Author Topic: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread. (Read 145153 times)

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #660 on:** 22 November 2014, 19:09:09 »

I'm no longer allowed to refer to Girls Und Panzer as a DCMS armored division training manual.

Manticore · « **Reply #661 on:** 22 November 2014, 20:52:14 »

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 22 November 2014, 19:09:09

I'm no longer allowed to refer to Girls Und Panzer as a DCMS armored division training manual.

Well, of course not... It's a Lyran manual. :D

No longer allowed to step on an Urbie's foot to see if the top flips up.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #662 on:** 27 December 2014, 23:22:29 »

I'm no longer allowed to try teaching my cousin's kids what schadenfreude is.

When my niece asks if I think of her as my number one relative, I'm no longer allowed to say that I think of her as more of a number two.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #663 on:** 29 December 2014, 23:39:30 »

Launching objects toward an enemy capital at super-luminal velocity is a war crime, not a gift to "unilaterally declare peace".

It is still an appropriate response to fruitcake.

StCptMara · « **Reply #664 on:** 31 December 2014, 04:42:48 »

Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 29 December 2014, 23:39:30

Launching objects toward an enemy capital at super-luminal velocity is a war crime, not a gift to "unilaterally declare peace".

It is still an appropriate response to fruitcake.

Hey now! Fruitcakes are, as I understand it, a survival ration! They last at LEAST a century!

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #665 on:** 03 January 2015, 15:32:30 »

The gunnery chief would like to remind me that field rations are not a replacement for tungsten penetrator rounds. More to the point, I would gain no satisfaction if such an experiment proved successful as I still have to eat them.

grimlock1 · « **Reply #666 on:** 05 January 2015, 18:27:47 »

Not allowed to retrofit a Wolverine with Reinforced Structure, Harjel II in every location and a pair of claws.

Summoners may not be equipped with maces and PPCs.

grimlock1 · « **Reply #667 on:** 05 January 2015, 18:47:31 »

Quote from: Chervil on 23 May 2012, 19:37:56

The Long Tom is not to be used as an instrument for the percussion parts of the 1812 Overture.

Why not? The West Point band uses cannons to play the 1812.

Caedis Animus · « **Reply #668 on:** 06 January 2015, 11:25:06 »

I am no longer allowed to play a game of "Halo 3" against anyone else in my local Btech group. Apparently, I am "Too MLG" for his sorry a... *Ahem*.

I'm also no longer allowed to make a legion of remote-controlled, Booby-trapped Gladiators. Or rather, I'm not allowed to use them.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #669 on:** 07 January 2015, 01:23:21 »

I'm not allowed to refer to an Intentional Fall From Above as a "Wrestlemania Strike."

I'm also no longer allowed to perform Intentional Falls From Above.

StCptMara · « **Reply #670 on:** 08 January 2015, 03:08:40 »

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 07 January 2015, 01:23:21

I'm not allowed to refer to an Intentional Fall From Above as a "Wrestlemania Strike."

I'm also no longer allowed to perform Intentional Falls From Above.

I am no longer allowed to do Intentional Falls From Above using LAMs in AirMech mode

Wrangler · « **Reply #671 on:** 08 January 2015, 11:13:24 »

I am no longer allowed to use a rocket launcher "drive by style" from a Pack Rat and shoot into an Clan Ammunition Dump.

GreenDragon · « **Reply #672 on:** 08 January 2015, 18:35:32 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 08 January 2015, 11:13:24

I am no longer allowed to use a rocket launcher "drive by style" from a Pack Rat and shoot into an Clan Ammunition Dump.

Why not? Its what I'd do.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #673 on:** 08 January 2015, 19:04:19 »

I cannot see the target without my glasses. The Captain has declared this a situation where I'm not to provide close fire support. :-\

Wrangler · « **Reply #674 on:** 09 January 2015, 07:59:17 »

Quote from: GreenDragon on 08 January 2015, 18:35:32

Why not? Its what I'd do.

