Author Topic: Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman? And other dumb questions. (Read 30628 times)

Bowman · « **on:** 21 April 2011, 20:47:32 »

Okay, I saw this question on the web halfway through this link ( http://brosome.com/probably-the-funniest-yahoo-answers-fails/ ) and thought, what other stupid but funny questions are out there for our amusement?

The guidelines are:
1. Try to answer the last poster's question.

2. Post your own question.

3. Neither of the above are hard fast rules, just a way to steer the thread.

So here goes: Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman?

Daemonknight228 · « **Reply #1 on:** 21 April 2011, 20:54:12 »

Yes, he is the Man of Steel, not the Man of Cortosis-Laced Steel.

Could /b/ really defeat Skynet?(THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES! Lol)

StoneRhino · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 April 2011, 22:05:50 »

Quote from: Daemonknight228 on 21 April 2011, 20:54:12

Yes, he is the Man of Steel, not the Man of Cortosis-Laced Steel.

Could /b/ really defeat Skynet?(THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES! Lol)

Yes in a sense, the perversion of the nooks and crannies can neutralize the threat of skynet for as long as there are new nooks and crannies being defiled at a rate greater then skynet can bore of them. We'll just keep making more and introduce various spreads and delicious bread combinations for skynet to get its toast on. Our current state of survival is proof. Skynet's neutralization due to our perversion proves it is in fact survival of the sickest! [drool]

what kind of mayhem would be unleashed if R2D2 was wired into an Urbanmech?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 April 2011, 22:17:22 »

very little, unless C3PO was wired into a Wyvern to keep him company

Daemonknight228 · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 April 2011, 22:29:14 »

Follow up question: could ComStar have unlocked a datavault that contained /b/, and therefore started the Schism? Thus, was /b/ responsible for the Jihad??

Imagine all those crazy cyborg ninjas running around the IS looking for rare and exotic types of bread, jams and jelly. [AAAH] [AAAH] [AAAH]

Atlas3060 · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 April 2011, 01:40:40 »

Yes, in fact the Jihad when decrypted is basically one long moment of "You Dun Goofed".

My question:
Would ALF have been hunted down by the Nova Cats?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 April 2011, 01:52:37 »

Yes, and they'd probably declare a Trial of Annihilation against his whole species in response to the animated series.

Question: would it be possible to mount a Somebody Else's Business generator on a Battlemech piloted by Morgan Kell and would it stack with the Phantom Mech effect?

Solarmech · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 April 2011, 03:39:40 »

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 22 April 2011, 01:52:37

Question: would it be possible to mount a Somebody Else's Business generator on a Battlemech piloted by Morgan Kell and would it stack with the Phantom Mech effect?

Yes, they are two different effects so they would stack. NOt only would you not pay attaention to Kell in his mech if you didn notice him you could not hit him. Short version YOUR SCREWED!

Question. How would Terminators do in a city fight against Battle Armor? sm

Phell · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 April 2011, 06:40:52 »

Assuming equal odds, I'd give it to the battle armour. Chain guns are great, Mortars, missiles, and lazers are better.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

Diamondshark · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 April 2011, 06:45:31 »

All of it.

Is Delvin Stone getting all his political policies from /b/?

Your Name Is · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 April 2011, 08:18:06 »

No. He gets some from a conclusive poll of Google results, as well.

Would a Space Marine Terminator be able to take out a CBT Battle Armor?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 April 2011, 09:50:10 »

No, because powered armor violates the dress codes of all the fancy restaurants and you absolutely cannot dance in it.

What would happen if the Master (Word of Blake) met the Master (Dr Who)?

generaldisaster · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 April 2011, 10:19:27 »

Quote from: Daemonknight228 on 21 April 2011, 22:29:14

Follow up question: could ComStar have unlocked a datavault that contained /b/, and therefore started the Schism? Thus, was /b/ responsible for the Jihad??

Imagine all those crazy cyborg ninjas running around the IS looking for rare and exotic types of bread, jams and jelly. [AAAH] [AAAH] [AAAH]

Those crazy /b/lakists!

