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Title: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 July 2019, 13:04:45
Long ago, on a forgotten thread (many site incarnations ago), I, Achoo, Mood-Shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! We will not speak of that now. But a samurai Wombat wielding a magic marker stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final anvil was dropped, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the real world, where she was married and has children and somehow ended up in Capellan space. (Somewhat confusing, that last part, I will admit, but we will not get into that because it confuses even me, but I digress.....where was I...oh yes, flung Wombat through the portal...) Now my evil is law! But the fool seeks to return to CBT and undo the future that is Achoo....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 08 July 2019, 14:49:39
There's been a Wombat sighting? Where??

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 July 2019, 15:49:50
No. At least not to my knowledge. Like I said it tore open a portal in time, tossed him in and she ended up married with children in Capellan space...……….don't you read things?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 July 2019, 15:52:39
Wait....is this in the wrong place? How is that possible? Maybe that entity known as a "moderator" may have to move this elsewhere. I may be able to open portals in time, but not in the halls of CBT. This should be in the silly section. Apparently I made a wrong turn at the planet "Albuquerque"
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 09 July 2019, 06:27:52
Well, considering this is Bg.Battletech and not CBT, i believe you were the one who got thrown through into the future. 

(Reads a dusty old history book of Achooluna) Hmm,  Wombat became king, had some sort of experiments at your bar.  Said explosions cleared the way for a shopping mall or something.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 09 July 2019, 10:47:07
Well, considering this is Bg.Battletect and not CBT, i believe you were the one who go thrown through the future. 

(Reads a dusty old history book of Achooluna) Hmm,  Wombat became king, had some sort of experiemtents at your bar.  Said explosions cleared the way for a shopping mall or something.

An Inferno Chilli factory, IIRC.....

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Sharpnel on 09 July 2019, 11:02:46
An Inferno Chilli factory, IIRC.....

Craig
Which was nuked by Woozles under the direction the thrice-damned Blakists. Fortunately, for Wombat, a near limitless supply in its pouch.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 July 2019, 11:06:30
With as many Chilie Inferno IIC explosions we've had around here, who knows, tomorrow may very well be last year, and the day after that next month.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 09 July 2019, 12:26:38
(Hmmm) It says in this dusty book that King Wombat put some sort of tab for expenses for making the Inferno Chilli factory on someone named Achoo. Oh wait, we know who that was.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 July 2019, 11:33:37
It does not matter, for here MY WORD IS LAW! (Unless the moderators object......)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2019, 17:02:06
Hmmmmm. Maybe my word is the only word here...………..   It's kinda quiet. Tooooooooo quiet.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2019, 18:11:18
Well, you see that tab apparently in the Trillions (plural) so....no one wants speak up or else we will be tagged with helping you pay for it.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 August 2019, 19:30:31
Be Vewy vewy quiet.
Achoo's hunting Wombats
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 07 August 2019, 20:08:34
Be Vewy vewy quiet.
Achoo's hunting Wombats

Or the Wombats hunting Achoo......

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 08 August 2019, 06:46:18
[hidden behind the Bar, Wombat, hunches behind sniffing various things looking for something to eat since giving up on the King thing for couple decades.  Then he senses passing of a certain pink prey.  Like it's namesake (or not), Wombat springs into action jumping Achoo, the shape-shifting, sneeze prone carrying of loose (to him) pocket change and deep pocket pants (when he wears them.).  Striking quickly, cartoon duststorm breaks loses with as Wombat successfully ambushes Achoo!  Quickly freeing him of his cash and assorted eatable snacks, Wombat slips through a hidden door behind self-playing piano after dropping a smoke bomb made from stuff found in one of Mopar's numerous garages.]

*Cough*  What heck was that??  Why is Achoo on the floor with cartoon dizzy stars flying around his head?!?

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=54014)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2019, 19:25:40
Achoo out cold in a bar? Bah. There is nothing unusual about that!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 August 2019, 20:09:09
True.
(Wrangler looks at the wall and sees the rows of pictures of Achoo on the wall of him out cold in various "funny" poses. Funny hats, crayon mustaches..)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 August 2019, 06:07:57
BoP saunters over the the memories wall and hangs a new Achoo Photo.

Frankly, I'd be scared if achoo wasn't having a moment.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2019, 14:07:41
My moments have moments, which have issues, which often have their own issues and sub-plots. It gets confusing, so I don't really pay much attention to such silly nonsense.  8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 12 August 2019, 14:47:09
BoP saunters over the the memories wall and hangs a new Achoo Photo.

Frankly, I'd be scared if achoo wasn't having a moment.

Achoo is a moment.......

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 13 August 2019, 06:23:01
(Wrangler climbs back onto his bar stool once more and he thinks the coast is clear. He then orders a drink from the bartender whom appears to be a Ferret minion of Achooluna with slick old west mustache glued on his nose.)
So Achoo, what precisely is your plan you were jabbering about? A raid or something??
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 August 2019, 09:18:53
Plans? I have a ………..plan? When did that happen? I don't need no stinking plans! I AM ACHOO!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 August 2019, 16:50:18
Achoo has a plan the same way the Cylons had a "plan"
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 17 August 2019, 18:07:56
Achoo has a plan the same way the Cylons had a "plan"

Overcomplex and prone to human error??

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 17 August 2019, 18:12:55
Overcomplex and prone to human error??
Wait. Did they get distracted by humans sexiness?? So...achoo get distracted by wombat's moves??
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 August 2019, 22:23:41
No. Next!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 August 2019, 22:34:49
I meant more counter-intuitive, ill defined, and quite possibly a myth.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 18 August 2019, 23:41:22
I meant more counter-intuitive, ill-defined, and quite possibly a myth.

I'm beginning to think Achoo is a myth created by the Wombat to explain it's disappearance..... Or maybe Achoo thinking is the myth... I've never been able to get that straight....

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 August 2019, 23:43:58
Achoo certainly breaks cogito ergo sum
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 19 August 2019, 06:03:03
Maybe were in the matrix?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2019, 16:33:09
A myth is a female moth. Next!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2019, 10:02:38
Well, we know Wombat not a myth...(is he/she?  Wombat seems to always out fox Achoo and slip away without being caught.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 22 August 2019, 11:23:22
Well, we know Wombat not a myth...(is he/she?  Wombat seems to always outfox Achoo and slip away without being caught.)

Don't you mean "out-Wombat" Achoo? I mean, Wombat is a wombat, not a fox......

Craig
(who hope said Wombat is not in real trouble somewhere...)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 25 August 2019, 09:26:07
Quote from: trboturtle link=topic=65931.msg1539344#msg1539344

(who hope said Wombat is not in real trouble somewhere...)
(hopefully not as bad as this.)
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=54322)

(Wrangler looks at his noteputer finding REALLY WEIRD reports from Sian.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 September 2019, 21:05:19
I have no pity for them. They let Wombat in.  ::)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 05 September 2019, 07:00:14
Weren't you the one who sabotage (Cough!) fixed a Jumpship and threw Wombat into a deluxe freight box on the Dropship with a delightful "Take care of my dear friend" card?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2019, 15:06:16
Nu Uh! I didn't throw Wombat anywhere. I just left the crate open with a trail of blue urinal cakes leading to the trap, er, crate...….
And sabotage was never proven......
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 10 September 2019, 14:55:19
Denial is first sign of guilt. There proof sign of guilt.

Also, the photo evidence.  (A projector pops out of the bar revealing video footage of Achoo UPSing Wombat.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 September 2019, 22:24:05
First, Denial is a river in Egypt.

