Self: Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.
Dark! Please God bring back a dark theme, like the old Classic theme. This bright stuff is killing me! #P