Nope. They are not fleas. O:-)Then they must be...ticks. Hopefully, they are not of the large and blue variety.
Not my fault. Not my problem. 8)
Not my fault. Not my problem. 8)You know, denial is the first sign of guilt!
OopsWhat happens with those guys?
I think that was the Patty Cake Wagon
What happens with those guys?
So, BoP, we know thee. What are you planning to do since you've dethroned, the Mighty Achoo?There's a draft, so I might build a wall.
You going fight the Wombat menace? Make the Lair great again?
(Achoo walks out of his office with an evil grin on his face, wearing pink robes. Above acolytes of the Word of Bunny are driving off with BoP's Mobile Mad Science Kit (that is one of the problems of having them mobile). He walks over to the throne as thousands of bunnies suddenly show up holding bunny sized blazer rifles.)*A small mushroom cloud is seen in the distance as the Bop Industries Mobile Mad Science Kit's BoP Industries Certified Anti-Theft Device triggers*
They're still using flip phonesThey have mad texting skills, so they can over come the issues. Smart Phones are Lostech for the Kuritans.
And her I was always picturing you looking like the image below. O0 Now I am sad }:)
At least they called them..... In my case they run away screaming about their eyes and something about a nightmare that will haunt them for the rest of their lives...... :-\
OMG! Its a Ghost!
The mystical man known as Clangador!
OOC: Welcome Back
A What!?!Its fire rescue mech from TRO: Vehicle Annex, it also comes equipped with a Fluid gun which you can load with all sort of things.
Its fire rescue mech from TRO: Vehicle Annex, it also comes equipped with a Fluid gun which you can load with all sort of things.
Such as BEER! *Fires Beer at various people in the bar*
Could it be loaded with Fushionaires?But of Course! However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..
But of Course! However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..
But of Course! However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..
The entire floor ejection is a nice feature. So is the turboprop exhaust fan above the throne. 8)
Is this approved by the League of Lunas?Gentlemen running it?
Gentlemen running it?
Gentlemen!?! Where??
That's just the Monks
History monks? Time monks? What kind of monks are we talking about here?
Monks are the monsters that go bonk in the nightThey do not, they take a vow of celibacy.
Ugh. >:(
***Clang hops a wormhole to Milliway's aka The Restaurant St the End of the Universe.***
***Clang drinks 42 pan galactic gargle blasters and transcends this mortal plane of existence.***
Unless it isn't. O:-)
How many Martinis did he have?
The usual amount. 42. :D
We would not. I fell into a pit and Achoo dropped a heavy 6-pack (it knocked me out further) and ham switch on top of me so i would starve.
For all you know I could be bleeding out in a ditch somewhere and you guys are being mean to me.
NO. You would have texted me if you were in a ditch
He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there. :D
He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there. :D
We're all brains in neat vats anyways. What's the big difference?
Woem! Woem! :P
A 7' Cyborg looks back....What about a 6' cyborg?
Depends on whether or not that 3' cyborg represents the Lollipop Guild
Then the cybernetic flying monkeys finished them off.
Oh! You've seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra too, eh?
Effed up movie that.
* says truetanker as he emerges from the shadows... *
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I heard of Full Thrust. But i have never played.
I've only played half thrust but it was only half as good as full thrust.
Does Quarter Pounder best describe your brain?
And a supersized side order of completely and utterly fried! O:-) ;D O0 ^-^Where you placing these orders? At McWombats?
And a supersized side order of completely and utterly fried! O:-) ;D O0 ^-^
I work at WalMart. I don't just understand the problem, I live it on a daily basis.
Or the Walmarts are surrounding Mopar's place just biding their time before the attack.
Uhm, need some clarification. Is it "I hate that place as much as Achoo hates the place" or "I hate that place almost as much as I hate Achoo"?
I love my Wallyworld! One can find discounts in the clearance aisle, even liquor!Wait minute, isn't that suppose to be a funpark??
Yeah, they had a clearance sticker on a Model 5-Pack... I didn't think it came as any way smaller!
Too bad it twas Sunday!
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I love my Wallyworld! One can find discounts in the clearance aisle, even liquor!
