Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 134234 times)

Wrangler · « **Reply #720 on:** 13 June 2021, 21:30:07 »

I guess we have wait for that to blow over till going back in there.

truetanker · « **Reply #721 on:** 13 June 2021, 22:42:49 »

I forget:

Is it light a match or DON'T light it? >:D

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #722 on:** 13 June 2021, 22:59:23 »

Oh no....(runs out of the bunker like bar as truetanker lights the match causing the bar....explode in flames..)

[Smoldering from smoke from fire extinguishers, while outside the bunker like bar, inside the booze is lost once again...]

Damn it, off to the mobile bar truck again...

[As Wrangler enters the mobile bar truck as it quickly arrived from it's safe hangar, he notices clean up crews trying find Achoo and rest of his merry crew.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #723 on:** 14 June 2021, 15:41:11 »

Wait ........................ there was a bar? Since when? This is my stinking lair, not a stinking bar! Why doesn't anyone tell me these things? There was a prefab man cave ....................................... did you guys blow that up? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang! well, time to dig through the remains of all the other places you guys have destroyed and build a new man cave above my lair.

That will cost about 100 cbills and take a few hours.

Wrangler · « **Reply #724 on:** 14 June 2021, 21:48:47 »

This is what happens when you miss meetings, Achoo.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #725 on:** 14 June 2021, 23:01:19 »

Wait .............................. there was meetings? Since when? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things! Sheesh!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #726 on:** 14 June 2021, 23:08:29 »

Hey don't blame us for not reading the schedule or memos

wolfgar · « **Reply #727 on:** 17 June 2021, 20:36:36 »

well you did leave the memo about the fully stocked bar as a post it note on his hidey hole hatch

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #728 on:** 17 June 2021, 21:54:38 »

THERE WAS MEMOS????? THERE WAS SCHEDULES!!!!!??????? #&^%$^&%#(*&^%$#@(*%^!!!!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!

Wrangler · « **Reply #729 on:** 18 June 2021, 08:09:21 »

When was last time you talked to your personal assistant? You know the Cat girl head waitress?

Wrangler . o ( Hope he remembered to pay her....it would explain things.)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #730 on:** 26 June 2021, 18:06:58 »

The cat girl waitress Chloe doesn't work here in my lair. She works in the bar and I pay her well. Boy do I pay her well! But I don't recall naming her my personal assistant however .......................... I need to check with her on this ...................................... It isn't a bad idea actually .................. I need to check with the other cat girls .................................... what do you mean no service in my present location? Ratzen Fratzen Grumble Grrrrrrrrrr!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #731 on:** 26 June 2021, 18:47:38 »

What kind of budget lair doesn't even have a secretary?
Priorities man, priorities

Wrangler · « **Reply #732 on:** 27 June 2021, 09:45:11 »

Last time i heard, you often brought Chloe into the the Hidey hoe for....intense personal meetings from all the racket coming from it. We had jack the Jukebox's music volume up to 11 so didn't hear anything more. :o :-X I would imagine that wasn't the personal assistant related duties.

Either case, if you failed to pay Chloe for her services as your personal assistant vs high paying tips as in former smoldering crater that was the lair-bar. Though it its bit cramped in the mobile bar.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #733 on:** 01 July 2021, 19:27:08 »

That's the bar. This is my lair. It was supposed to be a secret lair but ......................... such is life. At the Mechwarrior bar she is very, very well paid. Why can't people seem to understand the difference? Open bar. Private lair. I may have to bring the terrible trout out of the past to knock a semblance of sense into people.

I may have to pummel them

A Lot.

Wrangler · « **Reply #734 on:** 02 July 2021, 06:22:31 »

Well, lair isn't here. Well, it's over there. (points) over there. (Wrangler looks up over on crumbled cliff next to the Lair) and over there too from that big chunk says "The Underground". Well, now it's overground now.

wolfgar · « **Reply #735 on:** 02 July 2021, 22:02:02 »

wrangler you are not helping matters here

Wrangler · « **Reply #736 on:** 03 July 2021, 17:34:17 »

I be mercenary, I be not helping. I be pointing out something.

wolfgar · « **Reply #737 on:** 04 July 2021, 00:28:00 »

clears the area around Wrangler

Fire at will achoo

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #738 on:** 04 July 2021, 20:53:33 »

Achoo pulls out a huge, somewhat ripe trout and hits Wrangler with it. Really, really, really, really hard with a huge WHAAAAAAAAAP!

Eventually, after a looooooooooot of hang time, Wrangler lands somewhere near the AFFS thread

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #739 on:** 05 July 2021, 04:54:27 »

I don't think your insurance is going to cover that.

Wrangler · « **Reply #740 on:** 05 July 2021, 06:26:33 »

<<Hey....I can see Achoo's other Underground Lair from here.....>>

(Wrangler in mean time uses his Comm radios in his Infantry VTOL for mid way catch/retrieve.)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #741 on:** 05 July 2021, 20:28:45 »

Well, I feel better now. Time to fix the lair so that it is again an underground lair.

[A really big bit of former interstate highway bridge is placed over the lair to close the hole. Then a lot of Flex Seal^tm is used to seal the holes [along with a lot of chicken wire to fill gaps]. Finally a lot of debris from other destroyed threads killed by moderators is piled on top in a huge mound of debris]

Taah Daah!

wolfgar · « **Reply #742 on:** 05 July 2021, 21:02:12 »

real neat Achoo, just one question, how are you going to get back inside?

truetanker · « **Reply #743 on:** 05 July 2021, 22:46:24 »

I can call in a McKenna if you need a insta-door opening...

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #744 on:** 06 July 2021, 05:32:11 »

I'm sure Achoo would not want that kind of door knocker on his Lair

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #745 on:** 09 July 2021, 12:31:51 »

I can get in and out of my lair whenever I want. The lack of a door knocker is an anti-Wombat measure. Mu lair has a lot of entrances via the hidey hole network. And there sort of is bars outside now in the rubble pile covering the lair, or at least the remains of at least four destroyed bars. Nothing works, there is no booze, there is no electrical power. There are, however, at least a dozen old gauss pop machines that may still be operational and armed. Kind of like Russian roulette. The machine may gently dispense a can. It may shoot it at you at Mach 5. Good luck!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #746 on:** 09 July 2021, 20:09:42 »

"anti-Wombat measure"
HAH as if any of those will ever work. and I still don't believe you actually left yourself an entrance.

Wrangler · « **Reply #747 on:** 09 July 2021, 20:36:35 »

He's been locked of his original Lair for years (peeks into the Wayback Machine...sees him fumbling with the keys and still not getting the right one.)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #748 on:** 10 July 2021, 13:38:23 »

It's not as if they are utterly secret or secure. After all both of you found your way here.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #749 on:** 10 July 2021, 14:59:34 »

You didn't notice the crate of spares I keep in the sub-sub-basement?