<Twy breaks the fourth wall, looking straight at you through your computer screen>
Hi...how you doin'?
<Twy then turns to his patrons>
Okay for those of you newer folks that never got an official tour of this fine establishment, please follow me.
First and foremost you've notice that the fixtures, tables, chairs, and all other articles not otherwise specified are hard wearing, solid, and nearly indestructible. That is done on purpose, since we
are a bar and gun range sharing a roof. Also, for the times when objects and people break, I've installed an automatic respawn generation field that covers this entire building, all 9001+ levels of it. 8999+ are below ground, by the way...
<Twy strolls through the front foyer and into the bar area>
...Over here is the meets, greets, and eats occur. It's also where we make our libations available. In plainer language: This is were about half the shenanigans occur. KatW is our official cook (assuming she gets herself set back up with an account), resident artist, co-owner, and all around wolf-in-fox's-avatar. Plus, she's wicked hot. 8) :) ;)
Of you look down the hall here...<Twy makes a vauge waving motion towards a small hallway>...you'll see our bathrooms. The access to our gym, spa, and all you can eat
Jello Pudding Pop buffet are a little farther down, right past the Clan Wolverine Latrine Team barracks. If you go to the end of the hall, make a right, and go upstairs, you'll find our wave pool and water slides. New addition there, for all you old timers.
For all of you newer patrons, a word of warning. Don't take the afore mentioned stairway down until you've been here a while.
Strange things are afoot at that particular Circle K....if you take me meaning. Now for the fun...
<Twy guides the tour to Gun Range>
...Here we have the weapons range. It's certified to handle anything from the dinkiest pea-shooters through Heavy Naval Gauss Rifles and Mass Drivers, to all grades of Nukes. It's also recently been upgraded to handle biological and chemical weapons as well. We also rent and sell
any weapon your violent, perverse little hearts desire. Talk to me, and I'll see what I can do. >:) 8)
All that being said, welcome or welcome back to the Pub and Weapons Emporium. <Twy pulls out his HNPPC and smiles his trademark grin>