Yeah, they had a clearance sticker on a Model 5-Pack... I didn't think it came as any way smaller!
Too bad it twas Sunday!
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You in a Blue Law State?If he is, he properly paints the town Red on Saturday Nights.
Now where have I said what state I live in again?
Oh yeah!
Gencon
500 race
VP Pence's state
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Now where have I said what state I live in again?
Oh yeah!
Gencon
500 race
VP Pence's state
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That might have been the old airport, the new one is across the street!
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How are you deaf??? Were under underground in a Lair with a bar! :o
He has a airplane soundtrack playing in his headThe white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
See he's watch Airplane againSurely you can't be serious?
Plus I think he talks Jive
*Grabs Shrapnel and starts hitting people with him.*Pastries...not fruit. Like this!
What? You didn't say I couldn't use a fruitcake person...
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When does a Union do a full job?
When they strip your Mopar garage of its parts!
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but why are those Ferrets giggling and using small 1980s Dodge Rampage (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LWD47tYvGZU/UBseq2Kmc7I/AAAAAAAAABQ/wPAIQ8LeHO0/s1600/dodge-rampage-05.jpg) to drive off with your stuff?
Come on. You know that's a dream. There are no running 80 Rampages on the face of the earthWere not exactly on Earth. Remember? *points to the 3 moons rising over the horizon.*
Were not exactly on Earth. Remember? *points to the 3 moons rising over the horizon.*
Now you want me to believe that Rampages run in outer space?Would YOU want those things on the planet if you could help it?
then see's pink Achoo streak across the air
That wasn't me. Honest! I don't have the thrust to weight ratio for that!
I know. Mind you I have lost 50 pounds in the last year, but still.............. :o
I know. Mind you I have lost 50 pounds in the last year, but still.............. :oMy gaud, you lost 50 pound? Good for you. However, you remember where you left it?
Yeeash the summer is on the verge of ending. What has have you guys been doin? Clarke been in that tank for at least a month,
Asking Mopar if the Mustang from Need to Speed can be built in real life?
234MPH....
Or should I save my monies for BT minis and all... ::)
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This is Overlord Class - have you seen the size of the Achoo Sex Lab?Why would he need that kind of lab? There only female ferrets out here!
This is Overlord Class - have you seen the size of the Achoo Sex Lab?
I have a sex lab? Since when?
See any towers there?
Nope, but I did see that some of the homes are constructed very narrow and tall like in San FranciscoSo..duplicate of SF? San Fran Hanoi ?
So..duplicate of SF? San Fran Hanoi ?
Well, down here in the lair I don't care about buildings in Hanoi. Al I care about is the beer and pretzels down here in the lair.You know the weezels got a work order to move the lair. They slabbed a boring machine and it zoomed i think east-by-north direction with it. We've been in the the exHQ Van turned mobile bar while you were in the bathroom.
Since when do you have any beer left?WB Mason Interstellar drops a pallet by Small Craft every week. Didn't you see recepit on the bill? It's half-paid by BoP Inc.
Or Pretzels
You know the weezels got a work order to move the lair. They slabbed a boring machine and it zoomed i think east-by-north direction with it. We've been in the the exHQ Van turned mobile bar while you were in the bathroom.
YOU'VE been in the van. I was in my throne room. Who do you think had the false lair moved? Wombat was in the thing! And Truetanker...........
Where BoP is right now is anybody's guess.Where am I not?
SpiceYou never told us you were in the guild
Where am I not?You never told us you were in the guildI think it's reference that Pocket Universe you pop out of on a moment notice.
It was a Dune referenceBut it's dessert planet. It's very dangerous place.
But it's dessert planet. It's very dangerous place.
Dessert planets are bad for your waistline. And they have such weird names. The planet Creme Brulee is so not awesome.
Wow. Why in world are you shooting fireworks at people's stuff?
You have a 'cuda launcher?Afraid so. There a pile over yonder hill that looks like Cadillic Ranch,
Afraid so. There a pile over yonder hill that looks like Cadillic Ranch,
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Cadillac_Ranch.jpg)
I would have buried the Urbies right side up.Naah, that would have made lair look like the Skywalker Ranch with all those domes.
