Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo  (Read 140448 times)

MoparMessiah

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9120
  • Pimpin' Mopar Goodness since the Dawn of Time
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1650 on: 07 November 2016, 11:54:42 »
I will have to take your word on that. Have never been there. Probably never will.

You ain't missing much

The Mighty ACHOO

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 5714
  • GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1651 on: 08 November 2016, 15:27:37 »
I didn't think I was.  O0
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

MoparMessiah

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9120
  • Pimpin' Mopar Goodness since the Dawn of Time
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1652 on: 09 November 2016, 11:48:27 »
Jeez!  This place looks like a post election hangover

The Mighty ACHOO

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 5714
  • GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1653 on: 10 November 2016, 23:38:04 »
Keep it down. Some of us are dying here.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

Wrangler

  • Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 24971
  • Dang it!
    • Battletech Fanon Wiki
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1654 on: 11 November 2016, 07:09:15 »
What!??!? There zombies in here?!?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
-Editor on Battletech Fanon Wiki

MoparMessiah

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9120
  • Pimpin' Mopar Goodness since the Dawn of Time
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1655 on: 11 November 2016, 14:40:31 »
Keep it down. Some of us are dying here.

Want me to summon the Weasel Medics?

The Mighty ACHOO

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 5714
  • GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1656 on: 12 November 2016, 13:17:59 »
Not really. Getting run over multiple times while those weasels are looking for someone ti take to the hospital leaves me feeling rather run down.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

BirdofPrey

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 4118
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1657 on: 13 November 2016, 00:59:47 »
I bet having the ambulance wheel over top of you leaves you rather tired

Wrangler

  • Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 24971
  • Dang it!
    • Battletech Fanon Wiki
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1658 on: 14 November 2016, 21:48:31 »
Well, when the ambulance runs Achoo down i think he's just feeling run downed a bit.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
-Editor on Battletech Fanon Wiki

The Mighty ACHOO

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 5714
  • GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1659 on: 14 November 2016, 22:04:54 »
More than a bit, actually. Actually it leaves me feeling completely run down.   #P
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

wolfgar

  • Captain
  • *
  • Posts: 2254
  • Wolfson's Heavy Raiders: 3058-3092
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1660 on: 25 November 2016, 19:55:43 »
More than a bit, actually. Actually it leaves me feeling completely run down.   #P

but that is why they only charge a flat rate
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

The Mighty ACHOO

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 5714
  • GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1661 on: 25 November 2016, 23:00:42 »
That leave me feeling a bit crushed....... 8)
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

Wrangler

  • Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 24971
  • Dang it!
    • Battletech Fanon Wiki
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1662 on: 28 November 2016, 07:30:17 »
What you guys going ask Wombat *cough* I mean Santa for Christmas.

*Looks around the bar made out of a upside down Tiamat-Class DropShip*  I'd dare say new interior, i feel like were in a set of a space dinner horror film.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
-Editor on Battletech Fanon Wiki

The Mighty ACHOO

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 5714
  • GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1663 on: 01 December 2016, 23:45:49 »
I seek nothing. Which I probably get in abundance.  O0
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

BirdofPrey

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 4118
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1664 on: 02 December 2016, 03:14:38 »
Get Achoo a coal fired dropship.
He's got plenty of fuel for it by now.

Wrangler

  • Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 24971
  • Dang it!
    • Battletech Fanon Wiki
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1665 on: 02 December 2016, 06:50:00 »
I thought he had plenty of fuel, because he's already gassed up.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
-Editor on Battletech Fanon Wiki

MoparMessiah

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9120
  • Pimpin' Mopar Goodness since the Dawn of Time
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1666 on: 03 December 2016, 12:15:21 »
I hope that Achoo gets Christmas off from work

Wrangler

  • Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 24971
  • Dang it!
    • Battletech Fanon Wiki
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1667 on: 03 December 2016, 13:09:34 »
I'm sure he will have christmas off, but he still got run his bar.  ^-^
« Last Edit: 04 December 2016, 18:33:43 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
-Editor on Battletech Fanon Wiki

truetanker

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9940
  • Clan Hells Horses 666th Mech. Assualt Cluster
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1668 on: 04 December 2016, 17:03:56 »
Dear Santa~

I wish to have my friend safe and sound and back online for Christmas. That persons name is Wombat, he is blue and fuzzy and very naughty to Achoo. Sometimes he can be a handful but he is very much missed. Why else but the Minon of Wanton Destruction can do but not have fun at our expense?

