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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #30 on: 21 August 2019, 16:33:09 »
A myth is a female moth. Next!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #31 on: 22 August 2019, 10:02:38 »
Well, we know Wombat not a myth...(is he/she?  Wombat seems to always out fox Achoo and slip away without being caught.)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #32 on: 22 August 2019, 11:23:22 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 22 August 2019, 10:02:38
Well, we know Wombat not a myth...(is he/she?  Wombat seems to always outfox Achoo and slip away without being caught.)

Don't you mean "out-Wombat" Achoo? I mean, Wombat is a wombat, not a fox......

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #33 on: 25 August 2019, 09:26:07 »
Quote from: trboturtle link=topic=65931.msg1539344#msg1539344

(who hope said Wombat is not in real trouble somewhere...)
(hopefully not as bad as this.)


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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #34 on: 04 September 2019, 21:05:19 »
I have no pity for them. They let Wombat in.  ::)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #35 on: 05 September 2019, 07:00:14 »
Weren't you the one who sabotage (Cough!) fixed a Jumpship and threw Wombat into a deluxe freight box on the Dropship with a delightful "Take care of my dear friend" card?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #36 on: 07 September 2019, 15:06:16 »
Nu Uh! I didn't throw Wombat anywhere. I just left the crate open with a trail of blue urinal cakes leading to the trap, er, crate...….
And sabotage was never proven......
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #37 on: 10 September 2019, 14:55:19 »
Denial is first sign of guilt. There proof sign of guilt.

Also, the photo evidence.  (A projector pops out of the bar revealing video footage of Achoo UPSing Wombat.)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #38 on: 10 September 2019, 22:24:05 »
First, Denial is a river in Egypt.

Second, photoshopped. Besides, I don't use UPS.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #39 on: 11 September 2019, 05:54:58 »
Wait, wait, wait.  You don't want to prove that YOU out Wombat the WOMBAT????

WOW!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #40 on: 11 September 2019, 20:20:49 »
I would rather out Achoo Achoo.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #41 on: 12 September 2019, 07:53:30 »
Thats not easy to do to Achoo.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #42 on: 16 September 2019, 19:28:45 »
I don't do things the easy way!




Literally. I don't. Not sure I know how.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #43 on: 17 September 2019, 06:33:01 »
So you aimlessly get into misadventures and end up being successful in your endeavors?

 :) . . o o O O (Not like i don't end up doing that with my Merc Company...but still)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #44 on: 17 September 2019, 07:30:39 »
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I don't do things the easy way!




Literally. I don't. Not sure I know how.
It's easy. Just push the BIG REDPINK BUTTON
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #45 on: 17 September 2019, 16:34:06 »
I did. Wombat turned around and hit me with a mallet!  8)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #46 on: 17 September 2019, 17:36:04 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 September 2019, 16:34:06
I did. Wombat turned around and hit me with a mallet!  8)
Obviously you got the raw deal, since YOU got sent into the future and Wombat ended up in the Capellan Confederation blowing stuff after being king or something.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #47 on: 18 September 2019, 23:41:53 »
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #48 on: 19 September 2019, 03:31:45 »
"Wait...I have laser beam eyes?"

[Wombat blinks a few times and looks around. Nothing happens. Wombat shrugs and starts digging in his pouch. After pulling out a few ink pens, half-an-apple tree, and a few gnawed on car bumpers, he finds a small handheld mirror. Wombat looks at the mirror for a few moments before an azure beam shoots out of his eyes, ricochets off the mirror, and flies backwards into a seven-meter thick steel entrapment wall protecting some thermal grenades someone so carelessly left sitting there.]

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"Nope. I don't think I have any laser eye beams. Hey who's hungry? I was thinking of some Chinese?"
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #49 on: 19 September 2019, 06:46:40 »
Chinese?  When it smells like barbecue in here?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #50 on: 19 September 2019, 10:24:29 »
I think the those ferret drinkers in corner took the azure eye beam shot.

(looks sees smoke from table remains as the Ferrets have turned into Chinese BBQ meals with loose change about them)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #51 on: 19 September 2019, 16:03:20 »
[Achoo staggers past kind of blackened and still smoking slightly]

OK, when did Wombat escape?  :o

THUD!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #52 on: 19 September 2019, 22:29:37 »
"Just remember, it's not Capellan Chinese food unless you can use AC/2 launchers as make-shift chopsticks."
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #53 on: 22 September 2019, 20:20:33 »
AC/2 launchers? What kind of weapon system uses AC/2 autocannons as missiles?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #54 on: 23 September 2019, 08:56:23 »
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AC/2 launchers? What kind of weapon system uses AC/2 autocannons as missiles?

The Blue Wombat AC/2 Missile Launchers of course.......

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #55 on: 23 September 2019, 11:13:57 »
They must be big missiles launching the autocannons in the air so they can fire from the long distances....it could happen.....who'd be crazy enough to do it?



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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #56 on: 23 September 2019, 18:06:25 »
We are safe from those things. If Clangacorp makes them they cannot even hit the broadside of a barn from the inside......unless our side is using them and the friendly fire rules are in effect. Then we are plinked by a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaly long range machinegun.   8)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #57 on: 23 September 2019, 19:19:35 »
You realize mechscaled weapons splatter people easily, specially in the open...

((On test grounds, many squirrels died in making of this weapon.)) *Splat *Splat *Splat!*
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #58 on: 23 September 2019, 19:21:53 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 23 September 2019, 19:19:35
You realize mechscaled weapons splatter people easily, specially in the open...

((On test grounds, many squirels died in making of this weapon.)) *Splat *Splat *Splat!*

That may explain the mass of Squirrels coming right at us.......

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #59 on: 24 September 2019, 22:03:24 »
Skwerls! Hide your nuts!
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