Second, photoshopped. Besides, I don't use UPS.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 September 2019, 05:54:58
Wait, wait, wait.  You don't want to prove that YOU out Wombat the WOMBAT????

WOW!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 September 2019, 20:20:49
I would rather out Achoo Achoo.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 September 2019, 07:53:30
Thats not easy to do to Achoo.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 September 2019, 19:28:45
I don't do things the easy way!




Literally. I don't. Not sure I know how.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2019, 06:33:01
So you aimlessly get into misadventures and end up being successful in your endeavors?

 :) . . o o O O (Not like i don't end up doing that with my Merc Company...but still)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 September 2019, 07:30:39
I don't do things the easy way!




Literally. I don't. Not sure I know how.
It's easy. Just push the BIG REDPINK BUTTON
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 September 2019, 16:34:06
I did. Wombat turned around and hit me with a mallet!  8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2019, 17:36:04
I did. Wombat turned around and hit me with a mallet!  8)
Obviously you got the raw deal, since YOU got sent into the future and Wombat ended up in the Capellan Confederation blowing stuff after being king or something.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 18 September 2019, 23:41:53
WOMBAT SIGHTING! WOMBAT SIGHTING!

https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=66966.msg1006966;topicseen#new (https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=66966.msg1006966;topicseen#new)

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 19 September 2019, 03:31:45
"Wait...I have laser beam eyes?"

[Wombat blinks a few times and looks around. Nothing happens. Wombat shrugs and starts digging in his pouch. After pulling out a few ink pens, half-an-apple tree, and a few gnawed on car bumpers, he finds a small handheld mirror. Wombat looks at the mirror for a few moments before an azure beam shoots out of his eyes, ricochets off the mirror, and flies backwards into a seven-meter thick steel entrapment wall protecting some thermal grenades someone so carelessly left sitting there.]

**Ka-BOOM!!!!**

"Nope. I don't think I have any laser eye beams. Hey who's hungry? I was thinking of some Chinese?"
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 September 2019, 06:46:40
Chinese?  When it smells like barbecue in here?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 19 September 2019, 10:24:29
I think the those ferret drinkers in corner took the azure eye beam shot.

(looks sees smoke from table remains as the Ferrets have turned into Chinese BBQ meals with loose change about them)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 September 2019, 16:03:20
[Achoo staggers past kind of blackened and still smoking slightly]

OK, when did Wombat escape?  :o

THUD!

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 19 September 2019, 22:29:37
"Just remember, it's not Capellan Chinese food unless you can use AC/2 launchers as make-shift chopsticks."
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 September 2019, 20:20:33
AC/2 launchers? What kind of weapon system uses AC/2 autocannons as missiles?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 23 September 2019, 08:56:23
AC/2 launchers? What kind of weapon system uses AC/2 autocannons as missiles?

The Blue Wombat AC/2 Missile Launchers of course.......

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 23 September 2019, 11:13:57
They must be big missiles launching the autocannons in the air so they can fire from the long distances....it could happen.....who'd be crazy enough to do it?

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=54758)

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 September 2019, 18:06:25
We are safe from those things. If Clangacorp makes them they cannot even hit the broadside of a barn from the inside......unless our side is using them and the friendly fire rules are in effect. Then we are plinked by a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaly long range machinegun.   8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 23 September 2019, 19:19:35
You realize mechscaled weapons splatter people easily, specially in the open...

((On test grounds, many squirrels died in making of this weapon.)) *Splat *Splat *Splat!*
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 23 September 2019, 19:21:53
You realize mechscaled weapons splatter people easily, specially in the open...

((On test grounds, many squirels died in making of this weapon.)) *Splat *Splat *Splat!*

That may explain the mass of Squirrels coming right at us.......

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 September 2019, 22:03:24
Skwerls! Hide your nuts!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 24 September 2019, 22:20:35
Skwerls! Hide your nuts!

But you won't fit into anything!

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 25 September 2019, 07:17:13
Aww hell...that's easy peesy to handle.  (Jumps into someone ELSE, truck who left their keys in the ignition. {lazy people} and Wrangler proceeds to drive THRU the rampaging squirrels.)

{{Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! *crunch*}}
Oops sorry truetanker didn't see you covered by nutty mutant squirrels.
{{Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!}}

(Stampede continues for couple minutes as the squirrels zoom off in the distance. Wrangler get out of very dented and newly painted red truck.)
Hmm ... where is Achoo?
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=54832)

Note: No real squirrels were hurt in making of this cartoon parody picture.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 25 September 2019, 20:21:28
[Wombat hops into the middle of the room wearing one of Achoo's socks like a marsupial-sized potato sack. Curiously the sock smells like potatoes too, but that's not important right now. Wombat proceeds to hop around the room all while mumbling something something in Chinese about AC/10 ammunition and spaghetti sauce.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 26 September 2019, 06:08:52
Wow....Achoo must be made out happy drugs or something to get Wombat High.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 September 2019, 20:11:26
I don't know. I am still stuck in this darned skwerl stampede....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 27 September 2019, 03:12:11
"According to the special effects and pyrotechnics specialist of this episode, skwerl's are known to explode when stampeding while wearing tennis shoes..."

[Wombat tries to hide all the tennis shoe boxes nearby...]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 27 September 2019, 10:25:44
Well, Achoo...sometimes you just get carried away.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 27 September 2019, 11:04:15
Well, Achoo...sometimes you just get carried away.

And the Squirrels are carrying him away all right..... I think they see him as the Big Nut...

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2019, 13:26:38
(Waaaaaaaaaay off in the distance there is a big "KABOOM")

(30 seconds later a blackened, singend, smoking and cussing Achoo butt plants trboturtle into the ground with a disgusting "splat".)

shnikinrickinfashinrocknratzinfratzinkratzin skwerls

(Achoo walks off, revealing a severely flattened trboturtle stuck on Achoo's butt.....then tennis shoes start raining from the sky.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 29 September 2019, 20:04:26
"As Victor Davion my witness, I swear I thought Skwerls could fly."
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 September 2019, 21:27:08
What in the hell is stuck to my butt?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 29 September 2019, 22:57:51
What the hell is stuck to my shell? It smells... Hold on... Hello UN" I would like to report a chemical weapon.... I think it's called Achoo.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 30 September 2019, 06:16:25
Chemical? I'd by calling it biological....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 September 2019, 16:56:48
[Achoo tries to pry trboturle off of his butt using a spatula, but it slips out of his hand with a comical "spoiiiinng" and smacks Wrangler smack dab squarely on his face.]

Well, crap! That didn't work!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 30 September 2019, 19:34:55
This maybe helpful think for you, Achoo.

(hands google green package)
(https://www.chipsaway.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hard-shell-turtlewax_500x383.jpg)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 October 2019, 12:46:15
I'm not trying to make it shiny, you idjit! I am trying to get it off my butt!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 01 October 2019, 12:56:26
Help.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 11:02:57
HEY!  This a family show!   

(Wrangler calls a Ferret Accident Resolvers handle the "Issue". ) "Don't ask what issue is! You got see it for yourself!"

[Suddenly a Response vehicle arrives making lovely drive through hole in the Bar's outer wall slightly wider from last time it was entered.  Number of Ferrets bound out the vehicle, with a very large WEASEL who points out to use the crow bar on the issue.  After few moments 4 Ferrets begin to get leverage and lets painful couple moments with a large crow bar pops trboturtle out of the unspeakable reaches of Achoo sending the hapless turtle flying like Baby Gamera across the bar into some patrons having couple brews with loud yelp and loud nice (POP!!!)

