[Wrangler carefully walks to the Vending Machine and looks at tiny manufacturing plate on the side. Then squints since it's bit on the small print size. (NOT SUSPESIOUS?)]
OH, that's the problem. This thing made by subsidiary of Clang-o-Corp. Weapons, Snack and Soda Vending Machines LTD.
Wait, that means there stuff in this thing OTHER than Soda & Snacks?
[Peers at the selections, including Jolt IIC, WomPop, ClangCrab Cakes, Instant Inferno Tacos (Inferno Fuel included), ThermoDetonators, BlakeCakes, and etc]