cold1: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "ilClan".
[Everyone gasps]
Site admin: You're only making it worse for yourself!
cold1: Making it worse? How can it be worse? IlClan! ilClan! ilClan!
Site admin: I'm warning you! If you say "ilClan" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Forumites: He did! He did! (suddenly obscuring their IPs) He! He did! He!
Site admin: Was it you?
Random Forumite: Yes.
Site admin: Right...
Random Forumite: Well you did say "ilClan. "
[Other forumites throws rocks at the luckless forumite]
Site admin: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "ilClan. "
[Crowd stones the Site admin ...]