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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #90 on: 25 April 2017, 00:08:02 »

I'm always around just not in the same places.  :D

Or I just get lost. In Space. On some island with a professor or a smoke monster.
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #91 on: 25 April 2017, 21:39:56 »
Cue the Lost In Space music !
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #92 on: 26 April 2017, 00:12:07 »
[The Looney Tunes theme music starts playing.]
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #93 on: 26 April 2017, 02:24:02 »
Achoo!  You put the cassette in backwards!
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #94 on: 26 April 2017, 12:45:53 »
Music played backwards?!?!? You trying to summon the ....WOMBAT??!!
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #95 on: 27 April 2017, 00:18:11 »
Nope, Tabmow. the anti=Wombat!
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #96 on: 27 April 2017, 04:51:20 »
Tabmow is greek for Hello Kitty
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #97 on: 29 April 2017, 08:56:30 »

Why is this kitty always saying hello!?!
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #98 on: 29 April 2017, 10:29:28 »
Cat getting kickbacks, to wave back.
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #99 on: 30 April 2017, 09:25:55 »
Woem! Woem!  :P
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #100 on: 30 April 2017, 22:53:24 »
Woem?  What heck is that...

HEY this the 100th post! *sparks fireworks inside the bar....setting it on fire...*
Nothing worry about nothing worry about it.....*Wrangler rushed out and uses a 15-ton Pompier FireMech put out the quickmoving fire flooding the bar with fire foam.*

« Last Edit: 01 May 2017, 05:41:39 by Wrangler »
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #101 on: 30 April 2017, 23:11:42 »

A What!?!
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #102 on: 01 May 2017, 05:44:58 »
Quote from: Clangador on 30 April 2017, 23:11:42
A What!?!
Its fire rescue mech from TRO: Vehicle Annex, it also comes equipped with a Fluid gun which you can load with all sort of things.

Such as BEER!   *Fires Beer at various people in the bar*
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #103 on: 01 May 2017, 13:41:00 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 01 May 2017, 05:44:58
Its fire rescue mech from TRO: Vehicle Annex, it also comes equipped with a Fluid gun which you can load with all sort of things.

Such as BEER!   *Fires Beer at various people in the bar*

Could it be loaded with Fushionaires? 
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #104 on: 01 May 2017, 14:15:10 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2017, 13:41:00
Could it be loaded with Fushionaires?
But of Course!  However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #105 on: 01 May 2017, 14:44:27 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 01 May 2017, 14:15:10
But of Course!  However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..

That's OK I can handle it
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #106 on: 01 May 2017, 14:48:59 »
*Fires the Fluid Gun of Fushionaires drink mix at MoparMessiah filling him like human Blueberry!*

It appears Mopar's engine maybe flooded.

*watches mini-Wombats scurvey out singing some weird "Wompa" song and rolls him out view*
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #107 on: 01 May 2017, 14:53:04 »
keep rolling rollin rolling

keep rolling rollin rolling

keep rolling rollin rolling
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #108 on: 02 May 2017, 00:09:27 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 01 May 2017, 14:15:10
But of Course!  However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..

And/or Soylent Green!??
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« Reply #109 on: 02 May 2017, 00:33:44 »
Only with the proper permits and an import license from the Confederation.
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #110 on: 02 May 2017, 05:17:53 »
In mean while.....*Wrangler fire the FireMech's fluid gun at the dimishing fire <<<<splaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!!!>>> but soon discovers he hadn't switched tanks of fuel/ammo from the Fushionaires causing the fire to flame on and burn fake wood flooring!*

ACK!  Distracted Mech driving!!! 

*He fumbles and uses the Mech's CHAINSAW try dash fire out while switching tank to fire suppression foam! <<<Grrrrrrrrrrrrr>>>*
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #111 on: 02 May 2017, 10:07:57 »
Fushionaries are highly flammable
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #112 on: 02 May 2017, 20:56:20 »
And Wrangler is a very bad pilot. No soup for him!

(The roof of the lair opens up and there is a loud KAWHOOSH!!! as the part of the lair that is on fire, and Wrangler in his miserable excuse for a 'Mech, get ejected from the lair. Replacement sections for the ejejected parts of the lair rise up from below as the roof of the lair closes back up.)
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #113 on: 02 May 2017, 23:09:23 »
The lair James Bond features are pretty cool.   8)
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #114 on: 03 May 2017, 16:23:51 »
*From a floor board near the bar, Wrangler Pops up from the floor.*

Well, that was hair raising experience.  Good thing there was floor ejection.  Climbing out of that Rent-a-Mech thing was pretty hairy.
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #115 on: 05 May 2017, 00:31:40 »
The entire floor ejection is a nice feature. So is the turboprop exhaust fan above the throne.   8)
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #116 on: 06 May 2017, 08:30:04 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 May 2017, 00:31:40
The entire floor ejection is a nice feature. So is the turboprop exhaust fan above the throne.   8)

Well with the gases generated by the throne that was mandated by the Star League
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #117 on: 06 May 2017, 13:16:04 »
Is this approved by the League of Lunas?
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #118 on: 06 May 2017, 15:56:50 »
Quote from: Clangador on 06 May 2017, 13:16:04
Is this approved by the League of Lunas?
Gentlemen running it?
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Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
« Reply #119 on: 06 May 2017, 21:47:47 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 06 May 2017, 15:56:50
Gentlemen running it?

Gentlemen!?! Where??
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