Naah, that would have made lair look like the Skywalker Ranch with all those domes.
Then Assault Mechs would have tripped over the Urbie's domed heads since they can't see.
I don't want some social general suing Achoo for walking hazards and damage to someone's Fafnir or Atlas!
But we could have painted them to look like boobsPeople wonder where the sex lab came from... :-X
People wonder where the sex lab came from... :-X
Funny, I don't remember FILE NOT FOUNDOH! *hands the flashdrive* Here that file your missing! Enjoy!
That mech theme roller coaster does cause her get little ill. Urbie doing loop-de-loops with JumpJets is still amazing though.
It's a key defense mechanismYou got a point. I guess not realistic that it would be a fun ride.
Hope he wasn't eaten by mutant marsupial lions (http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/12/08/scary-marsupial-lion-with-incredibly-powerful-bite-once-prowled-australia.html), Wombat was eating everything i would imagine.
Merry Christmas Wrangler :)Did you get what you wanted?
Did you get what you wanted?
<<Wrangler looks as Wombat disasterly drives a 69 Dodge Charger out of the parking lot, smacking into things.>>
I bought a 68 Hemi Charger in March.OOC: What style game you playing? Themed with New Years perhaps? :) Raid, which puts the surprise in Raids. Is the 68 a restore job?
I got a very nice raise, bonus and stock grants from my boss.
I'm playing BT on 12/31
So it's all good
OOC: What style game you playing? Themed with New Years perhaps? :) Raid, which puts the surprise in Raids. Is the 68 a restore job?
Hey...isn't that one your numerous cars, Wombat taking off with?
Wombat broke it. A lot. So I had to sell it as scrap. Also I sold Wombat to a Capellan collector of biological weaponry. O0
Let's see........I may have my "give a shit" stored away in a crate upstairs............ :D
Let's see........I may have my "give a shit" stored away in a crate upstairs............ :DWHAT?! You actually have some in stock!?
TMI
He must still be on his throne. He hasn't come out in weeks and that oversize ceiling fan isn't going either.
There is a lot of ball scratching going onThat's due to the diaper rash. He only changes his once a month.
That's due to the diaper rash. He only changes his once a month.
hmmm Kidnapped by the oldies?
Hey! I was taking some time off because work really sucked. At least the hours really sucked.......
Hate see what triple suck is, unless were talking about drinks...
Or the right glass...
http://progressiveglass.com/100oz-plastic-yard/ (http://progressiveglass.com/100oz-plastic-yard/)
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More like maroon, because I deal with a lot of maroons.....
Huh? Is Roy Roger's stuffed and mounted dead horse here?Maybe on Terra in some dusty museum, but there plenty of stuffed Weasels for some reason in diorama down the street from the sheer number of them dying in amusing/notso amusing ways.
Don't forget the Heffalumps! And the stuffed Tigger with the springy tail! Ahhhhh, the memories of the assault on the thousand acre woods! Such lovely fun!Wait...what is a Heffalump....why you teaming up with the The Light Winnieapoo Armored Cavalry?
I'm the tank person here buddy...Were tankful for that.
Let you know... don't get uppity with me Mister Pink Cat!
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Don't forget the Heffalumps! And the stuffed Tigger with the springy tail! Ahhhhh, the memories of the assault on the thousand acre woods! Such lovely fun!
I just have been actually taking a leave of absence. Trying to sort my messed up life out.
Oh I know, right?For second there i thought you wrote, he wears a "Mumm-Ra" dress. :o . o O (He wears mummy outfit? I thought Mumm-Ra was a guy???)
There's a customer that wears a Muumuu dress, but it's a guy.
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Oh I know, right?
There's a customer that wears a Muumuu dress, but it's a guy.
