Author Topic: Asgard - LCHQ - The Beerhaus of the Gods (Read 86671 times)

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #60 on:** 10 February 2011, 13:36:06 »

Quote from: LiaoFan on 10 February 2011, 12:14:31

Skip it. ~~Vash and I~~ My 4 year old niece and her dog write better angles than the WWE creative team does.

FIXED

Traecer Revenant · « **Reply #61 on:** 10 February 2011, 13:52:33 »

Quote from: LiaoFan on 10 February 2011, 01:54:12

The difference there was that he basically tried to iron out all the NFL crap rules and play smashmouth football. I'd have gone exactly the way he did, but I'd have gone further:

1) Linebackers have full-body armor, and are armed with rubber truncheons.
2) Plotlines/angles outside of the games (leading to snap changes in management, star roster upheaval, and general ******, etc)
3) Players can be recruited at any time, but the deal has to be signed in the "Money Room", with the new deal being signed by a handshake. NO CONTRACTS.
4) The players choose to 'jump ship'. Franchises can't decide to trade.
5) Ironman, bitches. One team, up and back.

SUPERLOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It seems I, too, missed you LiaoFan, and I barely know you. Welcome back!

3rdCrucisLancers · « **Reply #62 on:** 10 February 2011, 13:54:43 »

Quote from: LiaoFan on 10 February 2011, 01:54:12

The difference there was that he basically tried to iron out all the NFL crap rules and play smashmouth football. I'd have gone exactly the way he did, but I'd have gone further:

1) Linebackers have full-body armor, and are armed with rubber truncheons.
2) Plotlines/angles outside of the games (leading to snap changes in management, star roster upheaval, and general ******, etc)
3) Players can be recruited at any time, but the deal has to be signed in the "Money Room", with the new deal being signed by a handshake. NO CONTRACTS.
4) The players choose to 'jump ship'. Franchises can't decide to trade.
5) Ironman, bitches. One team, up and back.

I'd watch football if the players had firearms and live ammunition, and it was played in the Normandy bocage.

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #63 on:** 10 February 2011, 14:03:42 »

Quote from: 3rdCrucisLancers on 10 February 2011, 13:54:43

I'd watch football if the players had firearms and live ammunition, and it was played in the Normandy bocage.

Would you settle for the Pennsylvania Wilderness Battlefield? Walmart appears to have retracted its claim on that land.

LiaoFan · « **Reply #64 on:** 10 February 2011, 19:09:54 »

Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for his small miracles.

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #65 on:** 10 February 2011, 19:18:03 »

What? Maybe Walmart would have handled it with taste, grace, and tact. Divide the store between Walmart Blue and Walmart Grey, perhaps?

LiaoFan · « **Reply #66 on:** 10 February 2011, 20:45:16 »

Nope.avi.

Google it.

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #67 on:** 10 February 2011, 21:45:10 »

Do you think you could teach a horse karate? Steven Seagal learned it.

This is important for my movie pitch.

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #68 on:** 10 February 2011, 21:47:17 »

Is this horse on the same team as T-Sex?

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #69 on:** 10 February 2011, 21:52:07 »

That's a ridiculous question. If you won't contribute then you will contribute on the firing line!

Peacemaker · « **Reply #70 on:** 10 February 2011, 22:08:23 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 10 February 2011, 21:45:10

Do you think you could teach a horse karate? Steven Seagal learned it.

This is important for my movie pitch.

No.

Traecer Revenant · « **Reply #71 on:** 10 February 2011, 23:35:29 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 10 February 2011, 21:45:10

Do you think you could teach a horse karate? Steven Seagal learned it.

This is important for my movie pitch.

Well, as you say, Steven Seagal learned...surely there's some form of karate that involves counting with one's hooves? :D

LiaoFan · « **Reply #72 on:** 10 February 2011, 23:59:24 »

Quote from: 3rdCrucisLancers on 10 February 2011, 13:54:43

I'd watch football if the players had firearms and live ammunition, and it was played in the Normandy bocage.

*looks at the shrubs*

****** that. Let them receive.

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #73 on:** 11 February 2011, 00:10:41 »

For your consideration, LF.

LiaoFan · « **Reply #74 on:** 12 February 2011, 04:02:36 »

Found.

LiaoFan · « **Reply #75 on:** 12 February 2011, 21:04:00 »

I was tempted to seize yours, though, Vash.

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #76 on:** 13 February 2011, 02:59:58 »

Not much that's scarier than Busey's head on a child.

LiaoFan · « **Reply #77 on:** 14 February 2011, 00:19:14 »

Buff "the Stuff" Bagwell's career arc?

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #78 on:** 14 February 2011, 02:04:18 »

LiaoFan without a shirt?

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #79 on:** 14 February 2011, 02:05:41 »

If he was FurilloFan I would defend him.

He is on his own.

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #80 on:** 14 February 2011, 02:20:01 »

One wonders what it would take for you to defend ME.

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #81 on:** 14 February 2011, 02:51:54 »

Well, the problem is I usually think you... perhaps deserve isn't the right word, but need? it.

LiaoFan · « **Reply #82 on:** 14 February 2011, 10:09:34 »

Quote from: deathfrombeyond on 14 February 2011, 02:04:18

LiaoFan without a shirt?

Fortunately for you, I have a shirt.

Bought at SoCal GenCon.

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #83 on:** 14 February 2011, 11:38:45 »

Quote from: LiaoFan on 14 February 2011, 10:09:34

Fortunately for you, I have a shirt.

Bought at SoCal GenCon.

With dirty money, sucka. The yakuza are onto you.

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #84 on:** 14 February 2011, 11:54:17 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 14 February 2011, 02:51:54

Well, the problem is I usually think you... perhaps deserve isn't the right word, but need? it.

I can't disagree with that statement. Capellans always need EVERYTHING.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #85 on:** 14 February 2011, 12:24:26 »

Seems the ability to change one's name at random has passed... I miss those days, that and a real ending to the Sarah Conner Chronicles. >:(

LiaoFan · « **Reply #86 on:** 14 February 2011, 12:39:48 »

Quote from: deathfrombeyond on 14 February 2011, 11:54:17

I can't disagree with that statement. Capellans always need EVERYTHING.

I believe he was speaking to you. Also, Capellans always TAKE everything. It doesn't mean we need it. I mean, we've done fine without Chesterton.

Doesn't mean we won't take it back the moment the Suns are looking the other way.

Stormcrow · « **Reply #87 on:** 14 February 2011, 12:49:55 »

Quote from: LiaoFan on 14 February 2011, 12:39:48

<snip> Also, Capellans always TAKE everything. <snip>

Unless everything is being taken from you :P

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #88 on:** 14 February 2011, 13:17:49 »

Quote from: LiaoFan on 14 February 2011, 12:39:48

I believe he was speaking to you. Also, Capellans always TAKE everything. It doesn't mean we need it. I mean, we've done fine without Chesterton.

And you wonder why Capellans are rarely invited to the good parties.

LiaoFan · « **Reply #89 on:** 14 February 2011, 17:27:54 »

Quote from: Stormcrow on 14 February 2011, 12:49:55

Unless everything is being taken from you :P

In which case we take a beating.

But it's been a while.

Quote from: deathfrombeyond on 14 February 2011, 13:17:49

And you wonder why Capellans are rarely invited to the good parties.

No, actually, we don't wonder why. We know why.

The bad parties are better, anyway.