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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #180 on: 03 June 2017, 11:14:55 »
Doesn't he also do GTA?  He a pirate...
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #181 on: 05 June 2017, 09:22:42 »
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #182 on: 05 June 2017, 22:54:35 »
Generally Thoughtless ******?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #183 on: 05 June 2017, 22:57:13 »
So you had a negative GPA  ;D

It was a double negative GPA which, when multiplied by itself meant I graduated at the top of my class.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #184 on: 06 June 2017, 11:16:11 »
It was a double negative GPA which, when multiplied by itself meant I graduated at the top of my class.

But you have no class

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #185 on: 06 June 2017, 12:04:53 »
So? That doesn't stop him.


Of course, neither does the truth, facts, sense.....lots of things!
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #186 on: 06 June 2017, 12:08:09 »
I don't think Assault 'Mechs stop him either.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #187 on: 06 June 2017, 12:58:43 »
I don't think Assault 'Mechs stop him either.

He's in another mass class - what's past Assault?  Blimpy?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #188 on: 06 June 2017, 13:01:23 »
He's in another mass class - what's past Assault?  Blimpy?
Super Heavy
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #189 on: 06 June 2017, 13:05:20 »
Super Heavy

Might be nicer if we call it Husky

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #190 on: 06 June 2017, 13:07:18 »
Might be nicer if we call it Husky
Well, there is the other name. Colossal
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #191 on: 06 June 2017, 13:28:18 »
Oh I like that  O0

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #192 on: 07 June 2017, 00:01:26 »

The appropriate size classification is zeppelin size or z-size for short. 
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #193 on: 07 June 2017, 01:14:15 »
Be nice! They are just big-boned!
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #194 on: 07 June 2017, 16:49:46 »
Be nice! They are just big-boned!

Is that what you say when you get paid?

"Damn!  I got big-boned."

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #195 on: 07 June 2017, 19:47:16 »
I don't really say much of anything.  #P
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #196 on: 08 June 2017, 12:23:33 »
Not even

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #197 on: 08 June 2017, 23:20:18 »
Nope. Possible bohica situation...... :o
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #198 on: 09 June 2017, 00:00:05 »
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #199 on: 09 June 2017, 14:54:48 »
Hows that thing still picking up television channels?  I thought it was all digital now.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #200 on: 11 June 2017, 19:42:58 »
***Clang is sitting in the corner watching Hill Street Blues on a 1971 Panasonic TV. ***

Is that the round one?


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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #201 on: 11 June 2017, 19:55:42 »
Is that the round one?
Is he watching George Foreman fight?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #202 on: 11 June 2017, 21:23:15 »
More like Archie and the Meathead fighting....... :P
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #203 on: 12 June 2017, 22:29:04 »
Is that the round one?

Yes the TR-005 Orbital.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #204 on: 13 June 2017, 08:23:42 »
Yes the TR-005 Orbital.

The one featured on The Tubes - "Remote Control" album?


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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #205 on: 15 June 2017, 16:51:34 »
The one featured on The Tubes - "Remote Control" album?

I'm not familiar with that.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #206 on: 16 June 2017, 23:53:05 »
I'm not familiar with that.

What?

Have you been living in a cave?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #207 on: 17 June 2017, 06:00:14 »
What?

Have you been living in a cave?
You've never heard of a Pirate's cave?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #208 on: 21 June 2017, 22:47:38 »
Yup!   Hole 13, par 25 on a good day!

http://www.piratescove.net/
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #209 on: 25 June 2017, 02:37:54 »
Clang has been living in a cave - it's a circular reference for you Brainiacs

 

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