Satisfied the issue was resolved, Wrangler gets high totin bill he puts on Achoo's hidden charge card he hides behind the bar.]

I'm glad that's problem was taken care of in the end.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 October 2019, 17:53:59
It's nice that you ended that before we all became the butt of anal level humor....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 02 October 2019, 18:19:49
I fight on!

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 19:48:08
Well i hope you have warrant on that shell.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 02 October 2019, 21:09:30
"My shell is innocent! It was in Florida when the Chilli place was robbed!!!! The police have nothing!!!"

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 03 October 2019, 00:52:27
[Meanwhile wombat is busily selling advertising space (and a few mini-nuclear testing sites) on trboturtle's shell.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 03 October 2019, 05:57:30
Trboturtle if your so innocent you wouldn't have neon advertising on butt cratered shell from your sponsors!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 03 October 2019, 11:56:41
Hey! Who put that "Eat at Achoo's!" Ad on my butt?? I didn't sell that spot!!

And Wombat, I just received a C&D from Gaera's lawyers about those mini-nuclear testing sites... Seems he has the exclusive rights to such sites.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 October 2019, 19:57:02
Meh. Wombat never studied law......the books didn't have pictures.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 04 October 2019, 07:58:32
Meanwhile on trboturtle shell
(https://prodimages.everythingneon.com/1000/l102-0944-bar-animated-led-sign.gif)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2019, 17:02:10
I, Achoo, mood shifting of whatever it is that I am master of do hear by declare that trboturtles shiny butt bar is now open!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 08 October 2019, 14:33:40
Wait, he has bar too on top of his scamming people?  WOW...
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2019, 22:04:05
And it's shiny! Polished with Trboturtles Wax and everything! It might even be sparkily!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 14 October 2019, 12:09:59
..so how much a cut in profits you getting from the bar, Achoo? 
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2019, 20:41:57
From that bar? Nothing. It's shiny, but it is still a butt dive bar.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2019, 15:15:24
I'd figure you'd like the wet bar, since staff has to wear swimming suits and no one cares if you spill your drink.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 October 2019, 17:07:11
Staff?
Have I been making my own drinks for no reason?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 19 October 2019, 11:35:32
Staff?
Have I been making my own drinks for no reason?
U never seen them since they run for cover each time one these calamity happens.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 October 2019, 03:12:59
But calamity is the default state here.
It's amazing I haven't been blown up recently.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 20 October 2019, 12:24:14
If I was Achoo, I'd be checking the foundation for Wombat sign......

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2019, 20:05:57
Silly trboturtle! Wombat doesn't have a sign! He can't read. What you have to look for is Wombat debris. And crayon drawings.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 October 2019, 02:09:21
most of the time aren't those in the same place if not the same thing?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 October 2019, 19:08:18
well...…...true. But not always.  8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 October 2019, 19:24:10
and that's when you should be worried the most
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2019, 21:44:36
Just the sign of the times
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2019, 15:29:11
When Wombat is involved you should always be worried! And when you don't know where Wombat is you should be very, very, very afraid!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 27 October 2019, 07:01:57
You means your always in state of a afraid?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2019, 11:18:31
Yup!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 31 October 2019, 14:50:26
What a ironic day to be afraid on.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2019, 17:17:13
I ain't afraid of Halloween. I love Halloween! It's my favorite holiday of all!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 31 October 2019, 19:10:33
Aren't you being haunted by your former Selves? ???   :laughing_skull:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Sharpnel on 31 October 2019, 19:13:52
Better that, then by his future selves. His future is bleak. Too much Wombat in it.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2019, 14:56:47
I worked at WalMart. Not much haunts me worse than some of the sights I saw there. The internet just doesn't even convey that which I can never unsee.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 November 2019, 17:42:44
(Wrangler accidently sends the Wombat to the Walmart where Achoo works)
Oops. Maybe it will keep things lively there.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 02 November 2019, 21:15:06
I worked at WalMart. Not much haunts me worse than some of the sights I saw there. The internet just doesn't even convey that which I can never unsee.

Tell me about it -- I had a job as a contractor and did most of the jobs I was assigned in Walmarts overnight..... Strange things going on in those places at night......

Turtle

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 November 2019, 18:24:35
And not all the strange things are the customers...…….. 8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 05 November 2019, 10:21:24
And not all the stranger things are the customers...…….. 8)
Fixed it for you.  Since all customers are stranger...
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2019, 11:55:54
You have no idea. Some of the strangest things at WalMart are the decisions made by management that are, as fart as I can tell, completely independent of sense, logic, thought or even the vaguest modicum of planning. I am soooooo glad I am retired and no longer work for them!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 08 November 2019, 16:35:36
Wait, your retired?  So your sleeping in your bed all the time? 
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 November 2019, 18:16:49
Had to retire in March. My knee gave out. Then the other knee decided it was a competition....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 November 2019, 06:42:31
That stinks.  Hopefully you can get them replaced.

(pss, don't let wombat near them...he just take'em.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 November 2019, 12:58:56
Not until I lose a lot of tonnage.  :))
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 15 November 2019, 13:15:32
Not until I lose a lot of tonnage.  :))

Maybe you can trick the Wombat into doing that.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 15 November 2019, 21:47:26
I keep picturing this happening to him if Wombat gets him.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=55527)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2019, 01:46:29
[Achmed voice] That's not funny! I KEEL YOU![/Achmed voice]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 24 November 2019, 16:29:12
Worst HMO ever.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 November 2019, 21:25:39
HMO? Not hardly! HMO's are designed to prevent you from obtaining medical treatments....this is much worse.  xp
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 05 December 2019, 11:27:30
No worse than you remember you have to pay extra for Anesthesia.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 December 2019, 18:27:01
Ha! Anesthesia? THEY USE A MALLET!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 December 2019, 14:43:57
So if they use mallet on you, they going use spare parts from slightly used Manei Domini parts fix you up? (Or thy going use spare parts from a miniature Locust IIC?)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 11 December 2019, 14:58:52
I don't know which worries me more -- the Fuzzy Blue One in sight, or the Fuzzy Blue One not in sight.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2019, 12:57:54
Both. You should be equally worried either way.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 December 2019, 15:06:34
Schrodinger's Wombat
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2019, 16:52:58
We actually have a guilty party to blame for Wombat? Sweet! He is Schrodinger's fault!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 14 December 2019, 17:59:42
Schrodinger's Wombat

And from that, we get Schrodinger's Pants...... or Wombat gets Schrodinger's pants.... maybe.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 00:13:24
Mothing unusual about that, other than the uncertainty about who has Schrodinger's pants.  ::)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 18 December 2019, 06:54:18
Its likely that u do Achoo. Given how many times the Wombat some hows sneaks out of them.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 14:31:49
Long as it isn't my pants I don't care. That is why I don't wear pants!  >:D
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 20 December 2019, 08:55:13
(watches the Ferret policemen arrive and take the streaker reported in some weird lounge named "Achoo's Place".
After using a Blackjack calm down Achoo as they drag his pantless butt to the poky.)

Oops
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2019, 19:26:26
Achoo returns and hits Wrangler over the head with the Trout of Whap!

