurposed turbofan engine. Is that a big enough fan for you?

If spammy farts in front of it, will you hold a flame behind it?

Wolverine-7SK · « **Reply #1064 on:** 02 December 2013, 17:13:42 »

Gross. And cover your eyebrows everyone...

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #1065 on:** 02 December 2013, 17:34:14 »

I found some purifier armor as a counter measure

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #1066 on:** 02 December 2013, 19:26:00 »

no armour made by man can purify a fart made by Spam

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #1067 on:** 02 December 2013, 23:28:24 »

Wobbies are cyborgs though.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1068 on:** 03 December 2013, 10:50:12 »

Lucky for me, I have full CBRN protection.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #1069 on:** 03 December 2013, 17:55:35 »

I admit, this is the most I have ever heard my farts discussed about, so as farts go, it's an honor. ;)

truetanker · « **Reply #1070 on:** 03 December 2013, 19:36:53 »

Pass the cheese please, but keep the cheddar and brie if you must.

TT

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #1071 on:** 03 December 2013, 19:38:02 »

Is there any cheese at all in this thread?

truetanker · « **Reply #1072 on:** 03 December 2013, 19:50:59 »

Well Achoo makes his personal Merlot while on the throne.... I think.

So what's good with a mustached whiff of that?

TT

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #1073 on:** 03 December 2013, 21:56:10 »

Roll of 2D6 resulting in twelve that an opponent made on your otherwise pristine heavy mech, which happened to be the hit location resolving a heavy PPC blast.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1074 on:** 04 December 2013, 01:22:54 »

Better than having your Atlas hit with an AC2 fired at nearly maximum range with a hit location roll of 2 on the front arc, followed by a 12 for rolling the number of crits. All of which were engine hits. I have had that happen to me.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1075 on:** 04 December 2013, 01:46:33 »

Golden BB

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #1076 on:** 04 December 2013, 02:34:49 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 December 2013, 01:22:54

Better than having your Atlas hit with an AC2 fired at nearly maximum range with a hit location roll of 2 on the front arc, followed by a 12 for rolling the number of crits. All of which were engine hits. I have had that happen to me.

I have come to the conclusion that Atlas is a cursed mech. I'm sure a beer was needed after that.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1077 on:** 04 December 2013, 11:15:08 »

I have this nasty knack for whenever I shoot an assault mech the pilot always seems to get injure and fall down and go unconscious. Suits me just fine since I don't like assault mechs.

Of course it seems I am not immune to my own luck. Last campaign I played, by only pilot death was the guy in my Templar, and a year before that my Seraph that was until that point winning a king of the hill game by a fair margin fell 6 levels and critted the gyro twice on the landing.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #1078 on:** 04 December 2013, 11:38:27 »

Fallen angel?
Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!

wolfgar · « **Reply #1079 on:** 04 December 2013, 18:03:08 »

Quote from: Vash The Stampede on 04 December 2013, 11:38:27

Fallen angel?
Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Poison 1987