You and your "I live in a major cosmopolitan area" nonsense... >:(
Can i complain that our only Malay restaurant in my small town of about 150k people has closed, leaving me with only a choice between Italian, German, Greek, French, Spanish, American, Chinese, Thai, Mexican, Korean, Japanese, Arabic, Vietnamese, Eritrean, Pakistani, Iranian, Ethiopian, Russian, Laotian and Egyptian places - broadly in that order by number of restaurants?