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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #60 on: 28 January 2011, 12:49:11 »
[A small whistle rises out of Wombat's pouch and goes off, muchg like in the beginning of the Flintstones. Wombat's teeth begin chattering.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #61 on: 28 January 2011, 13:56:50 »
<Deploys an umbrella in a defensive position and hides behind the bar.>
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #62 on: 28 January 2011, 14:50:59 »
[Unfortunately Scotty sits on a turtle.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #63 on: 28 January 2011, 17:29:14 »
The Prophet decrees   ALL IS LOST DRINK THE BEER WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!


The Prophet then makes the mistake which may once again destroy the world. He gives Wombat a beer to wash down a can of inferno chili.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #64 on: 28 January 2011, 17:36:19 »
[Wombat carefully sniffs the beer, not that he is in any shape to be drinking in his current shape. Wombat shrugs and drinks just the barest hint of the brew.]

**hiccup**

[Wombat's face jiggles around for a moment and he instantly turns green. Greenbat smiles a toothy grin and pulls some money out of his pouch and hands to Lowrolling.]

"Here you go, go buy yourself something nice."

[Greenbat's face jiggles again and he turns a healthy blue again.]

"Whoa, that was weird. Hey, gimme back my money you thief!"

[Wombat hits Lowrolling over the head with a small import car, probably a Fiat or something.]

**BLANG!!**
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #65 on: 28 January 2011, 20:20:47 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 January 2011, 22:15:00
[Achoo tosses the box to Mopar and goes to fumigate his throne room.]

Dude you might want to get a flamethrower first.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #66 on: 28 January 2011, 20:39:34 »
[From the closed, locked, and bolted door of Achoo's throne room the sound of a massive fan, which sounds not to much different than a C-130 taxiing around, can be heard]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #67 on: 28 January 2011, 20:52:33 »
The Prophet realizes that a nuclear beerfart is in the immediate offering and pushes Falchion into the fray. The Prophet then fashions the fiat into a fart shelter and places it on top of the Wombat thereby buying valuable seconds. The Prophet quickly places the shelter with Wombat still in it into a room with a very loud C130-like fan blowing. The Prophet then runs into the sacred sanctuary (please read liquor store) to await the explosion.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #68 on: 28 January 2011, 20:57:43 »
Liquor store?  We have a liquor store?  Why was I not told of this?   >:(
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #69 on: 28 January 2011, 21:10:12 »
There is ALWAYS a bar around here someplace. And since MY WORD IS LAW HERE there should be one around here somewhere. I'll buy the first round.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #70 on: 28 January 2011, 21:12:28 »
WR runs away with all the Guiness.

MWUHAHAHAH
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #71 on: 28 January 2011, 21:15:48 »
Well lets get a scotch
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #72 on: 28 January 2011, 21:16:29 »
Guiness? Plah! You can keep it. Captain Morgain, Private Stock. Straight. No bloody ice. No bloody coke. Straight.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #73 on: 28 January 2011, 21:17:21 »
*BisonSky wanders into the thread expecting some sort battlemech hangar, finds a rather smelly bar* I see that this place is off the visit list... Good to know.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #74 on: 28 January 2011, 21:18:58 »
WR comes back and grabs the Capt. Morgs. private stock.

WR then runs again out of the impending wombat-plosion.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #75 on: 28 January 2011, 21:29:59 »
[ACHOO drops Wolf Reaper where he stands with a baseball bat to the side of his head and duct tapes him to Wombat's butt. He than picks up his Captain Morgan and walks away.]



Where were we?  Oh yes, going to a bar.

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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #76 on: 28 January 2011, 21:35:13 »
Pagan finally comes back cleaned up and smelling....... well........ better.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #77 on: 28 January 2011, 21:48:57 »
What smells like a pile of manure bathed in perfume?
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #78 on: 28 January 2011, 22:01:52 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 January 2011, 21:16:29
Guiness? Plah! You can keep it. Captain Morgain, Private Stock. Straight. No bloody ice. No bloody coke. Straight.

An excellent choice sir  8)
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #79 on: 28 January 2011, 22:12:06 »
I was only kidding really.

Come on man, you can;t leave me here.  This is against the geneva convetions or something.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #80 on: 28 January 2011, 22:25:46 »
[Since MM has some in his own well stocked bar he decides to have some Captain Morgan's Private Reserve just the way Achoo says to drink it and toasts Achoo]

Mmmmmmmmm
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #81 on: 28 January 2011, 23:06:59 »
Quote from: Wolf Reaper on 28 January 2011, 22:12:06
I was only kidding really.

Come on man, you can;t leave me here.  This is against the geneva convetions or something.

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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #82 on: 28 January 2011, 23:42:00 »
I don't always steal beer, but when I do, I take Dos Equis.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #83 on: 29 January 2011, 01:22:12 »
[A gasline bursts in Wombat's pouch, expelling him from the room at Mach 3.4 and through the celing, around the moon twice, through a Chinese car wash (where Wombat selects the "ultra shine with a hint of lilac") and back into the room and a brisk rate of speed. The left-over duct tape somehow fastens Wombat securely to Mopar's leg.]

"....um, I don't suppose you have a can opener?"
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #84 on: 29 January 2011, 01:31:46 »
*Hands Wombat a rubber ducky shaped bottle of Hydrofluoric acid with the label "Can Opener in a Ducky"* Try this, it should open just about any canned object you can think of. *Runs and hides behind some blast shielding*
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #85 on: 29 January 2011, 01:54:54 »
"A juice box? How sweet, really...you shouldn't have."

[Wombat stuffs a straw in the ducky and proceeds to drink the yummmy "juice" inside it. Unfortunately Wombat develops a leak shortly after.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #86 on: 29 January 2011, 12:50:56 »
Quote from: Wombat on 29 January 2011, 01:22:12
[A gasline bursts in Wombat's pouch, expelling him from the room at Mach 3.4 and through the celing, around the moon twice, through a Chinese car wash (where Wombat selects the "ultra shine with a hint of lilac") and back into the room and a brisk rate of speed. The left-over duct tape somehow fastens Wombat securely to Mopar's leg.]

"....um, I don't suppose you have a can opener?"

Why yes I do.  And some Grey Poupon. 
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #87 on: 29 January 2011, 12:53:59 »
"Ah, thanks!"

[Wombat takes the Grey Poupon and rubs it on his armpits.]

"Better!"
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #88 on: 29 January 2011, 13:37:27 »
The smell is better but the colors clash terribly
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #89 on: 29 January 2011, 18:29:01 »
"Yes, but now nobody will give me a funny look when I lick my armpits."   :)
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