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I saw a guy at Apple in Cupertino. Perfectly normal looking dude, but wearing a little sun dress. :o
The ones that scar the most are the women wearing clothing that look like it was sort of sprayed on because they are 3 to 4 sizes too large for the clothing that they are sort of trying to wear. *shudder*
Who is Samurai Jack?Encase your not kidding. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Jack)
Encase your not kidding. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Jack)
*sigh* Samurai Jack predates your sabbatical from television, you doofus.
https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Bill-and-Ted-3-Face-the-Music-Announcement-1020x680.jpg (https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Bill-and-Ted-3-Face-the-Music-Announcement-1020x680.jpg)Teenangst at 50 isn't very charming. Its embarrasing, specially for their daughters. Whom last i check they had sons. Which the time continuum got REALLY messed up.
Ugh, here we go again, third times the charm?
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Teenangst at 50 isn't very charming. Its embarrasing, specially for their daughters. Whom last i check they had sons. Which the time continuum got REALLY messed up.
...waitminute....achoo been changing the past for his fashion statement of species....ACHOO! Changed the future too many times!!!
Next thing you know it we'll have Clanners wearing 19th Century Victorian Derby hats and sporting monocles!
Hmmm.......Achoo....how many times have you taken the Delorean out for a spin???
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0NwQEjAS77JyRvig/giphy.gif)
What a terrible home dimensionProperly, Seattle.
Never been there. Is that in Lyran Space? Because I don't go there either. :-XSortof. Its in d Terra Hegemony space....place called Lonestar.
Sortof. Its in d Terra Hegemony space....place called Lonestar.
Is that where Dog Boys are from?Not anymore. Not since a Rimworld Republic fleet blew it up lead by a guy name Rick Darkhelmet.
Properly, Seattle.
Let rains far less in Seattle than you think. However it is commonly covered with cloud cover.Rains more after Seattle becomes a becomes a city-state in the UCAS after the awaking and mutant biker go-gangers tear up nice part town once known as Redmond.
I may be able to open portals in time, but not in the halls of CBT. This should be in the silly section. Apparently I made a wrong turn at the planet "Albuquerque"Thus why i said he was the one who got thrown through the future. Since he slipped on a banana peel was sent into the portal he opened.
Wow! A dimensional door! In to tome no less! How many years into the future were you thrown??
I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.The Prank War you and Wombat had which wrecked a planet using time machines.
What were we talking about again?
"...happens everytime I try to use a urinal in a dropshop."... with no barkes and smashes into a large crowd of unsuspecting, but not innocent, Woozles.
[The idea prompts an idea and Wombat goes in search of a urinal cake for a nice snack. In the meantime, the sounds of an ACME™ ambulance can be heard approaching at high speed...]
Wait?
Your COMPARING Wombat to Dopey?!?
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Well better than Chaka I guess, or a Slesstak.so your saying wombat actually, Chaka Khan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaka_Khan)?
Legality, no. Getting shot at a lot, however, at least slows him down.(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56015.0;attach=55425)
Hmmmmm, how did this jukebox show up in the lair before I even got here? And why is the darned thing white?I had it installed, after truetanker's rampage. I removed his memory core and put it in the jukebox to keep him out trouble. He can still talk but his voice in agony automatically set to low-volume when he starts up. I think one his old minions painted it up in white.
No, he rides his pony! Pony maybe mounted on a mini-mech tread...but he still survived a orbital bombardment!!
People are stupid, especially crowds of people wearing caps. Don't know why.
I am not poka-dotted.
I have first edition BattleTech books I bought brand new before most of you were born!
Give Truetanker a break. He is a sensitive guy. :thumbsup:
I'm already a scientific experiment, though. I should report you for industrial espionage.
OH NO! Mighty Achoo has evolved into...a....grumpy old man?
(Wrangler turns to see Reb make random appearance at the bar.)
Reb, how was planet Florida? I hear the gators are as big as Goliath Assaults and locals have contract mercs to get those nasty neighbors off each other's lawns.
Only you can and maybe BirdofPrey can read that machine code language he was saying.Parsing error messages is such a pain, though.
Knowing truetanker, he will call in some of those "missing" WoB Divisions or Level IIs of his drop on the prison. Have Prison Riot Disco party and then head their "Master" back here to continue his commentary againsthumanitiesfrails. (Fixed)
Well, I am back from the planetary raid. Did anything happen while I was gone?
BoP sold them and made a mint.I'm still waiting to hear back on if it beat the record for largest mints.
*sigh*