Author Topic: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues  (Read 23894 times)

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #150 on: 13 May 2017, 09:41:53 »
Wow! That is messed up! Even for you!
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #151 on: 14 May 2017, 11:25:26 »
WHAT?  No "Love Boat" torpedo?

I always knew Clang had thing for Gopher. 

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #152 on: 14 May 2017, 15:49:58 »
Gopher search engine really old.  Like 1990s....why would anyone use that thing?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #153 on: 14 May 2017, 15:54:44 »
WHAT?  No "Love Boat" torpedo?

I always knew Clang had thing for Gopher.

I liked that show back in the day and have a mutual non-aggression treaty with Fred Grandy.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #154 on: 15 May 2017, 19:12:40 »
I liked that show back in the day and have a mutual non-aggression treaty with Fred Grandy.

Oh soooo that's! what you are calling it now

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #155 on: 16 May 2017, 15:06:22 »
It's called "mature wisdom".   ;D


It';s also called being too damned tired to do anything about the problem.  8)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #156 on: 16 May 2017, 21:42:31 »
Laziness

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #157 on: 16 May 2017, 23:07:02 »
Using a jumper cables hooked up to a car could jump start someone from being lazy...
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #158 on: 16 May 2017, 23:50:43 »
And phosphorus grenades make great alarm clocks.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #159 on: 17 May 2017, 14:04:19 »
So do people going through a wood chipper

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #160 on: 18 May 2017, 00:02:03 »
So do people going through a wood chipper

Can you actually hear the screams over the sound of the wood chipper?  ???

I need to know about this before I invest in one.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #161 on: 18 May 2017, 12:23:40 »
Can you actually hear the screams over the sound of the wood chipper?  ???

I need to know about this before I invest in one.

You need to put a mic on them

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #162 on: 19 May 2017, 23:51:16 »
*sigh* The parking lot has gotten really wierd. Even for CBT.  ::)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #163 on: 20 May 2017, 09:17:44 »
How does Mopar know this stuff.... :-X
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #164 on: 20 May 2017, 09:46:25 »
How does Mopar know this stuff.... :-X

Wells messiahs tend to just know things thru Divine intervention. 
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #165 on: 21 May 2017, 22:26:52 »
Still doesn't explain Mopar. He is after all only a Mopar Massiah. His divinity is limited to Mopar.  :P
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #166 on: 22 May 2017, 05:24:26 »
Still doesn't explain Mopar. He is after all only a Mopar Massiah. His divinity is limited to Mopar.  :P
So he has a author's Fiat?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #167 on: 22 May 2017, 10:34:54 »
As long as it uses Mopar parts!  O0
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #168 on: 24 May 2017, 20:22:10 »
Still doesn't explain Mopar. He is after all only a Mopar Massiah. His divinity is limited to Mopar.  :P

Oh it's not limited to just Mopar.  My head has tons of useful and not so useful information in it. 

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #169 on: 25 May 2017, 00:24:48 »
Oh it's not limited to just Mopar.  My head has tons of useful and not so useful information in it.


Do you happen to know where I left my lunch bag back in 1983? I could have swore I left it in my locker between 2 and 3rd period classes.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #170 on: 28 May 2017, 00:36:48 »
[quickly stashes lunch bag marked "Clangador 1983" in some blue furry thing's pouch.]
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #171 on: 28 May 2017, 03:58:42 »


Do you happen to know where I left my lunch bag back in 1983? I could have swore I left it in my locker between 2 and 3rd period classes.

Just move on dude!

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #172 on: 29 May 2017, 16:43:08 »


Do you happen to know where I left my lunch bag back in 1983? I could have swore I left it in my locker between 2 and 3rd period classes.

You aye it along with the lunch of that handicap kid, Timmy

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #173 on: 30 May 2017, 05:52:56 »
For the love a.....I've had enough this.

*Wrangler grabs one of Clang-Corp's portable Time Machines (Warranty voided when sold) and press couple spacial coordinates Clangador's 1983 lunch.  Clad his hand in a Wombat-LIKE fur glove and puts his hand into the glowing aura of energy. With swift motion he pulls out lunch bag and then throws it at Clangador. However it appears that the bag was extra heavy and knocks Clangador flat on the floor!*

What heck did you put in that bag, an olive garden?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #174 on: 30 May 2017, 14:46:59 »
*Clang is smothered in 83,000 green olives*

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #175 on: 30 May 2017, 21:07:50 »
*And drowning with Ranch dressing......*
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #176 on: 31 May 2017, 00:51:00 »
if it's extra Clang won't spring for it

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #177 on: 31 May 2017, 13:20:45 »
Are you saying that his skates are cheap?  8)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #178 on: 02 June 2017, 00:14:00 »

***Clang eats his way out of the ginormous pile of ranch-covered olives to find his 1983 lunch bag in which he stashed 42 stone tablet fragments with his math homework on them.***

Yes I can finally turn this in to change my F- grade to a plain old F.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #179 on: 03 June 2017, 10:05:58 »
So you had a negative GPA  ;D

 

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