CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.

[Wrangler]

You get a datacenter that being burned down by disgruntle students!

*Insert a Class on FASAonmics and Book Study on Dummies Guide to Running a Star Empire. into the vending machine.*

[Grognard]

You get a thousand poor quality copies of "The Communist Manifesto"....

inserts an plague-ridden doctor with entitlement issues and 4 pounds of gold brick.

[MoneyLovinOgre4Hire]

You get a medical school.

*Inserts The Jammer.*

[Wrangler]

You a long line going to the hearing clinics with people going "Huh?????"

*Insert Fly Car, some medium Lasers, some drunk teenagers into the vending machine*

[MoneyLovinOgre4Hire]

You get an 80s teen movie.

*Inserts a harem comedy featuring the Second Star League as the male lead and moe anthropromorphizations of the Invader Clans as the girls.*

[Wrangler]

You get Arpeggio of Steel Vipers.

*Insert anime from 2010s about moe girls and hopeless male leads, BattleMechs, old Star League sourcebook into the machine.*

[Wrangler]

You get  Russians who don’t exaggerate, they “make an elephant out of a fly.”

*Insert Last Chance Vending Machine, Black Hole, Reimaged Classic Unseens*

[Grognard]

You get the Harmony Gold Legal Team.

*Inserts handful of sand, a pencil, and a half-empty bottle of Super Glue*

[MoneyLovinOgre4Hire]

You get Quickcell.

*Inserts a court order banning any more origin stories for superhero movies.*

[Wrangler]

You get bankruptcy.

*insert steam powered BattleMechs, crazy cowboys, and dastardly villain with an evil scheme.

[MoneyLovinOgre4Hire]

You get the early Mechwarrior: Dark Age novels.

*Inserts monkeys going bananas.*

[Grognard]

You get a Lyran-licensed franchise of a Dairy Queen restaurant.

insert a corkboard, an 1850 map of 'darkest Africa, and two Stars of highly confused Smoke Jag Elementals.

[Wrangler]

You get new version of The Ghost and the Darkness movie.

*Insert Brian Williams, Wolf Empire, Terra, and very old Devlin Stone*

[MoneyLovinOgre4Hire]

You get Spamalot.

*Inserts the Holy Grail.*

[Wrangler]

You get Devlin Stone's Flying Circus.

*Insert Star Adders, Blood Spirits, BattleMechs, and whole lot of beer.*

[MoneyLovinOgre4Hire]

You get an excellent weekend.

*Inserts Mandatory Fun!*

[PurpleDragon]

You get a fishing trip.   (Where you catch nothing but a rash). 
 
inserts MegaMek, IO, Battletech 'mechpods, and Wombat. 

[Wrangler]

You get 2D Wombats on Megamek 1-shotting enemy units with TNT.

*Insert Superheavy BattleMechs, Wombat, Crazy Glue, and Achoo*