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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1020 on: 19 August 2019, 18:08:20 »
Hey don't forget your complementary BoP Industries Remote Controlled EMP Grenade (remote not included)

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1021 on: 19 August 2019, 19:01:53 »
( Wrangler watches that EMP Gernade bounce off the floor and onto the back of the invisible truetanker. )
[ *EXPLOSION!*]
(truetanker fizzle back visually then tip over landing with a thud on the floor.)

Well. Now how we can get him back to. "normal"?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1022 on: 19 August 2019, 19:29:31 »
* God voiced modulator

Hahaha frail! There is more than one suit or even Level II here...

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1023 on: 19 August 2019, 20:17:22 »
(Wrangler notices a old style Tape recorder)  *click*
Hmm, i guess he trying be sneaky.

Man that tea really messed him up.

(borrows couple more EMP Magnet Grenades and watches them smack into remaining "5" suits and explosions.)

<<suddenly the Ferret ambulance arrives...after running over all six men, who may or may not include truetanker (yes it did). Ferrets get out, pick up the soldiers out their tin can suits and doss them head over toe into the ambulance and zoom off!!>>


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1024 on: 21 August 2019, 16:35:31 »
I hate the Flakey Blakeys. I think that even Blake would hate them.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1025 on: 22 August 2019, 10:00:59 »
Flakey Blakeys, sounds like terrible cereal.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1026 on: 22 August 2019, 13:54:55 »
It's the Cereal Breakfast of Champions!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1027 on: 22 August 2019, 14:11:40 »
Only if you're a cereal killer.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1028 on: 22 August 2019, 15:11:12 »
It's the Cereal Breakfast of Champions!
Wait, your telling me they stock this terrible cereal inside Champion heavy mechs? Eesh, glad i don't pilot those.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1029 on: 22 August 2019, 17:56:12 »
they get soggy real fast

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1030 on: 27 August 2019, 22:57:13 »
Follow your nose!  It always knows the flavor of death wherever it goes!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1031 on: 28 August 2019, 14:58:03 »
(watches a ferret on small Hoverboard wearing a messager outfit hand ClarkeMarek an endorsement check from Flakey Blakely Inc for his latest musical jingle.  Then Ferret speeds off and crashes down hallway since it's INDOORS.)

Waitminute, people going corporate getting buy out Flakey inc??  :o
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1032 on: 29 August 2019, 16:41:55 »
Messager outfit?

Do I want to know what that is?

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1033 on: 30 August 2019, 07:18:37 »
You know, the uniform someone wears when they work for hand messenger outfit?



Sort like this.  Though...i could have sworn Ferret wore pants...i don't look at that sort thing!!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1034 on: 04 September 2019, 21:03:43 »
Silly Wrangler, Ferrets don't wear pants!





They wear kilts!   >:D :thumbsup: 8)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1035 on: 05 September 2019, 06:03:30 »
Donald, where's your trousers?

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1036 on: 05 September 2019, 06:55:19 »
(Wrangler takes truetanker's box of Flakey Blakelies away from him to stop him going kookoo again.  Replaces them with ClangoCrunch cereal.)

There, he should be right (or not) as rain or rust.

(Drinks his beer, hoping bartender recovers from snacking on the year old pretzels that were left o the bar.)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1037 on: 07 September 2019, 15:10:57 »
There is a new type of Flakey Blakeys! It has sprinkles!  :thumbsup:
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1038 on: 07 September 2019, 18:34:53 »
And glow in the dark Mushroom shaped fruity Marshmellows!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1039 on: 08 September 2019, 22:57:24 »
Oh yes! Those are the best! The box even has warning labels!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1040 on: 10 September 2019, 14:52:08 »
Are you saying you are boxed in?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1041 on: 10 September 2019, 22:25:23 »
Nope. Nobody outboxes me!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1042 on: 25 September 2019, 12:43:38 »
(Few hours later after a sudden nap via a Large Hammer to back of the head....Achoo appears to be on a DropPort being loaded on to a DropShip...)

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1043 on: 26 September 2019, 20:15:20 »
It's probably safer this way. I need a vacation...….
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1044 on: 27 September 2019, 07:26:12 »
It's probably safer this way. I need a vacation...….
I hear SuperMax has a special room available for someone just like you. allegedly, it is Wombat-proof, but there are no guarantees.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1045 on: 28 September 2019, 13:40:24 »
Wombat broke it. And the Supermax, And the spirit of all of the guards. And all of their cars. Oh, and the spaceport, their transportation system, all five of their powerplants, their space defense system and their HPG.


It took him half an hour.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1046 on: 28 September 2019, 16:58:17 »
That long?
He's losing his touch.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1047 on: 28 September 2019, 19:37:32 »
Well, from what I heard there was a butterfly that distracted him, then he got kind of lost and accidentally destroyed the HPG with a Chili Inferno IIC powered vorpal fart, then he spent about 10 minutes careening around the spaceport...……..
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1048 on: 29 September 2019, 14:41:05 »
I heard Wombat supermaxed out Achoo's credit card to do it.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1049 on: 29 September 2019, 21:47:40 »
Wasn't my card. I stole it from BoP. Wombat stole it from me.  :thumbsup:
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