Author Topic: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...  (Read 77837 times)

BirdofPrey

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I've not noticed anyone around here stealing *valuable* goods so much as just the first thing they see.

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Including...( points at BoP now missing left arm.)  Hope u got a good warranty.
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The cat girls are waitresses. The valuable goods not so much as crates that we keep reusing because we can.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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(In the corner, Wombat slithers around nibbling on something when he hears mention of "Cat".  Thinking a moment, he pulls out his pouch a ball of yarn with catnip inside.  Curious to see the results, he rolls it from his corner of the bar where no ones notices him.  Resulting ball rolling by various Catgirl Waitresses in their bikini style maid out fits get whiff of the stuff as it rolls by them and jumps at it with fury!)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Cat Girl Yarn Wrestling Match! WOOT!   :thumbsup:
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This is what happens when you hire Canopians

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I guess going be a hot time in the Achooluna Canteen tonight.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Dang straight! And the first one of you that starts talking real world physics gets shot!
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(Exhausted, the Catgirls waitresses gain their wits about themselves and realize they gave free show.  Suddenly everyone in the bar gets high bills from what appear to be extremely embarrassed Catgirl waitresses!)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Awwwww, they are sooooooo cute when they are embarassed!  8)
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I dare ask what you pay them to put up with this craziness this place unleashes nightly?

(Wrangler watches from the bar as one the waitresses roughs up couple rough and tumble customers and kicks them out the bar for being pains in the neck.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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I pay them to waitress. I don't fire them for their "malicious compliance" with the customers. It's all good!
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Just how are you " paying " them without money again? Wombat has your pants, wallet and your credit cards.

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Achoo takes "paying them peanuts" literally.

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I think their mugging the patrons in the back for their cash.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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Just because I don't carry money doesn't mean I don't have money. It's safer not to carry such things, especially around here.  ^-^
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OH...i get it.  It goes direct deposit!  Your trusting Word of Bunny Credit Union do the cash transfers.

Clever...i think.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I think we have given the tax collectors the slip...........................time to drive away casually. Or at least as casually as a moon can slip away casually.
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(Witnesses as Achoo attempting turn his hover car on, it somehow gives sound of ancient big engine 1970s Buick, struggling turn over.  Then suddenly, the Cat Girl waitresses suddenly pop the doors and beat of achoo for the loose change since he stiff them of their cash from their paychecks.)

(From the brushes, Wombat sneaks as he begins count cash he diverted to his account when he was playing Achoo's smart phone hour earlier.)

Wow, the Catgirl Waitresses really like him.  xp
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Lurkes too far into hidey hole..........................................hey! Achooluna! I own this! It even has my name on it!..................................grabs Pretzels! In a cup!.............................grabs Beer Nuts! In a cup!.......................................grabs two six packs and a Cup!..........................sneak......................................sneak...................................sneal........................................lurkes back into my hidey hole..............................................
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(One of the Cat Girl Waitresses notice his lurking, pounce at his hidey hole only to be stopped by Hidey Hole door knocking her out.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Who's that knocking at my door/........................................oh, it's Catalina! ................................. [Catalina and Achoo disappear into the hideyhole, shuts the door and leaves a sign on the door knob "Don't disturb the already disturbed"
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Don't come a knockin, when the sign says your Rockin.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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* A scream and a holler come from the door *

It was Wombat in disguise!

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(On his bar stool, he glances to the left, noticing the Wombat was still drawing "Achoo" themed coloring book BADLY.   

No, i think not him this time.  I think its Cat Girl in heat or something, claws out and stuff. (shivers) Ran into some girls like that.  Rough nights.

(Drink deeply wash memories away)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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 ::) ::) ::) ::) :o ::) >:D >:D :thumbsup:
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[Wrangler turns to the holovid, see what happening in the Newz (Achoo style television station)]

<<//Take over in the Achooluna's major industrializes Acme, BoP Industries, and ClangCorp have been taken over in merge attempt forming Achooluna Cooperative Corp (ACC) however arm resistance has broken out at Bop....//>>

Wat?  [Wrangler waltzs to the window see explosions happening on the other side of the Achoo's long abandoned fun park.]

I guess it's hostile take over.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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We tried to use ABC but we were told that was being used............................................maybe Gesundheit Industries.....................................not that I have anything to do with any of that..................................................I sold it to Wombat...................................................................hehehehehehehehehe..................................................lurks back into hiding.............................oh...............................a martini! In a cup!...............................................................
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[Wrangler spin some long island tea, watching the overhead Holvid.]

<<Negotiations with Achooluna Cooperative Corp (a Gesundheit Industries company) breaks into a fist fights, as representatives from the Cat Girls Union beats up some Weasels from ACC when Weasels suggested that Achooluna Entertainment and Bars should be merged with "LESS COST" aka pay cuts.>>

<<Judy Catnip gives violent kicks to the some weasel's family jewels, devaluing them to peanuts and shouts "WE WILL NOT BE UNDER CUT BY NO BODY! BOSS SAID SO!>>

[Wrangler looks around seeing, the waitresses were about break out into fisticuffs.]
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
And we went round and round
Each time t'would miss, we'd steal a kiss
And the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!'
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
And it made the darndest sound,
The lights went low, we both said "Oh!"
And the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!'
Oh what fun - a wonderful time
Finding love for only a dime.
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
But you don't see me frown
Things turned out fine and now she's mine -
Cause the the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!"
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

 

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