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MrJake

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This, I Believe....
« on: 15 November 2011, 19:06:03 »
I believe that all Karnov VTOLs should be painted in circus camo scheme and bear the name "Flying Clown Cars" because they can technically be filled with 10 platoons of (parachute) foot infantry.

I also believe that this should qualify the design for a new quirk, Super Distracting (aka WTF?) that prevents the opposing player from firing on them while they airdrop 280 people in a seemingly endless ribbon around the battlefield, as each opposing unit commander stares in wonder and thinks, "Okay, that has GOT to be all of them!" over and over.

This, I believe.
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ShadowRaven

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Re: This, I Believe....
« Reply #1 on: 15 November 2011, 21:25:30 »
 :D ;D
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Damage Inc.

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Re: This, I Believe....
« Reply #2 on: 17 November 2011, 13:25:44 »
now remember, those things fly in wings of two. :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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MrJake

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Re: This, I Believe....
« Reply #3 on: 17 November 2011, 18:41:06 »
3 platoons per company. 3 companies per battalion (+1 command company)= 1 battalion per Karnov. 2 battalions per wing.

"Rifle?"

"Check!"

"Parachute?"

"Check!"

"Clown nose?"

"Check!"

"Get to the choppa!"

OpFor reduced to gibbering mass in fetal position.

"So...many....too...many...bigger on the inside?"

Also known as: The Tardis Gambit.
« Last Edit: 17 November 2011, 18:45:15 by MrJake »
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The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: This, I Believe....
« Reply #4 on: 17 November 2011, 18:53:14 »
Are you trying to kill those poor catgirls by arguing physics?
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Re: This, I Believe....
« Reply #5 on: 18 November 2011, 03:48:33 »
There was a Clown Car reference in one of the TROs because of that.  It was Vehicle Annex, or maybe one of the Experimentals.
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ShadowRaven

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Re: This, I Believe....
« Reply #6 on: 18 November 2011, 19:27:33 »
Karnov's. Proof that sardine cans can fly.
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Demon55

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Re: This, I Believe....
« Reply #7 on: 22 November 2011, 13:45:35 »
I believe, the infantry from the Karnovs if well deployed can make the enemy far, far more miserable than it deserves to be.
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Terra-ble

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Re: This, I Believe....
« Reply #8 on: 07 December 2011, 09:16:22 »
I think infantry in general, if well deployed can make someone far more miserable than they should be.
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