Thank you Mr. Santa Claus sir.
Yours truly,
Truetanker and friends.

Hehe...

TT
Khan, Clan Iron Dolphin
Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

The Mighty ACHOO

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 5714
  • GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1669 on: 04 December 2016, 22:13:28 »
I hope that Achoo gets Christmas off from work

It is the only day of the year where WalMart closes. Grudgingly.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

Wrangler

  • Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 24971
  • Dang it!
    • Battletech Fanon Wiki
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1670 on: 04 December 2016, 22:59:52 »
sEE, Santa "WomBat" came through again!

*drinks more spiked Egg Nogg*
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
-Editor on Battletech Fanon Wiki

truetanker

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9940
  • Clan Hells Horses 666th Mech. Assualt Cluster
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1671 on: 05 December 2016, 20:57:01 »
* Swaps Wrangler's spiked Nog for a Peppermint-flavored Fusionnaire. *

+
Fusionnaire
 4 1/2 oz lemon juice
 3 oz vodka - ( peppermint flavor instead of traditional )
 1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
 1 1/2 oz lemonade schnapps
 1 1/2 oz rum
 serve chilled in a tall glass over ice

Your welkome!
TT
Khan, Clan Iron Dolphin
Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

Wrangler

  • Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 24971
  • Dang it!
    • Battletech Fanon Wiki
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1672 on: 06 December 2016, 14:48:12 »
WhY ThaNk yOu....*begins to see triple and everyone looks like a Wombat*
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
-Editor on Battletech Fanon Wiki

truetanker

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9940
  • Clan Hells Horses 666th Mech. Assualt Cluster
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1673 on: 06 December 2016, 18:16:10 »
* Bangs a soft Gong near Wrangler *

 >:D >:D >:D >:D

TT
Khan, Clan Iron Dolphin
Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

BirdofPrey

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 4118
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1674 on: 06 December 2016, 18:26:04 »
* Bangs a soft Gong near Wrangler *
Bring out yer dead

MoparMessiah

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9120
  • Pimpin' Mopar Goodness since the Dawn of Time
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1675 on: 07 December 2016, 10:30:30 »
It is the only day of the year where WalMart closes. Grudgingly.

I didn't know that.  Merry Christmas

MoparMessiah

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9120
  • Pimpin' Mopar Goodness since the Dawn of Time
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1676 on: 07 December 2016, 10:31:17 »
* Swaps Wrangler's spiked Nog for a Peppermint-flavored Fusionnaire. *

+
Fusionnaire
 4 1/2 oz lemon juice
 3 oz vodka - ( peppermint flavor instead of traditional )
 1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
 1 1/2 oz lemonade schnapps
 1 1/2 oz rum
 serve chilled in a tall glass over ice

Your welkome!
TT

That's waaaaaaaayyyy to much lemon juice

Wrangler

  • Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 24971
  • Dang it!
    • Battletech Fanon Wiki
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1677 on: 07 December 2016, 11:31:20 »
*Wrangler grasps his hears as the gong bounces him out of seat*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! The Bell's have toll!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
-Editor on Battletech Fanon Wiki

MoparMessiah

  • Lieutenant Colonel
  • *
  • Posts: 9120
  • Pimpin' Mopar Goodness since the Dawn of Time
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1678 on: 07 December 2016, 12:12:26 »
Too many Ding Dongs in here

The Mighty ACHOO

  • Major
  • *
  • Posts: 5714
  • GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1679 on: 12 December 2016, 00:29:06 »
Ding Dong Your Brain Is Dead,
You Got Nothing Inside Your Head.
Ding Dong Your Brain Is like Totally Dead!
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!