Repeatedly

Quite enthusiastically

Rather messily
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 27 December 2019, 20:32:47
(On the floor...bloodied and pauperized...Wrangler does not drop of his drink in his hand).
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2020, 22:23:27
Well, that is almost impressive. And decipherable.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2020, 08:48:10
I think you've hammered your point.  You like be pantless, don't care what the law says.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 January 2020, 09:01:16
Just remember that next time you varmint!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2020, 09:06:14
NOw what do going to do?  Are you official retired from neverending task of avoiding being caught by the Wombat's hijinks?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 January 2020, 14:30:08
Well the sign does say no shit, no shoes, no service.
no mention of pants.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2020, 01:52:26
Just remember the no shit part! Nothing about shirts! Nothing about pants! You gotta have shoes, but everything else is optional baby!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 January 2020, 09:48:18
(Wrangler signs up Achoo (with forgery) for a extended tour of the House Steiner-Jade Falcon border conducting raids against various worlds to bring back riches. Like Kooken's Pleasure Pit).   

That should keep him out trouble for spell! Fairwell!
(Achoo's mercenary Ferret minions rush the bar, lift up their commander and lift him up in the air.  Then rush him to the Union Pretty in Pink and it blasts off!)
 
(After watching the dizzily fast scene. Wrangler goes back to the bar finish his drink and head to the drop port.  Another bar goers looks at him.)

What?  He said everything was optional.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2020, 22:53:28
[Achoo reappears in a swirl of pink and beats Wrangler severely about the face and neck with an entrenchment tool.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 16 January 2020, 13:42:34
I feel (oof) well entrenched here now.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 January 2020, 23:16:31
You're welcome!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 12 May 2020, 00:48:28
A White cloaked cybernetic figure appears on the horizon.

Watching as someone get's a fair amount of what he assumes was love beatings from an entrenching tool.

He watches from afar... a glint off his silenced 60 caliber rifle's scope shows he means business. Mentally shaping each trajectory in his head as he computes wind, range and speed vectors quickly, thanks to his triple core processor built in his body.

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 May 2020, 07:09:16
{On opposite hill from the bar, Wrangler's Roughriders watch team observes the white figure's intentions towards the boss. Firing multiple motor shots into the tin-can like cybernetic solider/sniper sending him over there..over there...and some in someone's hair.}

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=57507)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 12 May 2020, 14:11:00
As the Roughriders launch their tin mortars at the target, one of them spies a red dot slowly moving towards them...

3... 2.. 1. Orbital bombardment from the Leviathan overhead as Sub-class weaponry descent from high above...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdMvgQlgi0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdMvgQlgi0)
GRAPHIC SCENE

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 May 2020, 21:01:14
{Sitting on his bar stool Wrangler is suddenly toss off as flash as everyone briefly blinded by flash of light from out side.  Wrangler press button on the bar and the old security monitor pops on showing carnage of bombarding of a near by bar own by  Achoo.}

Hey, are you ok? What? They did what. Well at least they missed. What?? Oh the bombard splattered their own guys.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 25 June 2020, 17:28:46
Just remember it could be worse......

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/a-giant-wombat-like-creature-once-roamed-the-earth/ (https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/a-giant-wombat-like-creature-once-roamed-the-earth/)

Scary.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 25 June 2020, 18:52:07
OMG ! ! Wombat shrunk!

Last year Wombat was Kaiju size terrorizing Shanghai.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 25 June 2020, 21:23:12
OMG ! ! Wombat shrunk!

Last year Wombat was Kaiju size terrorizing Shanghai.

That was only after he put three "All you can eat" places out of business and was looking for some Rolaids.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 June 2020, 00:00:32
Does Wombat HAVE a maximum capacity for either food or "food"?
I was thinking an all you can eat place would be a trap, because Wombat would never manage to eat all that he could.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 26 June 2020, 06:44:49
Does Wombat HAVE a maximum capacity for either food or "food"?
I was thinking an all you can eat place would be a trap, because Wombat would never manage to eat all that he could.
Oh course Wombat does!  Those Hot Chilic IIC flames coming out of the dark side of Wombat is that stuff being burnt off like burn-off from natural gas (so to speak.) rig.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Sharpnel on 27 June 2020, 05:51:45
Oh course Wombat does!  Those Hot Chilic IIC flames coming out of the dark side of Wombat is that stuff being burnt off like burn-off from natural gas (so to speak.) rig.
That's Inferno Chili IIC that Wombat eats. The Hot Chili IIC is for the baby Wombats
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 18 September 2020, 11:33:36
Wombat for world leader!

Yeah!

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 18 September 2020, 20:05:32
(Wombat gets a phone call. Some how on Achoo [former] smart phone.)
{Hello???? What? Sure. What pay? REALLY? They actually pay like money to run it???}
{Huh? Orders? Awwwwwww how we make more IlClan style inferno IIC factories? Oh we dont do that...i will get back to you..that job sounds boring}.

(Wombat glances to the right, at the Achoo in ice block he accidentally placed him in from last time he tried get back at him for wallet borrow situation.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2020, 15:17:01
Those that think I am frozen in a block of ice are quite sadly mistaken.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 November 2020, 16:57:16
Oh?  someone's started carving it?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 November 2020, 16:57:33
My gaud! He free! (hides the profits he hasn't been collected in months since his "Frozen episode")
Hows things?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 November 2020, 07:59:02
No. I am not "free". I am actually rather expensive. Would you like to get tasered? I am in the mood to taser someone.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 19 November 2020, 08:13:19
(Swiftly moves Truetanker in the path of the Mighty Achoo's tazer happy fingers!  However, both of them get zapped completely!  Wrangler appears be fried while, truetankers is on the ground with sparks flying from his body joints.) 

(Wrangler looks dazed looking down at his coffee he was holding, noticed it was reheated.)

Oh well, at least the coffee warm again.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 20 November 2020, 21:02:00
([ Error ] Internal dampeners offline, DATsum corruption CPU1 offline, CPU2 moderate linkage detected, mainframe malfunction SiTrEp required. Core corruption anomaly detected.

BootStaRT : Skynet-R0M Blake's  Breathe protocols enable, ALPMGA @&$<=73 <#<3738#%/64739#*#&<_÷>÷]@(÷<¿)

[ Code excepted ] Authorware detected,  pass code required.

Blake's Pi is ready for brunch, serve well done. )]

Wow, electrifying,  no?

Seems my processors appear intact,  a little stimulation for the old chronometer, eh sport?

Be a good bean and fetch yourself a doozie or two?

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 December 2020, 07:35:58
Lurk..........lurk..........lurk..........steal a donut................lurk..............lurk....................steal truetankers beer while he reboots............lurk....................lurk..................oh! Peanuts!............................lurk....................lurk.................sneak back into hiding................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 13 December 2020, 08:35:20
Ninja Achoo! Good thing the Wob has deep pockets. Truetanker wont miss a thing!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 14 December 2020, 18:25:41
Eh? Now where did I put my lubricant mug again? Daft if I can remember where. Oh well, guess I'll fill up another.

* Truetanker grabs another empty mug and proceeds to fill it from a portable dispenser found on his body. *  :o

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 December 2020, 19:32:27
lurk................................lurk..............................sneak....................................reboot trutanker........................paint him pink with purple polka dots.............................lurk....................................sneak....................................grabs a six pack of Timbiqui dark......................sneak................................sneak...................................grab a handful of microwaveable buritos...............................sneak..............................giggle maniacally...............................return to hidey hole
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 29 December 2020, 08:35:00
"...hmmm what that pink shadow blurr going by? " Wrangler mumbles to himself sipping his smooth Rum drink. 

Lordy, i thought wombat blue shadow/blurr things were bad.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 January 2021, 03:19:20
Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly say.
I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don't speak out as plain as day?
And, fellow Texans, I'm for progress and the flag- long may it fly.
I'm a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
I'm for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.
And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I'll continue to stand tall.
You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya'll...

