Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 205657 times)

Wombat · « **Reply #450 on:** 30 December 2011, 12:41:29 »

[BirdofPrey looks down and finds Wombat painting his leg with lead-based paint and then licking it off his kneecaps.]

*slurp*
*slurp*

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #451 on:** 30 December 2011, 13:24:11 »

*BoP hands Wombat a can of plutonium based paint*

Wombat · « **Reply #452 on:** 30 December 2011, 14:19:04 »

"Huh? I hope this goes good with salami."

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #453 on:** 30 December 2011, 23:06:26 »

I'd suggest it more as a pizza sauce, or the base for a pot of chilli

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #454 on:** 31 December 2011, 07:14:33 »

That sounds like a lot of bologna to me.

Terra-ble · « **Reply #455 on:** 31 December 2011, 07:23:03 »

**Orbitting high above**
Terra-ble: What do you mean they rebuilt it? Good lord don't those people know what they are doing? OK, look, we tried going Terran all over this thing and it just keeps coming back. I think it is time to call in the Regulans. Get us to the jumppoint and send the message. MAKE FOR DAMN SURE we are out off here before the Regulans arrive to sterilize the world. Damn shame the Raven's don't do this work anymore. THEY were professional.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #456 on:** 31 December 2011, 07:29:25 »

*Terra-ble recieves a transmission from BoP's orbital carrier.*
Attention unidentified spacecraft. This area is under our jurisdiction, submit IFF codes or prepare to be boarded.
*a flight of fighter drones and pair of boarding pods launch from the carrier towards Terra-ble*

Wombat · « **Reply #457 on:** 31 December 2011, 09:42:00 »

[Wombat also appears overhead. Unfortunately he doesn't have a helmet and appears to have to pee...]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #458 on:** 31 December 2011, 20:09:04 »

I told you guys that big catapult would come in handy some day!

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #459 on:** 31 December 2011, 21:31:08 »

let it be noted that I for one never doubted the usefulness of medieval siege weaponry. I'm just a little surprised it got used so soon after this place was rebuilt.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #460 on:** 31 December 2011, 21:43:33 »

pft, catapults.

The only proper way to throw something is with a trebuchet.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #461 on:** 31 December 2011, 23:20:12 »

well, I must confess to having a fondness for mangonels myself

Wombat · « **Reply #462 on:** 01 January 2012, 11:17:37 »

[Wombat, in the meantime, appears to be acting out a scene from Every Which way but Loose.]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #463 on:** 01 January 2012, 11:19:38 »

Right turn Wombat

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #464 on:** 02 January 2012, 00:57:12 »

Wombat does not do right turns. Just varying degrees of wrong turns.

Wombat · « **Reply #465 on:** 02 January 2012, 02:49:29 »

"I'm told three lefts makes a right...but somehow I always end up with a taco supreme served on top of a Justin Bieber album with extra sour cream."

Terra-ble · « **Reply #466 on:** 02 January 2012, 09:28:40 »

**to crew** I don't care if it is dangerous to jump from orbit, do you think it will be less dangerous to have Wombat aboard.

**Ship jumps**

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #467 on:** 02 January 2012, 10:41:23 »

*fine. You scared the ship. Did it leave the crew behind when it fled in terror?*

Wombat · « **Reply #468 on:** 02 January 2012, 11:09:51 »

[The ship is clearly heard yelling "YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!" before jumping into regions unknown.]

Terra-ble · « **Reply #469 on:** 02 January 2012, 12:45:08 »

Please be advised there is an alert out for information regarding the the whereabouts of the THS McKenna's Middle Finger and its captian, known only as Terra-ble. The ship, Terra-ble and the crew have not been seen for some time and are presumed lost.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #470 on:** 02 January 2012, 13:06:35 »

they wouldn't be lost if they would listen to the bridge bunnies when the tell them to stop and ask for directions.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #471 on:** 02 January 2012, 13:17:10 »

*BoP's assault carrier closes its radiator vanes and drifts off in silent running mode, the crew content to sit there as the interior heats up if it means going unnoticed. By unanimous decision the troops and fighters can not be allowed to lead wombat back to the ship, and are remote detonated as close to Wombat as possible.*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #472 on:** 03 January 2012, 00:17:02 »

Well, while Wombat is in low orbit it's time to have a drink and watch him burn up during reentry.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #473 on:** 03 January 2012, 00:27:17 »

Does Wombat actually burn up on reentry, or does he just turn black and leave a hole in the ground when he hits?

What we really need to do is teach Wombat that trick where he drinks a gallon of gasoline and then swallows a lit match.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #474 on:** 03 January 2012, 01:22:56 »

He calls that indigestion. Complete with a bender-like belch.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #475 on:** 03 January 2012, 01:36:49 »

Well all the other cartoons always claim they can only do that trick once?

Wombat · « **Reply #476 on:** 03 January 2012, 07:26:41 »

"...say, this gives me an idea. No wait. Lost it."

[Wombat attempts to swan dive into the kitchen sink.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #477 on:** 03 January 2012, 11:44:04 »

I hate it when there is a scene change like that. First he is waaaaaaaaay up there, than he is right here. Oh well.

[Turns the garbage disposal on]

Wombat · « **Reply #478 on:** 03 January 2012, 12:05:57 »

[A quick re-read of the script, which will have to be Achoo since Wombat can't read, reveals that Wombat was up there and was attempting to swan dive into the sink from up there.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #479 on:** 03 January 2012, 17:16:48 »

[Well, the garbage disposal, er, the sink is waiting! Get with it!]