The two would work together to create the Master (Fallout).

Which Battlemech would win in a 70's style disco dance-off?

Phell · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 April 2011, 14:06:30 »

Dasher prime

What would be the oucome of a fight between Stepehn Hawkins and R2-D2?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 April 2011, 14:50:04 »

Hawking, by virtue of R2 realizing he's not worthy.

Geth Vs Daleks Vs Borg, who wins?

M-Rex · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 April 2011, 15:17:15 »

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 22 April 2011, 14:50:04

Hawking, by virtue of R2 realizing he's not worthy.

Geth Vs Daleks Vs Borg, who wins?

Yes. Most assuredly, yes.

If I buy a monkey and teach it to cook, will my wife mow the lawn?

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 April 2011, 15:23:07 »

not unless she's the hot super-model type.

How would a battletech transformer stand up to a star wars transformer?

M-Rex · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 April 2011, 15:24:39 »

Quote from: PurpleDragon on 22 April 2011, 15:23:07

not unless she's the hot super-model type.

How would a battletech transformer stand up to a star wars transformer?

The monkey or my wife?

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 April 2011, 15:27:28 »

Quote from: M-Rex on 22 April 2011, 15:24:39

The monkey or my wife?

I was trying to be nice, but, obviously, you don't want me to be so,.... the wife!

M-Rex · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 April 2011, 15:29:12 »

Quote from: PurpleDragon on 22 April 2011, 15:27:28

I was trying to be nice, but, obviously, you don't want me to be so,.... the wife!

Hmm...well then, what if I marry the monkey?

Bowman · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 April 2011, 19:46:37 »

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Hmm...well then, what if I marry the monkey?

You will be the first human to marry a monkey. Congratulations!

Don't usurp the next question in line without answering it. :P

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How would a battletech transformer stand up to a star wars transformer?

It depends on the wattage output of said star wars transformer when entering the battletech transofrmer... ...oh you mean the robots, not the electrical equipment. (My Question) Dunno - Does the Star Wars Transformer carry enough fiat?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 April 2011, 21:32:56 »

Given that the Battletech Transformer's alternate form is a Fiat, no.

What would happen if the Clans tried to clone Kia Allard Liao?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 April 2011, 22:30:15 »

Christopher Lambert would appear to shout "There can be only one!"

If the Master planned the Jihad and all the events leading up to it, who gave him the business loan?

guardiandashi · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 April 2011, 22:32:26 »

the machine assigned to analyze his giftake would self destruct in awe of his awesomeness destroying his sample in the process.

how long would a fight between Star Trek Borg, and the Origional Battlestar Galactica Cylons last? and NBSG Cylons

doh this was in response to the Kai question

Phell · « **Reply #24 on:** 24 April 2011, 09:45:05 »

Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 22 April 2011, 22:30:15

Christopher Lambert would appear to shout "There can be only one!"

If the Master planned the Jihad and all the events leading up to it, who gave him the business loan?

His local credit union, he's got great credit.

What did the smurfs not in smurfettes graduating class do for prom night?

Ghostbear_Gurdel · « **Reply #25 on:** 24 April 2011, 10:10:35 »

Ever wonder why Gargamel hates the Smurfs so much? That is why.

How many Battlemechs does it take to beat Godzilla (1985 version)?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #26 on:** 24 April 2011, 11:20:01 »

All of them.

Where does the Thing of the Fantastic Four keep his wallet?

Phell · « **Reply #27 on:** 24 April 2011, 11:21:51 »

Would you want to push the issue of payment with him?

Where in the world is, Carmon Sandiego?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #28 on:** 24 April 2011, 11:45:23 »

Bystander: I saw her change all her money to rubles.

What would happen if a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fell into a wormhole and landed in the Warhammer 40K universe?

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #29 on:** 24 April 2011, 11:52:23 »

it would be either declared a holy relic and locked away never to be seen again or declared a product of heresy and destroyed

what would happen if WOB, the Borg, Cylons and Saberhagens Berserkers all joined forces