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Now, Miss Mona, I don't know her, though I've heard the name, oh yes.
But, of course I've no close contact, so what she is doing I can only guess.
And now, Miss Mona, she's a blemish on the face of that good town.
I am taking certain steps here, someone somewhere's gonna have to close her down.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep...

And, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step...

Cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 09 January 2021, 07:07:24
{Wrangler listens to Achoo for a moment and then looks at calendar checking what month.}Mmm not Easter yet....{ takes a phone from his Duster and calls in for Urgent Response} Acme Hospital? Yeah yeah it's me again. It's him again. Send a quick responders quick!

Within moments weather ambulance busts through the side walls... And suddenly they grab truetank. no you idiots. Not him this time. Him! says Wrangler.

The ferrets grab Achoo and put a straight jacket on him. Then toss him into the back of the ambulance with a thud. Then the ambulance doors are closed ferrets jump into the ambulance and drove through the hole they created.


Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 09 January 2021, 13:33:36
The above was hard, I mean really hard, to follow...

Most be a different dialect I'm not use to...

But I caught the gist of things...

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 09 January 2021, 15:57:48
The above was hard, I mean really hard, to follow...

Most be a different dialect I'm not use to...

But I caught the gist of things...

TT
You do not read Spell-Check dedicated to Smart Phone with TINY screen dialect?  Your made out smart phones and various toasters!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 09 January 2021, 21:35:19
And a Mickey Mouse waffle maker!

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2021, 22:44:47
Hehehehehe................................missed me!       ACME instant stunt double.........................................lurk..............................lurk..........................sneak..................................lurk some more...............................put a Claymore mine under Wrangler's stool...................................lurk.................................sneak......................................back inti hidey hole.........................triggers detonator.
KABOOM!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2021, 07:31:42
(Meanwhile in the air over the bar....Wrangler appears to be unconscious with concussion and from a strong drink. )

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/samurai-wombat-iic2/?action=dlattach;attach=61540)

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2021, 06:12:56
ohhhhhhhhhhh..........................................................hangtime!

Oh oh..................incoming.............................uhm...............................what should I do?  Hmmmmmmm...................................what would Bugs Bunny do.........................................[Achoo pulls out an ACME Umbrella and opens it as cover.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 20 January 2021, 06:50:19
((Explosions as flames breaks out as "Wrangler" lands in large vat of Molasses causing a flood wiping out near by Achoo themed Retirement home for wayware MechWarriors.))

((Wrangler waiting next to the director, get the nod to enter the scene))

Man, what disaster!  Thank god the sticky stuff broke my fall!  Who thunk Mopar's homebrew beer production come in handy other than a degreaser. 
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 January 2021, 23:31:08
Yuck......................................................sticky..............................................................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tasty......................................................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................................Eggos with molasses..................................................ohhhh goody, molasses cleanup is covered by the insurance...............................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 21 January 2021, 23:38:13
*** Wombat continues painting C8 micro-grenades white and places them dried back into the egg carton in Achoo's refrigerator. ***

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 January 2021, 15:37:31
[Achoo on the phone] OK, find cover and hide, er, remain in cover until the cleanup is finished...............................installing a new bar? Why?......................................Well, that is a good reason..........................................how soon.......................................................oh, already inbound........................................................got it. Thanks. [Achoo shuts the blast doors to his hidey hole and presses the "Shit's about to get real" button.......................................

AAAAAOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA       AAAAAOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA        AAAAAOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA         AAAAAOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 22 January 2021, 20:06:12
* Truetanker starts to sing *

Here comes the rain again, falling down a bad memory, falling from Sub-Orbitarrryyyeee!!!

( Orbiting Leviathan sub-class lasers hits ground. )

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 22 January 2021, 20:58:25
(Having been warned a head of time....Wrangler manages linkup with his unit & they manages to take off in their DropShip receiving reports of a after rather big ship...looks like Leviathan Class Heavy Battleship (slightly used Rent-a-Warship) fires on bar....but misses...slightly)

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/samurai-wombat-iic2/?action=dlattach;attach=61722)

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/samurai-wombat-iic2/?action=dlattach;attach=61720)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 January 2021, 01:52:44
[Meanwhile an ACMEtm Delivery truck drops off a 50 gallon drum of Chili Inferno IIC8 and drives away as fast as it can.]

[Wombat pokes his head up as the fumes of the Chili Inferno IIC8 wafts around his widdle head.

[The fumes of Chili Inferno IIC8 gently caress the widdle chin of Wombat's widdle head.]

[The fumes of the Chili Inferno IIC8 gently pick up Wombat and pull Wombat towards the 50 gallon drum of Chili Inferno IIC8]

[The look of pleasure in Wombat's widdle eyes turns into wonder as he beholds the 50 gallon drum of Chili Inferno IIC8]

[Wombat debates with the good Wombat and the evil Wombat that appears on his widdle shoulders]

[Wombat and evil Wombat beat up good Wombat and tosses good Wombat into the 50 gallon drum of Chili Inferno IIC8 "for flavor"]

[Wombat sits down on his widdle butt and pulls out a table cloth, some tableware and a bowl and carefully lays them out for lunch]

[Wombat then somehow swallows the 55 gallon drum of Chili Inferno whole, then eats the table cloth, the tableware and putts the bolw on his widdle head]

[Wombat's belly begins to gurgle. He ignores it and plays with a lint dust bunny]

[Wombat's hair turns green and his eyes begin to glow. He ignores the warning signs.]

AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA     AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA     AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA

[Wombat begins to glow and the rumbling in his belly grows louder. Wombat ignores the rumble. The lint dust bunny runs away]

[Wombat's belly begins to bulge. Wombat ignores it and pulls a Wabbit out of his pouch. TAA DAA!]

[Wombat belches a noxious green cloud that combusts and turns into a torch that incinerates the poor Wabbit]

[Wombat's hair falls off and he begins to sweat. Wombat states "Is it getting a bit warm in here. I feel a bit warm!]

AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA     AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA     AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA

[Wombat looks slightly distressed as he finally notices that his belly has bulged so much that his widdle feet cannot reach the ground.]

[Wombat says "Oh Oh.......not again"]

[There is a fart like no other fart has ever been. The fart is so loud that nobody within a mile can actually hear it. The shock wave of the fart spreads like the shockwave from a nuclear explosion.]

[A huge sort of like a nuclear explosion but kind of greenish erupts and flattens everything with five miles and creates a second shockwave.]

[Wombat, with a huge plume of fire erupting from his backside, emerges from the sickly green mushroom cloud and launches up into the sky. One can assume he is screaming, but his screams will take a while to catch up with him.]

[In orbit the bridge crew of the Leviathon watches Wombat rapidly approaching their ship in orbit. The captain has just enough time to say "oh no....not again" before Wombat hits the ship with the force of a NAC202020. There is an explosion and debris begins to fall to the ground like the debris of the Death Star 2 rained from the skies of Endor.]

[There is suddenly silence. Too silent. Than Wombat crashes to the ground and lays there with widdle winged Wombats with widdle wings playing widdle harps circle around his widdle head while his widdle eyes roll around in his widdle head.]

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 25 January 2021, 06:45:22
All right, who gave Wombat Wombat-Nip, again?

Achoo?!?!!1!11!! Did you have something to do with this?

[ Wombat's hand rolls of his widdle, still beating chest, and procures a singed paper that is revealed as a bill of larder ]

[ Said bill of larder, while singed badly, could be seen, with some difficulty, made out to Achoo for the Chili Inferno IIC8 drum. ]

[ Wombat gives a last widdle burp, rolls over on his widdle tummy and starts ]

SSNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGGG

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: wolfgar on 29 January 2021, 18:51:54
pokes his head in and looks around.

