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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #870 on: 22 December 2017, 22:07:01 »
Clarke...why did you eat a Brewery?....  :o

*Wrangler watches Clarke fall over for bit....then turns to his newly dissembled Thunderhawk and begins annual calling of the multiple Astechs...*
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #871 on: 22 December 2017, 22:56:13 »
*BoP crosses parts and supplies off his Christmas list, but notes that Dropship fuel is still on there.*

Hmm, we might want to move the bar a few feet to the left.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #872 on: 23 December 2017, 14:06:34 »
Whee!!

Shiny new Tank, with a strange but ominous ticking sound in it! Eh, who cares.. SHINY NEW TANK!!!

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(PS) Gives Clarke an Atomic wedgie because he's still wearing that silly bowtie and scarf combo...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #873 on: 23 December 2017, 15:20:27 »
*Everyone watches truetanker start small fire on Clarke's noggin. Then happily runs to his giftwrapped tank in the parking lot.  When he opens the wrapping paper the tank turns out to be a T-12 Tiger tank that was rigged to explode with woopie pipe launchers  covering truetanker and knocking him on his butt.*

<<Wrangler hears the noises, looks outside see's truetanker on the ground...>>  What hell happened....
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #874 on: 23 December 2017, 16:25:52 »
Stupid RWR design....

Shoddy worksmanship ,Mopar'll fix it for some caps!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #875 on: 23 December 2017, 21:07:08 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 22 December 2017, 22:07:01
Clarke...why did you eat a Brewery?....  :o

*Wrangler watches Clarke fall over for bit....then turns to his newly dissembled Thunderhawk and begins annual calling of the multiple Astechs...*

You kidding?  I'm hungry enough to eat a horse. :D

Quote from: Wrangler on 23 December 2017, 15:20:27
*Everyone watches truetanker start small fire on Clarke's noggin. *

Well, I always wanted to cosplay a cartoon character.  Never thought it would be Rif the Trobbit. :D
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #876 on: 27 December 2017, 16:25:54 »
Quote from: truetanker on 23 December 2017, 16:25:52
Stupid RWR design....

Shoddy worksmanship ,Mopar'll fix it for some caps!

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I can fix anything
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #877 on: 28 December 2017, 08:26:25 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2017, 16:25:54
I can fix anything
Using C4 does not count.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #878 on: 28 December 2017, 15:31:10 »
Actually, C8 is the norm. He'll most likely use Pentaglycerine and charge double the cost for it. Since Pentaglycerine is 5x explosive and more expensive per gram vs. C8 kilo block. ( $150 per 200 gram - $50 per Kilo )

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #879 on: 28 December 2017, 16:00:36 »
No I do actually fix things with tools and so forth. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #880 on: 29 December 2017, 07:36:30 »
I thought explosives were considered tools in certain trades...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #881 on: 29 December 2017, 13:55:41 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 29 December 2017, 07:36:30
I thought explosives were considered tools in certain trades...

"Son, if dynamite was dangerous, you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me?" :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #882 on: 29 December 2017, 14:11:54 »
Quote from: ClarkeMarek on 29 December 2017, 13:55:41
"Son, if dynamite was dangerous, you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me?" :)

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<<Demonstrating his point, Cl;arkMarek begins to rub dynamite together like Boy Scout does to start a fire...resulting as entire crew running into the Clangluna [Rebuilt] Bar as Marek explodes in result of his efforts>>

That guy....he always a show off.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #883 on: 29 December 2017, 14:37:06 »
He has an explosive personality
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #884 on: 29 December 2017, 16:24:00 »
Well, I always wanted to go everywhere....:D
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #885 on: 29 December 2017, 21:16:54 »
Now i got wash Clarke out my hair...eww
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #886 on: 30 December 2017, 06:10:57 »
"Now pay attention, because I'm only going to do this once."
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #887 on: 30 December 2017, 12:22:47 »
Sorry... WHAT?!? Couldn't hear over that last part, too loud! Can you repeat that again? WHAT?!? Can't hear you, WHAT?!? Wait... lemme spell that for you...

* scribble scribble scratch scratch *

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units. ~ Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #888 on: 30 December 2017, 14:51:54 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 29 December 2017, 21:16:54
Now i got wash Clarke out my hair...eww

If you manage to do so successfully, don't tell anyone how you did it.  Some people are still trying to accomplish that. ;) :D :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #889 on: 30 December 2017, 22:29:30 »
*ALMOST ON CUE*

<<From behind the Clangluna bar, sudden the Wombat makes triumph return by jumping on top the bar table banishing a large firetruck hose, saying "Someone said wash!?!?*  Then blasts Wrangler across the bar floor with high pressure hose nearly knocking him out of his clothes.  Then he turns on truetanker and gives him long blast clearing out his ears and sends him sliding across the floor in the other direction.   During the blasting, BirdofPrey get's cause in the hosing of water rusting him solid while instructing everyone.  Finally, he fires his hose at ashes of ClarkeMarek causes him reconstucte into a person and then sends him flying across the room filled with strangely suds into stair cases leading to Achoo's lair.  He hops down being heard saying "Instant ClarkeMarek, just add water!">>
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #890 on: 01 January 2018, 13:02:26 »
Well that's a lot better than the time the Wombat used NairTM on the Clarke - that wasn't pretty
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #891 on: 01 January 2018, 16:27:02 »
Dare I ask what is NairTM ?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #892 on: 02 January 2018, 13:10:29 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 01 January 2018, 16:27:02
Dare I ask what is NairTM ?

NairTM is a hair removal product. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #893 on: 02 January 2018, 14:46:41 »
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #894 on: 02 January 2018, 16:12:55 »
Well, I'm glad for small favors then of missing that blessing of a event.

Hmm, i keep hearing crashing. Does Achoo's lair connected Clangluna go down deep? Marek hasn't come up since sliding down the stairs.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #895 on: 02 January 2018, 16:41:50 »
Well we keep the alligators down there
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #896 on: 02 January 2018, 16:45:21 »
Thought that was the Weasel Graveyard...

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units. ~ Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #897 on: 02 January 2018, 16:47:24 »
Quote from: truetanker on 02 January 2018, 16:45:21
Thought that was the Weasel Graveyard...

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #898 on: 03 January 2018, 00:51:16 »
If it's not friggen sharks with friggen lazer beams on their heads, I don't care.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #899 on: 03 January 2018, 11:31:50 »
Quote from: BirdofPrey on 03 January 2018, 00:51:16
If it's not friggen sharks with friggen lazer beams on their heads, I don't care.
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