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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #360 on: 28 February 2017, 22:30:59 »
Well, I have proof that it may be vodka. It is definitely alcohol. We also have proof that it doesn't pay to be a weasel. We even have proof that despite numerous efforts ClarkeMarek is still alive and sort of kicking. We do not have any proof that Clang is still among us and that it may be time to declare him missing and start the paperwork to take over ClangaCorp and liquidate it's assets. All in favor say aye!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #361 on: 28 February 2017, 23:58:23 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 19:22:29
Yes!  What's the proof rating on that Vodka?

Uh.....80. ;) :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #362 on: 01 March 2017, 02:19:48 »
Aye - I'll have more Vodka
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #363 on: 01 March 2017, 07:16:16 »
Aye, Clangluna must continue!

...Waitminute...when you say "liquidate" were taking all his assets trying to make into booze?  I didn't think that was possible...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #364 on: 01 March 2017, 09:01:16 »
We can squeeze Clangador's head.  It's mostly unused fluid. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #365 on: 01 March 2017, 23:53:09 »
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww    :o
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #366 on: 02 March 2017, 02:08:40 »
An on that note
*BoP pulls a hip flask from one of his many storage compartments and takes a hefty swig*
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #367 on: 02 March 2017, 03:44:36 »
Well his head has to be good for something
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #368 on: 02 March 2017, 06:46:18 »
So what are we to do with the once mighty and legendary Clangluna? 

*watches as bulldozers manned by slightly beat up ferrets run over the ruins of Clangluna and watches the casual Ferret go missing from a unspeakable evil lurking below the ruins with metal tentacles. *
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #369 on: 02 March 2017, 07:26:43 »
Usually we drive it into the sun
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #370 on: 02 March 2017, 23:57:25 »
Usually we just park them over the planet Endor and blow it up, further destroying the ecology of that forest moon started by the destruction of the Death Star.   8)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #371 on: 03 March 2017, 07:06:01 »
I think you run out Death Stars rate we you guys ledge to go through Clangluna(s).
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #372 on: 03 March 2017, 10:17:50 »
 ???

What did you just say? 

 ???
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #373 on: 03 March 2017, 13:46:53 »
Quote from: PurpleDragon on 03 March 2017, 10:17:50
???

What did you just say? 

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Sorry, was hitting the drink bit hard.

I meant to say, you'd run out of Death Stars *blowing up* before you run out of Clanglunas.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #374 on: 05 March 2017, 10:05:45 »
You see, that's why you don't drink and surf.   ::)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #375 on: 05 March 2017, 14:52:14 »


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #376 on: 05 March 2017, 18:20:32 »
Friends don't let their friends text drunk.   ^-^


It just sort of happens and we all get to laugh at them.   O0
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #377 on: 06 March 2017, 00:39:39 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 March 2017, 18:20:32
Friends don't let their friends text drunk.   ^-^


It just sort of happens and we all get to laugh at them.   O0

Hey, I'm text and I time all the damn drunk. :)

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Uh.... :o
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #378 on: 07 March 2017, 11:40:30 »
Quote from: ClarkeMarek on 06 March 2017, 00:39:39
Hey, I'm text and I time all the damn drunk. :)

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Uh.... :o

That's just the Texas talking
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #379 on: 07 March 2017, 13:30:26 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 07 March 2017, 11:40:30
That's just the Texas talking
From the heart of Texas?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #380 on: 07 March 2017, 13:54:13 »
Texas has no heart. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #381 on: 07 March 2017, 15:22:28 »
But Clangluna..........does.

I'm sure Emperor Clangluna if he's found just needs to be jump start. Perhaps with car on the other end of the wires...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #382 on: 07 March 2017, 19:48:01 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 07 March 2017, 13:30:26
From the heart of Texas?

Something that rhymes with heart.

Starts with an F

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #383 on: 08 March 2017, 08:27:30 »
Oh, well that's my son. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #384 on: 08 March 2017, 09:53:29 »
Quote from: PurpleDragon on 08 March 2017, 08:27:30
Oh, well that's my son.

Feart?  You really should have left the naming to your wife
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #385 on: 09 March 2017, 02:57:38 »
I did.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #386 on: 09 March 2017, 13:31:35 »
That's why you shouldn't kids your drunk when your name. ;)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #387 on: 09 March 2017, 19:25:27 »
I sips in the toilet and pucks the cup...

I plays a pretzel!


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #388 on: 10 March 2017, 11:00:02 »
This place gets stranger every day
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #389 on: 10 March 2017, 22:01:59 »
Well, it keeps its lively.
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