Hey guys, is it safe to come back? i noticed that the bar was closed, was that due to covid?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 29 January 2021, 19:25:03
(Radio cracks to life)
<<Naaah. The Wombat and Mighty sneaky Achoo been delivering some potent payback to one another. Who fires SubCapital weapons at a Bar?? What? Oh sorry wolfgar, Dropship changing orbits. Keep your head down!>>
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 January 2021, 10:27:57
Need I remind everyone her that I am ACHOO, Mood-Shifting Master Of Whatever It Is That I Am Master Of!..................................................................I do, don't I.......................................................I guess I need to remind everyone that my word is LAW! LAW I tell you........................................................................Ritzenratfritzenfratzenrotteningrates!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 30 January 2021, 17:42:01
(Radio cracks to life)
<<Says the Achoo who be in a bomb shelter in a crater that once was a bar.>>

[The old Mobile HQ Truck arrives that was converted into port-a-bar.]
 (https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/samurai-wombat-iic2/?action=dlattach;attach=61815)
<<Hopefully things will finish up so i can land this stupid DropShip...drinks up here are running low.>>>
[Wrangler kills transmission]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 30 January 2021, 19:20:43
My ' Baby ', needs a new tuneup...

* Truetanker waddles his custom 200 ton, Colossal-class Super Heavy Tripod Batlemech onto the scene. *

( Yes, I've created a monster... currently she's unarmoured, unequipped, 1/2 MP shambler, with 138.5 tons unused ' Pod Space ', fully articulated. )

TT

( Asking for suggestions in a fun way, not wanting designs, that's my job. The hairier the better. )
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 February 2021, 17:24:56
Hmmmmm, need to go get some munchies and a pizza or something............................................................Hehehehehehehehehehehe.....................................................................I feel the need for speed!................................................................................................. [Achoo speeds past Truetanker's Reeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllyyyyy slow toy in his metallic blue Savannah Master IIC at over 260 kph]

WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 01 February 2021, 19:12:17
[Wrangler hears buzz pasting the oversized drilling wannabe machine. He looks out window off the mobile bar to witness the Achoo's hovercraft slam through one of the wreck building's walls with poof smoke.]

Hey! Watch out for that.....oh ahh nevermind. 
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2021, 21:10:00
Ow............................................well, the fourth wall is useful sometimes.......................................stupid building! Who put it there...........................................................that was a perfectly good stolen hovercraft!.........................................................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 03 February 2021, 21:41:07
* TT waddles over and picks up the flatten pancake that was a Savannah Master IIC. *

Now what to do?  ;D

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 03 February 2021, 22:24:51
(Wrangler sips his brew reading his Merc unit's potential contracts as they been bitchin again about lack of jobs.  He again hears racket outside.)

(He then looks out to see truetaker use one his Superheavy OmniTripods arms extend it's skillet and flips Achoo's flatten pancake Savannah Master IIC upside with it.)

This place is so weird sometimes....

(Then he watches as flipped Savanah Master IIC dropped on the ground infront of the building and truetanker steps on it to make un-nerving "SPLAT!" noise.)
(He can hear over radio truetanker saying "Oops".)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 03 February 2021, 22:53:50
"Oops"

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 February 2021, 00:03:06
hehehehehehehe................................................Oops..................................Operational Oversight Possible Serious.....................................crap. Still need to get munchies and pizza............................and beer...........................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 13 February 2021, 22:02:06
[Several Weeks later......]

(Achoo arrives at the semi-rebuilt bar in armored wheel chair with his entire body in a body cast now covered with badly done blue Wombat graffiti.)

Truetanker....really step in it this time...i meant you i guess.  Eeesh.

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 February 2021, 07:36:12
hehehehehehehehehehe............................................Just slip out of my camouflage.....................................sneak............................................sneak.........................................................lurk......................................................back to my hidey hole.......................................................oh, beer nuts................................ah, beer!..................................brats! I lovesess brats!............................................sweet! Cookies!.....................................I love the dark side of the farce, er, force
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 February 2021, 21:01:56
Chile Inferno IIC fixes anything that ails you. . .or at least makes you forget about it for a bit.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 February 2021, 18:06:17
Uhhhhhhm.......................................Chili Inferno........................................Need to call a hazmat team...............................I hate filling out the environmental impact statements for Chili Inferno.................................but it is better than filling out the impact statements after Wombat gets ahold of the Chili Inferno and takes of FATO stype [fart assisted take off] and impacts with something............well, often a lot of somethings.................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 February 2021, 00:31:35
With the number of insurance claims you have to file, you should be used to paperwork.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 February 2021, 06:19:27
ACME Insurance has gone back ti quintuplicate forms with carbon paper.....................................It may be easier just to call in an orbital strike on ACME Insurance..............................or let the gravitational weight of all the paperwork create a collapsar......................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 22 February 2021, 08:56:45
It would not be the first time orbital bombardment was used.  I think Achoo's Bar & Lounge destruction/rebuilding payouts have bankrupted numerous insurance companies.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 February 2021, 18:16:40
Hehehehehehehehehehe ..................................................... mostly Wombat's fault ........................................and a lot of the other lunatics who have been hanging around for decades looking for something to destroy ..............................................MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 February 2021, 20:21:10
Hey now, I don't go looking for stuff to destroy.  It just happens.
and what's all this about decades?  *BoP looks at rust on his chassis*
oh. . .oh my.  Perhaps it's time for me to replace myself, and you know there's only one way that can be accomplished.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 24 February 2021, 20:31:01
* Truetanker waddles, hopefully, out of the way for the expected explosion *

" You can proceed BoP! "

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 25 February 2021, 06:39:44
*EXPLOSIONS*

What hell...

(Wrangler peeks out side the Mobile Temporary Bar & Lounge watching the BoP go POP) knocking down truetanker.  Slightly confused Truetanker grabs old newly departed BoP's head and puts it on as well as left arm.)

Well i guess thats not going be fun when someone ids which one he is.  ???
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 March 2021, 13:56:37
Was that a not Earth shattering "KABOOM"?

Really. I heard something that resembled a pitiful "POP"

Oh well. Back to my very important nap....................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 01 March 2021, 19:02:02
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/marvin-the-martian-kaboom-gif-3.gif)

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 March 2021, 05:29:38
*After a thud outside, BoP attempts to stroll inside epically framed by the burning drop pod, but trips on a step instead.*

Ah, all clean and shiny again.
So, if anyone needs any Illudium Pu37 Space Modulators, I might be able to find one
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 March 2021, 07:36:52
Ah....lets have less booms and more booze.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 March 2021, 16:11:55
OK, ready? (Oh, ya.) (ya..ya, etc.)
Well, quit tunin' your tuba!

I know you've ofter vondered vot der Svedens do fer fun
You think we make dose movies vere dey show der lotsa buns
You think we have dose nudie girls that's really ouder sight
But it's so cold in Sveden that their **** would get frostbite
So we vatch de American movies; we vatch them all day long
Dose vesterns vith their cowpokes dat sing dose silly songs
So we make our own vestern, but all we have is goats
We don't have no heifer cows, so we have to be goatpokes

Yump up on my horsie and my butt it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs

Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yayyyyy
I don't know why ve yell dis, but ve yell it all der day
Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yeeeeee
Riding on those horsies wants to make you take a rest

Yumpin' yiminy
Yumpin' yiminy

"Hey, Sven. Vere ya goin dere, goatpoke?"
"I really dunno, but I'm goin' anyvay!"