Resulting explosion from the Ammo Dump took out the entire area it was located and tipped over the Rat Pack me and my group were in. By the way were on Strana Mechty during the negotiations with Clans. Fun times, Dark Caste, Clan's version of the keystone cops running around. fun times.

wolfgar · « **Reply #675 on:** 09 January 2015, 10:31:23 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 09 January 2015, 07:59:17

Resulting explosion from the Ammo Dump took out the entire area it was located and tipped over the Rat Pack me and my group were in. By the way were on Strana Mechty during the negations with Clans. Fun times, Dark Caste, Clan's version of the keystone cops running around. fun times.

So, you climb out the back hatch and flip the thing upright and then haul ass. Been there done that with BMPs during field exercises.

Caedis Animus · « **Reply #676 on:** 10 January 2015, 12:56:09 »

I am no longer allowed to paint all of the iATM inferno missiles lemon yellow and calling them lemons. Command says I burn down too many civilian structures that way.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #677 on:** 10 January 2015, 13:15:57 »

No matter what the vids show, smoking in the cockpit is against regulations. Especially the part where I take of my neurohelmet because the face plate is stuck.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #678 on:** 10 January 2015, 13:27:46 »

No more challenging Clan warriors to dance offs.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #679 on:** 10 January 2015, 14:12:36 »

Do not challenge Clan Ice Hellion to a Trial by video games. Aside from the speed run jokes, they tend to throw controllers when they lose.

ErikModi · « **Reply #680 on:** 31 January 2015, 12:15:33 »

I am not allowed to conclude any description of a plan by pointing to someone with a prosthetic replacement and claiming the plan requires it.

While I am technically allowed to begin a plan by claiming I require someone's prosthetic replacement, in actuality it is incredibly difficult to get anyone to listen past "step one."

Caedis Animus · « **Reply #681 on:** 01 February 2015, 10:46:35 »

I am no longer allowed to perform "Trust falls" with my Atlas.

The exception to this rule is if I perform a trustfall with an enemy unit, or if I have battlearmor on my unit's back.

Khymerion · « **Reply #682 on:** 01 February 2015, 16:57:12 »

I am no longer allowed to justify why and how there is an entire company of tanks deployed in hidden bunkers with the excuse of 'Landscaping is a legitimate hobby and interest.'

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #683 on:** 12 February 2015, 00:46:50 »

I'm no longer allowed to borrow the time machine in order to take a bunch of used video games I bought cheap back to when they were brand new and sell them for a profit.

I'm also no longer allowed to use the time machine to go back in time to when a rare and valuable video game was easy to obtain, buy a bunch of copies, then return to the present and sell them for a profit.

I'm especially not allowed to use the time machine to buy merch from musicians shortly before their tragic deaths in order to scalp it.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #684 on:** 12 February 2015, 19:39:48 »

Sending Death Commandos to assassinate idols is not an approved form of psychological warfare. When said idol is named Lynn Minmei it becomes a moral obligation.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #685 on:** 12 February 2015, 20:16:44 »

Don't send assassins after Lynn Minmei.

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be certain.

Weirdo · « **Reply #686 on:** 12 February 2015, 21:25:24 »

I dunno, the Zentraedi tried that approach. Look where it got them.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #687 on:** 12 February 2015, 22:00:38 »

They made the mistake of targeting Earth's military forces instead of her.

WarGod · « **Reply #688 on:** 02 March 2015, 21:14:34 »

Canopian Pleasure Circuses are not acceptable "stops along way" when going tdy. Also it is wrong for me me to use my AFFS travel card to pay for entertainment at Canopian Pleasure Circuses .

I am no longer allowed to play High speed dirt by megadeth during orbital drops.

I am no longer allowed to use corsair aerospace fighters as "lawn darts" from orbit.

I am no longer allowed to paint the "SPAM" logo on the battle armor.

Firing TC Srms at battle armor is messy, it is not funny to tell new recruits that the battle armor is full of cherry pop soda.

The chain of command does not care I had to work late, I am NOT allowed to take a Gürteltier, to pick up my date, then go to a bar.

Northwind highlanders get really mad when there kilts go missing.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #689 on:** 02 March 2015, 21:22:27 »

Quote from: WarGod on 02 March 2015, 21:14:34

Firing TC Srms at battle armor is messy, it is not funny to tell new recruits that the battle armor is full of cherry pop soda.

Of course not. You're supposed to tell them that the BA are full of beet juice or raspberry jam (depending on consistency).