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Just having a full company of Battlemasters showing up anywhere will sober things up anywhere, regardless of what color they are painted.
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Speaking of which, been painting a lot of minis lately

And building terrain boards

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Just having a full company of Battlemasters showing up anywhere will sober things up anywhere, regardless of what color they are painted.
Wow, that will be a sight.  Showing the opposing force who the master of the battlefield.
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Reminds me of Lords of the Battlefield

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That would be a company of Warlords.   8)
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Achoo, being a youngin of sorts.  What Mech DO you drive anyways?
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Achoo, being a youngin of sorts.  What Mech DO you drive anyways?

I think he has a Walker, a Cane, and a Lark

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
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More like these!

https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878

Might get his senior discount too.

TT #P

LOL

I don't think he is riding in one of those but I bet at work he has customers that do and I bet he wants to topple every single one of them over. 

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Achoo, being a youngin of sorts.  What Mech DO you drive anyways?

A stolen Locust II C.
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Would never have guessed that

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Well, with all those crossed out stickers of Clan Wolf on it and pink spray paint job on it.  You won't be able to tell... ^-^
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MoparMessiah

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Well it's better than a Jenner IIC

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I don't know,that Jaguar version stings a lot at range.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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I don't know,that Jaguar version stings a lot at range.

TT

Is that the Jenner IIC 2 ?


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Yep, even has the best secondary weapon known to the Clans : an LRM-5!

I treat it as a larger SRM-2, with bite.... and range.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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<<In meantime, Achooluna police have towed truetanker's rattler away with bigger airborne structure (huge blimp) leaving a ticket of 100 million C-bills for trickle parking.>>

*Wrangler takes a sip from his rum (Hey, it' IS Achoolina, drinking rum every night) and watches the site of monster air ship fly off with the Mk2 Rattler away with orange flashing lights of a tow truck...*

That's not something you see everyday.  I guess Police are looking for a big pay day.
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* TT is singing Up and away in his beautiful balloon  *

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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This thread needs 76% more rum

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What's the other 24%?
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What's the other 24%?

Vodka hopefully

The Mighty ACHOO

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Well, we certainly don't cut the rum with a cola......that's sacrilege!
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How about orange juice?
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How about orange juice?
Vodka is used for that. It's called screwdriver.  Add rum it's a tropical Screwdriver, but i'm not sure it's drinkable.
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Vodka is used for that. It's called screwdriver.  Add rum it's a tropical Screwdriver, but i'm not sure it's drinkable.
Trust me, it is quite drinkable, especially with Captain Myer's Rum
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Pyrat?  Is that the right name?  Some damn good rum. 

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I think it's Pryde, since Adrien Pryde faked his death and open a distillery in Free Worlds League.  Pryde's Fusineers, fuel for the savage warrior.  I think he may have rum brand called Star Captain Adrien's Rum.
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He faked his death?  OMG it all makes sense now. 

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And he drove off in the writer's Fiat..... ;D
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And he drove off in the writer's Fiat..... ;D

Was it a Fiat 500?   ;D