We start to make de movie; we decide to rob der bank
But ve forget to use the bullets they call blanks
So ven the shooting started, the actors dropped like flies
We had to cut the movie short 'cause no one did survive
So I became the actor and I was really tough
Until I lifted Gertrude; I got a hernia
So yump up on my horsie; it really was a fuss
Instead of wearing a gun belt, I had to wear a truss

Yump up on my horsie and my groin it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs

Ya! Dat vas really good! Ya, ya!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 04 March 2021, 20:57:44
(https://img.ibxk.com.br/2017/05/11/11113327083116.gif)

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 March 2021, 04:02:51
Who dat spanking da melons?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 06 March 2021, 23:29:37
You mean you don't know the amazing Super-Iron Chef, the world renown famous foreign cuisine entrepreneur and former Head Souse to Gordon Ramsey?

Here's his premier cooking show shortcut : (https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=swedish+chef+vs+gordon+ramsay+youtube&docid=608052319882607158&mid=CC6297FB63050143E86FCC6297FB63050143E86F&view=detail&FORM=VIRE)

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 07 March 2021, 11:22:07
omg....Achoo been hiding in that dark hole of his ...way too long.  :o  He must been thrown into this future before the Muppet show happened.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: wolfgar on 07 March 2021, 12:42:29
or the past before it happened
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 March 2021, 06:16:47
I am not hiding in my dark hole.


I am lurking

I am planning

I am eating sammiches

I am drinking beer

I am watching anime

I am being antisocial in a socially almost acceptable manner

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 08 March 2021, 09:30:32
Sorry, i have hard time believing you have reverted to the Dark Pink Crusader  ;D
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 08 March 2021, 22:10:04
He's a lonely old fart who misses his fuzzy-wuzzy blue Pet O' Doom!

TT

EDIT:

Look, I got a cute photo of the kiddo right here!

(https://www.disneyclips.com/images/images/stitch25.png)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 March 2021, 00:34:57
Ahhhhhhhhh! Kill it a lot!

KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 10 March 2021, 07:47:48
[Wrangler sitting on his bar stool looks to his left and see huge burn marks in the once rebuilt vinyl proxy wood floors from recently slammed tiny door which Achoo hides/snoozes in.]

Well, that's going leave a mark.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 March 2021, 05:04:38
That's OK, the wall behind you has a lot of holes in it from the eight shots from my trusty 4 gauge double barreled pump action shotgun, with kung fu killer grip. Sadly, though, I missed.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 17 March 2021, 22:04:36
[Wrangler listening to the wall]

Not sure, but I think you miss someone.  I hear moaning coming from back there.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 March 2021, 05:23:14
It think you have issues syntax. Indecipherable you mostly are.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 March 2021, 10:38:56
Sounding like Yoda you are now
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 18 March 2021, 11:39:55
[Hear the Ferret guy die after the ParaMedic smash through the backwall where he and late poker buddies were playing]

Well, that was that.  Achoo, mass murder of background characters.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 March 2021, 15:11:17
Taaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggeeeeeeeeetttttttt practice they are. Expendable they are! In their contract it is.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 20 March 2021, 21:42:22
Wow those contracts details must be buried DEEP to miss that part of it.

Quote from: Achoo Contract of Employment
By signing this article of employment you are here by required when the appropriate time is chosen to die. 
All worldly possession will there for revert to the ownership of Mr. Achoo and all wages unspent recollected for reparations to him.

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 March 2021, 09:12:39
Microprinting it is, hard to read it is, but there it is.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 21 March 2021, 09:58:22
(Swirl blue fur lurking on corner of the bar and turns out to be the form of the Wombat.  Having heard magical words of "Trap Door" and "Testing".  He then yanks a lever marked "Do Not Pull!" since he can't read.  He then hears...]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....whyyyyyyyy?!!?!?!?!??

(Wombat looks at the handle he just pulled as it quickly goes back to place.  He then shrugs and snatches recently abandoned Bar pretzels possibly owned by the recently departed Achoo and slithers off for wallets to back for himself.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 March 2021, 01:11:28
Another pseudo Wombat attack that was. Still trapped in the Capellan Confederation Wombat is. Feel sorry for the Capellans I do. Brought it upon themselves they did. Wahahaha. Need another stunt double I do!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 26 March 2021, 10:02:19
Need another stunt double I do!

* Dresses up Wrangler in a blue fur suit...

Found one!

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 26 March 2021, 10:32:48
(Rips off the false Wombat suit.) HEY NOW.  I'm not a FURRY. 

(Throws on with super glue suit puts on truetanker with pink bow) 

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 28 March 2021, 19:53:56
* calls in an Arrow Inferno strike on his position...

TT: Frail... ( laughs )

* Watches as everything starts to either melt or catch on fire...

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 28 March 2021, 20:37:29
(Wrangler glaces as he watches what's left of truetanker mumble to himself about a Arrow strike as bouncers had thrown the mechanical Black Knight spray painted white out the door of the bunker/bar.)

{{{{{{EXPLOSION!!}}}}}}

(As blast doors closed just in time having yet another body of truetanker get exploded by weird oddity of Achoonaluna.)

Man there going send another one those weird truetanker clones again.  Hope they defrag his memory banks or whatever it is he uses as noggin.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 March 2021, 21:10:29
*BoP nonchalantly sips his drink*
Oh, is it Tuesday again already?  Time to burn the bar down?
I'll have you know I am fireproof.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 March 2021, 23:55:25
[Deep in Achoo's hidey hole sounds of spring cleaning, vacuuming, the occasional string of cursing, intermittent "Mwahahahaha's" and riviting, sawing, hammering, a scream of pain and cursing, more hammering and finally a triumphant "Ta da!" can be heard just before a hole opens up in the floor and launches a rather large can of garbage Long Tom styles towards a parked 'Mech four klicks away. Unfortunately the hole that opened up in the floor was under BoP's chair, launching him rather far away. The hole quickly closes up and further riviting and hammering noises come from the hidey hole along with another "Mwahahahahaha" as Achoo seals up the hole.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 05 April 2021, 06:20:32
[Wrangler looks to the floor that just has closed up.  Then looks up as the entire roof of the Bar sliding back to close as he faintly hears BirdofPrey yell curses before being silenced into heap of Borg parts on the in the parking lot.  He leans back slightly, to peer through the tinted windows of the Bar to notice where the trashcan ammo round from the Long Tom stuck.]

That's a lot of effort call someone's mech trash by firing on it.

[He than pulls is Comm, calls for mobile cleaner truck clean up mess made by Achoo's efforts trashup his Thunderhawk Assault 'Mech.]


Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 April 2021, 10:24:50
It's the only way to be sure ......................... I mean the garbage trucks don't even show up anymore because of what Wombat did to them .......... the horror! It was terrible .......................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 26 April 2021, 10:30:13
[Wrangler peeks out the Bar window as CleanUp Wagon(R) shows up and begins clean up of his Thunderhawk while, training the gun turret on would-be hooligans'. Casually shooting up some wanna-be Blakists.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 April 2021, 02:43:54
Just watch out for the Word Of Bunny Album Venatores. They hunt hunters. Hehehehehehehe
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 15 May 2021, 20:03:57
Wrangler . . o O (pictures in his mind of Cyborg bunnies hopping around with mechanical jump legs using stolen Clan Micro-Lasers on wobbie victims.)

Ah....thanks for the heads up.  [Wrangler starts looking up on his noteputer good Wabbit Hunters with Anti-Mech guns.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 May 2021, 01:38:10
Let's see .......... it has been a long time since I said these lines ............. If I remember right .....

Long ago in a distant thread, I, Achoo, the shape-shifting Mood of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil!

