And speaking of comic book movies, a friend lent me The Losers (2010.) Hated this movie. It is the kind of movie Tropic Thunder was making fun of, with every shoot-em-up, blow-em-up cliché in place. A black ops team is betrayed by their mysterious handler and has to go underground to try to get revenge and/or redemption. Add in femme fatale with a mysterious past. One of the Losers wife is going to give birth at any moment. Tension in the team. Hijinks ensue. It almost went as parody, but it never seemed to be sure what tone it was taking, jumping from serious to Silver-age comics level of goofy, complete with sonic bombs out of a 60’s Bond knockoff which can make an island…disappear? Or something. And Max the Supervillain Black Ops Mastermind, who is trying create a fake attack on US soil to frame…someone? Or is going to sell the weapons to terrorists. Or is trying to steal a billion dollars (cue Dr. Evil) from the CIA. Or something. It is not only unclear, but changes like the wind. But he murders kids, shoots a woman who is carrying his sun-protection parasol because she slips, and breaks com security to gloat. He is a BAD MAN who seems to be in control of every clandestine intelligence agency in the US. Or something.
The rest of the cast is fine, and I really enjoyed Chris Evans playing against type as a goofy intelligence expert/hacker, but the film is really uneven. You can pull off that mix of funny and violent and tense, like RED did (also a comic book movie), but The Losers didn’t have the cast RED did, and their script was all over the place. It seemed like they didn’t really know where they wanted to go, and the ending, (SPOILER ALERT) where MAX escapes on…a city bus? Really? A guy who can call up planes at a whim, a security force of ex-SF operators, and has buildings for his minions, escapes on a bus? And gets his watch stolen? A guy who murdered his sun-shade gets jacked by two punks? Sheesh. It felt like the Simpsons episode with all of the spin offs, in the Chief Wiggum and Skinner team up where the bad guy gets away and the Chief says “I have the feeling we’ll be seeing him again…each and every week.” It was an unsatisfying end to an unsatisfying movie, so at least that was consistent.