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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #840 on: 26 November 2017, 19:01:27 »
Sounds like a Gas Monkey or Counting Cars TV series.

Didn't they already have a Pimp my Mopar show on?

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #841 on: 27 November 2017, 07:26:54 »
Sounds like a Gas Monkey or Counting Cars TV series.

Didn't they already have a Pimp my Mopar show on?

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So your proposing a show where bunch of mechanically challenged Ferrets grabs MoparMessiah and remodels him?  ???
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #842 on: 27 November 2017, 07:29:44 »
Yep, using BoP Industries pyrotechnic parts!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #843 on: 27 November 2017, 12:08:42 »
I in no way need to be remodeled


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #844 on: 27 November 2017, 16:43:01 »
Oh, come on don't be shy. I'm sure spruce up will do ya good.  }:)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #845 on: 27 November 2017, 16:56:05 »
Nothing exercise and starvation can't fix

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #846 on: 27 November 2017, 20:01:30 »
Nothing exercise and starvation can't fix

Wait, i thought you were mechanical. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #847 on: 28 November 2017, 14:06:21 »
Wait, i thought you were mechanical.

Mechanical Engineer.  Does that count?

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #848 on: 28 November 2017, 21:43:00 »
So how many pencils a day do you go through on average?

Cups of Coffee or Tea?

Donuts?

 :D
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #849 on: 29 November 2017, 13:03:37 »
So how many pencils a day do you go through on average?

Cups of Coffee or Tea?

Donuts?

 :D
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I don't like pencils

I don't drink coffee

I really only drink tea while in China - one cup at breakfast

I am not fond of donuts

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #850 on: 01 December 2017, 20:01:35 »
I don't like pencils

I don't drink coffee

I really only drink tea while in China - one cup at breakfast

I am not fond of donuts
Or Teacher's dirty looks?

Speaking of dirty looks.  A Achoo hasn't been giving us any.  Did he fall asleep on his throne again?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #851 on: 02 December 2017, 13:33:52 »
This time of year he might need to work extra hours and requires more naps

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #852 on: 07 December 2017, 17:10:34 »
*sticks magmount antenna into thread*

*sticks head into thread*

*sticks head into toilet*

Uh, is it me, or did we get flooded? :o
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #853 on: 07 December 2017, 17:51:54 »
I think you had a hull breech

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #854 on: 08 December 2017, 01:04:09 »
Oh dear. I've been haven't out, drinking I?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #855 on: 08 December 2017, 07:19:54 »
First of all your drinking regular lemonade....second of all there those parking tickets of double parking with FrankinMech of yours.  :))
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #856 on: 08 December 2017, 12:01:40 »
When Clarke drinks he starts to talk like Yoda

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #857 on: 09 December 2017, 00:28:34 »
First of all your drinking regular lemonade....second of all there those parking tickets of double parking with FrankinMech of yours.  :))

Well, I'm not well for liquoring known very my holding.


When Clarke drinks he starts to talk like Yoda

You down several after see beers me should I.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #858 on: 09 December 2017, 10:51:26 »
He sounds more of the Starfire from the Teen Titans Go!, than Yoda.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #859 on: 09 December 2017, 11:55:52 »
He sounds more of the Starfire from the Teen Titans Go!, than Yoda.

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You trying to break the internet with ClarkeMarek wearing skimmpy girl's superhero costume???
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #860 on: 09 December 2017, 12:26:59 »
*looks down*

bops!  rorb.

*slinks off*

*changes clothes*

*walks back wearing slacks, shirt, suspenders, bowtie, and a long scarf*
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #861 on: 09 December 2017, 15:23:35 »
My work is done....

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TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #862 on: 10 December 2017, 21:31:33 »
My eyes will never be the same

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #863 on: 10 December 2017, 22:33:16 »
I thought they were modular eyes? So their never the same.  ;D
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #864 on: 11 December 2017, 00:42:09 »
Well the do vary in shades of blue

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #865 on: 11 December 2017, 07:14:09 »
I guess no one knows what it's like
To be theBattletech man, to be the mopar car crazy man
Behind blue eyes

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #866 on: 11 December 2017, 13:50:03 »
LOL

I need to listen to more Who

5:15 is my favorite


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #867 on: 22 December 2017, 08:03:28 »
<<From the dark corners of the Clangluna meeting (bar) hall, the wombat slithers in shadows.  With toothy grin, he has an agenda on his mind.  To deliver Santa Wombat's xmas presents to the would-be victims (*cough*) good citizens of Clangluna.>>

*Sliding new shiny Tank for truetanker (with a ticking clock noise faintly heard inside.) into the parking alot with help for some union Ferrets between their union coffee breaks*

*Regifting a Mopar shaped car in another parking space for MoparMessiah, though it seems to same car that was already there.*

*Wrangler's Thunderhawk past years that was wrecked and fixed, is rendered into spare parts again as gift of "spares".*

*Wombat slips large brewery shaped box for ClarkeMarek, thou it seems to be sizzling for some reason.*

*For Achoo, who seems to have fallen asleep in his chair, Wombat takes great pains to decorate him like a Xmas tree with lights..that causally zap him every so often as they flash.*

*With some help his his Xmas Ferret helpers, Wombat delivers new shiny Clangluna electronics to BirdofPrey!*

<<Seeing he done good and writes the large bill to one and all, especially BirdofPrey, since he see blew up some Ferret's towtruck sometime in the past.  Wombat borrows BirdofPrey's DropShip and launches out of site!>>
 

 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #868 on: 22 December 2017, 11:24:07 »
Happy to report that I was a able to send a care package to the Clang-a-Wife in the name of the Emperor. 

Long Live the Emperor. 

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #869 on: 22 December 2017, 20:05:00 »
Happy to report that I was a able to send a care package to the Clang-a-Wife in the name of the Emperor. 

Long Live the Emperor.
 

Excellent! :)

*looks over*

*sees Wombat left present*

Oh goodie! :)

*opens box*

*consumes contents*

*froth appears around mouth*
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