Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo  (Read 140867 times)

ShadowRaven

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that was to prevent being rear ended and exploding. Only reason one would modify a Pinto
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befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
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BirdofPrey

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O_o

The Mighty ACHOO

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It was more like O-O
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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[Wombat seems to be enjoying Achoo's O-face.]
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WOMBAT SIGHTING!!!!! *Hides inside shell and drops armored covering over all openings*

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Author of 32 Battletech short stories including "The Lance Killer," "Hikagemono," "Negotiation," "The Clawing," "Salvage," "The Promise," "Reap What You Sow," "Family Ties," "The Blood of Man," "End of Message," "Heroes' Bridge," "Kurodenkou," "Thirteen," "My Father's Sword," "Evacuation," "Operation Red Lion," "A Matter of Honor," "State of Grace," "Operation Blue Tiger," "A Warrior's Fear," "Shadow Angels," "Murphy's Method," "End of the Road," (IAMTW 2019 Scribe Award nominee!), "Tales of the Cracked Canopy: Blind Arrogance," "Laws Are Silent," "No Tears," "Tales of the Cracked Canopy: Shadows of the Past," and "Three White Roses."
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Gotta talk to the Chinese about stricter internet controls....

The Mighty ACHOO

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(Achoo is nowhere to be seen. There is the remnants of a pink swirl and a distinct smell of a dumped load in the air.)
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

BirdofPrey

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I think that's my cue to leave too
*nano-disassemblers reduce BoP to undifferentiated goo*

MoparMessiah

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Come on!   Who's afraid of a Wombat? 

ShadowRaven

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around here? everyone
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

MoparMessiah

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pfft. 

I'm not scared any more

BirdofPrey

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Not scared, but I do want to cut my losses.  Wombat costs a lot in property damage, brain bleach and new pants.

MoparMessiah

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well I don't wear pants

wolfgar

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well I don't wear pants

And yet another reason for brain bleach.
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

The Mighty ACHOO

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Using a power washer.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

ShadowRaven

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just go to Home Depot, and get a DeWalt  cordless hammer drill/ labotomy kit with extra drill bits   [drool]
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

MoparMessiah

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And yet another reason for brain bleach.

I can't have the junk constrained by pants,  there could be major damage.



To the pants

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You know old man... you're supposed to see a doctor if that pill lasts for more than four hours.....

ShadowRaven

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but do as Jeff Foxworthy advises in his bit on the subject. Those hospital gowns they give, wear yours backwards
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

MoparMessiah

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You know old man... you're supposed to see a doctor if that pill lasts for more than four hours.....

who you calling old man?  I'm probably in better shape than you are  ;D

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Pretty much everything is in better shape that Spam........ :P
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MoparMessiah

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Pretty much everything is in better shape that Spam........ :P

Round is a shape

The Mighty ACHOO

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Yes. Yes it is.
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MoparMessiah

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This place seems extra dreary

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Only because achoo isn't posting in pink. :P
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

BirdofPrey

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This place seems extra dreary
Don't mind the thin film of BoP that has accumulated on the walls

ShadowRaven

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we don't
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

MoparMessiah

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Don't mind the thin film of BoP that has accumulated on the walls

You couldn't hold it till later?

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At least Wombat isn't here... or is he?

I see a section of the wall not covered, almost teddy-bear shaped...

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BirdofPrey

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You couldn't hold it till later?

Hey. it's prudent to turn oneself into grey goo upon spotting Wombat.  Had I waited, I might not have had pants to disintegrate.
At least Wombat isn't here... or is he?

I see a section of the wall not covered, almost teddy-bear shaped...

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