We will not speak of that right now.

But a foolish samurai Wombat wielding a magic marker stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final anvil struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future thread, where my evil is law!

Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Achoo!

I think that was how it went.................
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 17 May 2021, 06:06:49
Hmmmm.....his cousin aside, there no sign of Wombat.  So he still on his way to the future and hasn't gotten there yet.

Soo......when will the future be now?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 May 2021, 22:41:49
Later
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 28 May 2021, 23:55:31
From FB :

 ' Is this the Mech life? Is this just fantasy?
   Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
   Open your eyes, look up to the stars and see
   I'm just poor boy, I'm from the periphery

   Because I've C-Bills come, C-Bills go, little high, little low
   Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me

   To me...

   Wombat just killed a man
   Put a gun against Achoo's head, pulled his trigger, now he's asleep
   Wombat, life had just begun
   But now he's gone and thrown it all away

   Wombat, ooh didn't mean to make Achoo cry
   If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
   Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

   Too late, the Jihad has come
   Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
   Goodbye everybody I've got to go
   Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
   Manei Domini, ooh  ( Any where the implants show )
   I don't wanna die
   I sometimes wish I was never born at all

   I see a little silhouette of a Mech... Got a Gauss, got a Gauss..
   He can blow me away now... Thunderbolts shoot lightening,
   Very very frightening me.....

   Oh House Kurita, oh House Kurita,
   Oh House Kurita, House Kurita,
   Oh House Kurita
       Wombat Samurai!

  I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family!
  He's just a poor boy from the periphery!
  Spare in his life from this Blake Society!
  C-Bills come, C-Bills Go. Will you pay me?

  Bertram Habeas! No we will not pay you
  ( Pay him now ) Bertram Habeas! We will not pay you
  ( Pay him now ) Bertram Habeas! We will not pay you
  ( Pay him now ) We will not pay you
  ( Pay him now ) We will not pay you
  ( Never, never, never, never pay you ) Ah
  No, no, no, no, no, no, no

  Oh, Wombat mia, Wombat mia, Achoo a pee ah, fig-a-row

  So you think you can Devlin Stone me and spit in my eye?
  So you think you can destroy Gibson and leave me to die?
  Oh baby, cant do this to me, baby!
  Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta the Inner Sphere

  (Ooh)
  (Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah)
  Nothing really matters, anyone can see
  Nothing really matters
  Nothing really cybers, but me
  Anywhere the implants show

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 29 May 2021, 07:21:28
(Wrangler bonks the jukebox.)
Damn thing spout random tunes for the truetanker record-mindbreaking company.
(Wrangler fumbles with the controls to play BirdofPrey was ran over by Reindeer Assault OmniMech)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 May 2021, 16:25:42
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 30 May 2021, 21:04:27

Batchall yeah.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Tonight I'll trial to give it all to you
In the darkness
There's so much I want to do
And tonight I'll trial to lay it at your feet
Cause geneparent, I was made form you

And geneparent, you were made for this
I was made for Trialin' you baby
You were made for Trailin' me
And I can't get enough of nathaculor baby

Can you get enough of me
Tonight I want to see it in your eyes
Feel the magic
There's something that drives me wild
And tonight we're gonna make it all come true
Cause Grand Melee, you were made for me

And batchall I was made for you
I was made for Trailin' you baby
You were made for Trailin' me
And I can't get enough of nathaculor baby

Can you get enough of me
I was made for Trailin' you baby
You were made for Trailin' me
And I can give it all to you baby

Can you give it all to me
Oh, can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough

I was made for Trialin' you baby
You were made for Trialin' me
And I can't get enough of nathaculor baby
Can you get enough of me
Oh, I was made, you were made
I can't get enough
No, I can't get enough
I was made for Trialin' you baby
You were made for Trialin' me
And I can't get enough of nathaculor baby
Can you get enough of me, Quineg

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 30 May 2021, 21:33:45
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure
By golly, it's clean clear to Terra, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Merchant pullin' a Dropper full of logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We was headin' for Luthien on I one-oh
'Bout a five jump outta Silkeborg
I says, Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down

'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this jumpin' convoy
Across the galaxy
Convoy

Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the duck (convoy)
And, uh, you wanna back off them hogs?
Uh, 10-4, 'bout two jumps or so, ten, roger
Them hogs is gettin' intense up here

By the time we got into Tarazed
We had eighty-five Droppers in all
But there's a roadblock up on Cyrenacia
And them Bears was wall-to-wall
Yeah, them Smokeys as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a Raven in the air
I says, callin' all jumpers, this here's the duck
We about to go a-huntin' Clan

'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this jumpin' convoy
Across the galaxy
Convoy

Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? (Convoy)
Negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well, we rolled up Interlane 44
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chatham
Them Bears was a-gettin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Strana Mechty garrison
There's armored cars, and Mechs, and Battle Armor
And Droppers of every size
Yeah, them Chicken Coops was full'a Falcons
And Aeros filled the skies
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' Samurai
And eleven long-haired friends a' Kurita
In a chartreuse microbus ( Nekohono'o (https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Nekohono%27o) )

Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come on there
Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster?
Listen, you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with Clans
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says, Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says let them Jumpers roll, 10-4

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this jumpin' convoy
Across the galaxy

Convoy
Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your 20? (Convoy)
Omagh?
Well, they oughtta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure
Well, mercy sakes
(Convoy)
Good buddy,
We gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off yer glass
And the Clans off yer ... tail
We'll catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone, bye-bye

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 June 2021, 20:06:33
[Deep, deep, deep in the hidey hole of Achoo screams can be heard, along with the occasional gunshot. More screams. More gunshots. Maniacal laughter. More screams. More gunshots. More maniacal laughter. Automatic weapons fire followed by an explosion. More screams. More gunshots. One of the concealed doors into the hidey hole opens up and a Woozel tries to scramble out, followed by prolonged stream of burning napalm.]

I hate sales woozles. They are nothing but low down, double dealing, back stabbing, larcenous, perverted vermin! Hanging's too good for them! Burning's too good for them! They should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 04 June 2021, 20:24:25
Here I thought they were reformed prisoners making Maple Syrup in their Vermont Prison.  Must been prisoner escape.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 June 2021, 14:28:30
There is no such thing as a reformed prisoner from Vermont prisons. Vermont is a "lost world" turned penal colony run by the French Inquisition [kind of like the Spanish Inquisition but with powdered wigs, floppish clothing and an immense ego. Oh, and croissants, locally produced cheeses, overpriced pretentious chocolates, funnel cakes covered with maple syrup, omelets covered in maple syrup, some weird vegetable called a fiddlehead, maple creemee soft serve ice cream [which I admit is pretty good], lots of lamb and deer meat dishes [some covered in maple syrup], greek salad lamb burgers, apple cider donuts covered in maple syrup, snow and cider donuts covered in sugar and maple syrup [yes, that is a thing] and maple pancakes with maple ice cream ala-mode covered in maple syrup with a side of maple flavored venison sausages also covered with maple syrup with a warm glass of maple milk.] No prisoner ever sent that has wanted to escape. Sure, the French Inquisition is obnoxious foppish pricks but the food is awesome.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 09 June 2021, 16:50:18
Yet you never expect them either.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 June 2021, 22:44:39
You can smell them coming because of their cheap cologne. Also they complain. A lot.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 10 June 2021, 05:36:57
Yikes. I hate nags.  I will have call one my  boys who has the Piranha with machine guns sweep area of those bitchin buffoons.


Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 June 2021, 15:43:56
Shoot them a few more times for the Knights Templar and Joan of Arc.