Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140870 times)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1140 on:** 15 April 2014, 21:24:11 »

you might want to deploy just to be safe

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1141 on:** 20 April 2014, 22:50:11 »

There is no safe. Only the delusion of safe.

truetanker · « **Reply #1142 on:** 22 April 2014, 17:56:09 »

Caution: Watch for falling Safes.... and Anvils!

TT

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #1143 on:** 22 April 2014, 21:13:49 »

and the ever popular anvil-in-a-safe

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1144 on:** 22 April 2014, 21:20:55 »

I melted all my anvils down
. . .
to make a safe.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1145 on:** 27 April 2014, 13:02:52 »

the safe anvil - that's a great way to get a bang for the buck :D

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1146 on:** 30 April 2014, 10:03:57 »

Wombat will still steal it and drop it on you.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1147 on:** 30 April 2014, 21:36:47 »

that comment seems a little flat

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1148 on:** 01 May 2014, 21:49:46 »

Pretty much. 8)

truetanker · « **Reply #1149 on:** 02 May 2014, 19:24:39 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2014, 10:03:57

Wombat will still steal it and drop it on you.

Can you prove this?

TT

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #1150 on:** 03 May 2014, 11:13:32 »

evidence points to yes

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1151 on:** 03 May 2014, 12:30:48 »

Evidence?
All you did was shake a magic 8 ball.

wolfgar · « **Reply #1152 on:** 03 May 2014, 14:33:45 »

With the great blue terror that is usually enough.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #1153 on:** 03 May 2014, 22:02:43 »

that and thus far I have not yet encountered a single thing that Wombat will neither steal, nor use in a way to bring harm, generally to achoo, but often enough to the rest of the world, Wombat included

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1154 on:** 04 May 2014, 20:04:46 »

the facts, though interesting, are irrelevant

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1155 on:** 16 May 2014, 23:54:21 »

The facts, whether or not they are irrelevant, are irreverent.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #1156 on:** 17 May 2014, 11:37:39 »

much like everything around here

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1157 on:** 21 May 2014, 10:22:01 »

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1158 on:** 25 May 2014, 21:09:31 »

What's sup ???

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #1159 on:** 25 May 2014, 23:09:17 »

Soup without the 'o' ?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1160 on:** 26 May 2014, 00:52:06 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 25 May 2014, 21:09:31

What's sup ???

sup1 [suhp] Show IPA
verb (used without object), supped, sup·ping.
1. to eat the evening meal; have supper.

verb (used with object), supped, sup·ping.
2. to provide with or entertain at supper.

verb (used with object), supped, sup·ping.
3. to take (liquid food, or any liquid) into the mouth in small quantities, as from a spoon or cup; sip.

verb (used without object), supped, sup·ping.
4. to take liquid into the mouth in small quantities, as by spoonfuls or sips.

noun
1. a mouthful or small portion of drink or liquid food; sip.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1161 on:** 26 May 2014, 12:04:00 »

or slang for "what is up with your big bad self" or "how are you?" or "what's your status?"

Wombat · « **Reply #1162 on:** 29 May 2014, 05:38:57 »

[Wombat, watching this display from afar, gets rather bored waiting for his lines. He checks the script and, much to his surprise, remembers he can't read. Wombat then begins to wonder if he is even supposed to drop a safe on Achoo, or on MoparMessiah. Maybe he's supposed to drop it on both of them. Maybe ShadowRaven. Twice. Wombat isn't really sure, although something about the script with many words he can't read leads him to wonder if the script may be something new. Something different. Something out of the box, and by box, it means the safe. Yes that heavy-ass safe dangling off the ceiling over a giant red "x" on the floor. Maybe, just maybe, the director wanted to do something fresh. Unexpected. Maybe he wanted Wombat to drop the safe on...Wombat.]

**shrug**

"Its just crazy enough to make sense...plus I'm betting I get hazard pay!"

[Wombat waddles out to the giant red "x" on the floor and smiles a bit toothy grin before pulling a small revolver out of his pouch and shooting the rope holding the safe up. Within seconds the safe crashes down on his widdle blue fuzzy self.]

**SPLAT!!**

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #1163 on:** 29 May 2014, 11:39:24 »

as the anvil falls, Sr pulls out a stopwatch, and hits the start at roughly the exact moment of impact, before turninghis eyes to watch the wall farthest from the street, waiting for the Acme Weasel Paramedics.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1164 on:** 29 May 2014, 16:55:09 »

I got $20 it only takes them 13.5 seconds and another $10 that they take one arm with them and forget the rest of wombat.

truetanker · « **Reply #1165 on:** 02 June 2014, 18:17:38 »

I'll bet my .02 cents that they'll crash thur the roof and land on Wombat.

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1166 on:** 02 June 2014, 21:35:14 »

Which part? not much of him sticking out under that safe

truetanker · « **Reply #1167 on:** 02 June 2014, 21:47:00 »

Does it matter? He's still on the X right?

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1168 on:** 02 June 2014, 23:00:25 »

I don't think falling on something that fell on something counts as falling on the first something.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1169 on:** 04 June 2014, 08:43:56 »

So if a dropship falls on you, that a dropship falls on the dropship that fell on you, by your logic, two dropships did not fall on you. Are you any less flattened?