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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1620 on: 25 September 2016, 17:59:32 »
The most dangerous squirrel of all...........
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1623 on: 12 October 2016, 10:39:24 »
Besides, if you bust the nut you are not doing it the right way.  ::) O:-)










Just sayin'   :P
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1624 on: 14 October 2016, 20:12:48 »
there is some truth to what the old guy is saying

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1625 on: 17 October 2016, 23:34:18 »
Don't let these moments alarm you. They pass.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1626 on: 18 October 2016, 05:07:31 »
meh.  I pulled my alarm fuse anyway

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1627 on: 19 October 2016, 10:48:55 »
meh.  I pulled my alarm fuse anyway

and your brain fuse which appears to be only a 1/2 amp circuit

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1628 on: 21 October 2016, 22:59:37 »
I thought his brain had fused a long time ago. Let me check my notes....

*shuffle* *shuffle* *shuffle* It's here somewhere......oh, here it is.

I was wrong. His brain refused. What it refused isn't all that clear, but I think it had something to do with paying attention......
I could be wrong. I wasn't really paying attention because I was eating a Milky Way bar at the time.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1629 on: 23 October 2016, 12:16:07 »
Let me check.

*opens up BoP's brain chamber and examines the circuit*

Well this explains it.  His brain circuit is just a Betty Crocker Toaster Oven with a 25W bulb.

Looks like someone left some Pop Tarts in there.

And the bulb is burned out

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1630 on: 23 October 2016, 16:58:45 »
Sounds like a " Wombat was Here. " deal...

Wonder where that blue disaster is now, and up too. Anyone?

OCC: Really miss the funnies with wombat involved.  :(

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1631 on: 23 October 2016, 20:43:43 »
It bothers me to admit that I miss my archnemesis, the Azure Bane

Someday it may manage to escape from the Capellan Confederation.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1632 on: 23 October 2016, 20:44:28 »
Wombat?!!? *Wrangler poops out from under the wooden hard floors with a thump*

Man, i have heard of anything from him since his bombing of presents last Christmas with the bar he made into a DropShip.  Maybe Achoo has gotten too cute for him to mess with now evolving into a Pikachoo type from a pink magician demon thing.

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1633 on: 27 October 2016, 11:36:46 »
OOC:  I doubt most of us could understand life in Hong Kong.  It's very different and probably takes too much time and money than this place can justify. 

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1634 on: 27 October 2016, 14:00:06 »
OOC:  I doubt most of us could understand life in Hong Kong.  It's very different and probably takes too much time and money than this place can justify.
OOC: Wasn't she living outside of Hong Kong with her family rending out from Max Liao (not kidding)?  I've only been to Hong Kong once before the 1997 change over China rule.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1635 on: 28 October 2016, 09:50:49 »
OOC: IIRC she lives just north of Shenzhen, which is just north of Hong Kong. And IIRC the name of her boss is, or was, quite literally Max Liao. And IIRC she has problems posting on CBT because for some reason the site loads fonts or something from Google and Google is forbidden in China. Quite literally forbidden and blocked.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1636 on: 30 October 2016, 12:02:11 »
OOC: Then by all means we should be able to, on your next China trip, drop a line to her, whoever gets a chance and say we miss you.

Pours some cleaner on Wrangler because he pooped on the floor. Bad Wrangler! BAD.    * hits wrangler with a newspaper roll *
*Wrangler poops un the wooden hard floors with a thump*

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1637 on: 30 October 2016, 13:40:30 »
*Ouch*ouch* Drat my typo-ness getting the better of me...*ouch*
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1638 on: 30 October 2016, 15:41:14 »
Bad Wrangler! Bad Wrangler! You poop up on the poop deck!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1639 on: 30 October 2016, 18:37:41 »
Well, the poop deck was bit pooped.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1640 on: 30 October 2016, 21:10:17 »
That is what it is for! We just hose it down and flush the mess to the thread below us now. We could not do that before CBT moved us up out of the basement.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1641 on: 31 October 2016, 11:03:08 »
OOC: IIRC she lives just north of Shenzhen, which is just north of Hong Kong. And IIRC the name of her boss is, or was, quite literally Max Liao. And IIRC she has problems posting on CBT because for some reason the site loads fonts or something from Google and Google is forbidden in China. Quite literally forbidden and blocked.

OOC:  Need to check that out.  Google isn't blocked but the China filter makes it unGodly slow. 

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1642 on: 31 October 2016, 20:08:54 »
If you are in Hong Kong proper, no problem.

If not, big problem.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1643 on: 31 October 2016, 21:36:00 »
We need be careful, were in a undead thread....

OOC: Happy Halloween!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1644 on: 02 November 2016, 22:10:03 »
It's not undead. It's just mostly dead.  8)
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1645 on: 04 November 2016, 18:47:24 »
If you are in Hong Kong proper, no problem.

If not, big problem.

Many hotels in China have a HK IP so the network is not too bad

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1646 on: 06 November 2016, 13:12:46 »
I will have to take your word on that. Have never been there. Probably never will.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1647 on: 06 November 2016, 18:25:36 »
Waitminute, your the Mighty Achoo!  Cousin of Mighty Magician Aku.  Don't you got some kind of pull in Southeast Asia on Terra?  I'm sure you'd get easy accommodation.  Or crash at your cousin's couch for a week or something.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1648 on: 07 November 2016, 01:49:04 »
Nope.   }:)


Restraining order.   O:-)


It's complicated.... :-X
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1649 on: 07 November 2016, 04:43:34 »
Fortunately, it's MUCH easier to undo the future that is Achoo than the future that is Aku.