Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 133695 times)

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That was a burn notice. (Seeing MoparMessiah on fire, Wrangler grabs some Marshmallows and graham crackers to make s'mores)
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For everyones enjoyment:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5884052/

-giggles-

TT  :)
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Now Achoo is a Detective where a fake yellow fur?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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*sigh* Samurai Jack predates your sabbatical from television, you doofus.

My bad for not keeping current on cartoons  :P

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[Wombat's head pokes up out of Mopar's jacket and nods, effectively agreeing with him.]
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Mopar......u may want to check your wallet...(immediately checks his own!)
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*checks wallet*

Wow - that was close

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*checks wallet*

Damn it! Curse you Samurai Wombat!
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Well, at least he didn't take your pants with him (this time...)
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[Achoo's pants sigh in relief]
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uhm……..that wasn't a sigh...…………..sort of an SBD...………….
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More a sigh of the times.
You realize, "denial is first sign of guilt."
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Denial is a river in Egypt...……..I think. And it wasn't a sigh. It really was a SBD.


You

Have

Been

Warned
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Well, that cleared everybody out for a while. Hopefully the thread had aired out...
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Well, snappy come backs aren't always best i can do.  (moseys to the bar and get's a drink from what he hopes is booze and not a Wombat creation of random stuff.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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I just saw something pink and fuzzy run around, is that Achoo in a bathroom?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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I do think so. Ever since he evolved from Achoo, Pink Flaming Evil Sorcerer into a Poke'Mon, i get confused when i see him run around.

Once i hear Achoo yelp since those Poke'mon Go people come by thinking he's rare Poke'mon.
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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LOL! My avatar is being used against me again!   8)
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Well if you think about it.
It was Achoo that undid the future that is Achoo.

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That be true....so he's changed the future...hmm since i been coming into this dive, 3 times already?  So he's....i'm not sure what he is.  However, i think Clangacorp would do a killing on selling his likeness without the sticky copyright thing being a Pikachooo he was.  Then you have the rip-off stuff BirdofPreyInc would be putting out.
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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I prefer the term "Deep Inspiration"

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Time travelling to change what type of life form you are is crazy too.  xp
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Meh....It's fun!  ;D
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Hmmm.......Achoo....how many times have you taken the Delorean out for a spin???



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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
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https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Bill-and-Ted-3-Face-the-Music-Announcement-1020x680.jpg
Ugh, here we go again, third times the charm?
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Teenangst at 50 isn't very charming.  Its embarrasing, specially for their daughters. Whom last i check they had sons. Which the time continuum got REALLY messed up.


...waitminute....achoo been changing the past for his fashion statement of species....ACHOO! Changed the future too many times!!!

Next thing you know it we'll have Clanners wearing 19th Century Victorian Derby hats and sporting monocles!
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Teenangst at 50 isn't very charming.  Its embarrasing, specially for their daughters. Whom last i check they had sons. Which the time continuum got REALLY messed up.


...waitminute....achoo been changing the past for his fashion statement of species....ACHOO! Changed the future too many times!!!

Next thing you know it we'll have Clanners wearing 19th Century Victorian Derby hats and sporting monocles!

Will they still be doing their sisters?

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Hmmm.......Achoo....how many times have you taken the Delorean out for a spin???



NOPE! If you spin you can't get fast enough! Straight line drag racing baby!
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AH HA!! you did use that thing to mess up the past to change the future...

waitminute...why didn't you stop Wombat from being foe so long.

Oh wait, you got into a prank war with him and called a truce.
Since part of Achoona ended up like this.

Achoo / Wombat Prank War....Final Battle
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That is no battle. That is a rainstorm. A nice lovely gloomy rainstorm just like they have at home.  8)
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