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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #360 on: 09 August 2012, 22:14:19 »
I cannot make incendiary blood bombs to delay the enemy forces.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #361 on: 12 August 2012, 17:58:38 »
I cannot replace the ink in dye packs with cell stains in order to ensure I shoplifters are obvious.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #362 on: 13 August 2012, 21:13:42 »
I cannot conspire to cover my rival in mold spores and honey as he sleeps.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #363 on: 13 August 2012, 21:20:24 »
But a dusting of itching powder is perfectly acceptable...  }:)

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #364 on: 13 August 2012, 23:06:21 »
I can't attempt to start the grill with an FS9 again.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #365 on: 15 August 2012, 01:57:39 »
I cannot imitate Patrick Stewart. Especially when I have live ammo.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #366 on: 15 August 2012, 09:19:41 »
I cannot imitate Patrick Stewart. Especially when I have live ammo.


Not sure I get this one.  I'd appeal the ruling.   [legal] 

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #367 on: 15 August 2012, 13:01:27 »
Firing directly into the air is bad. Doing it with artillery is a good way to get court marshalled.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #368 on: 15 August 2012, 15:36:21 »
I cannot reproduce the cast of CSI as targets for the PCs to hunt down.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #369 on: 15 August 2012, 21:22:43 »
I cannot reproduce the cast of CSI as targets for the PCs to hunt down.
what about the cast of Twilight then?

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #370 on: 15 August 2012, 22:23:49 »
Sentences are not to be carried out immediately by someone who is not an officer of the law, no matter which planet I'm on.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #371 on: 15 August 2012, 22:40:15 »
I am not to refer to sergeants doing inspections as "the fashion police on patrol."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #372 on: 17 August 2012, 21:30:57 »
I cannot breed incendiary centaurs in an effort to eliminate my competition.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #373 on: 17 August 2012, 22:28:25 »
I will not use this thread to make a vacuous post in order to raise my total number to an arbitrary level so I can be promoted to the next in a series of equally meaningless ranks

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #374 on: 17 August 2012, 23:47:22 »
Damn straight!  That's my prerogative.
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« Reply #375 on: 18 August 2012, 01:29:14 »
I thought that was the sole reason for the existence of the Hall.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #376 on: 18 August 2012, 12:11:33 »
I cannot combine wild animals and high explosives as a form of body disposal that is both "effective and entertaining."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #377 on: 19 August 2012, 20:10:26 »
I will not try to create a "red light district" with concentrated laser fire.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #378 on: 20 August 2012, 09:02:44 »
I will not do the "I'm sexy and I know it" dance  in my Atlas, nor am I allowed to "Tea bag" "Lay an egg"  or "Lift a leg" in any mech capable of any such motions.

I am not allow to come up with lyrics for "I'm Davion and I know it"  (or any other variations) nor play them over the loud speakers in battle( or near my wife) >:D.
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« Reply #379 on: 21 August 2012, 17:18:47 »
While Protomechs are deployed in points of five, and Quad Protomech designs are appearing on battlefields, "Zergling rush" is still not an appropriate sit rep.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #380 on: 22 August 2012, 00:27:24 »
I cannot insinuate things about ambassadors involving a certain bar where there are donkeys.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #381 on: 22 August 2012, 21:14:58 »
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #382 on: 23 August 2012, 00:07:24 »
I cannot have the enemy faction flay captured snipers alive.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #383 on: 23 August 2012, 00:25:55 »
I cannot have the enemy faction flay captured snipers alive.

Wait...they were that nice?
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #384 on: 23 August 2012, 01:12:54 »
Wait...they were that nice?

Well, there was urination involved as well... :P
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« Reply #385 on: 23 August 2012, 01:55:07 »
Well, there was urination involved as well... :P

You should probably research the sort of stuff the Vietnamese did to captured snipers....you are still sounding
like you were going easy on them...
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #386 on: 23 August 2012, 03:27:11 »
I will remind you thet rule 4 applies even here folks.
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« Reply #387 on: 23 August 2012, 04:43:55 »
I will remind you thet rule 4 applies even here folks.

*scratches head confusedly* Wasn't talking politics or religion..I was giving the worst historical treatment of sniper POWs
that I was aware of. Admittedly, historically, snipers are not treated well as POWs.

And I still think Falchion was going easy on the captured snipers....I respect snipers immensely, but if you are going to go
bad, go all the way...not just part way.(It also helps to remind  whoever was running the snipers exactly WHY many
sniper teams save one round in their side arm...so they won't be captured.)
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #388 on: 23 August 2012, 08:08:35 »
I will not steal a Condor dropship from a cut off Star League colony that they use as their house of worship. Much.
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« Reply #389 on: 23 August 2012, 09:29:50 »
I cannot tailor biological agents to affect the PCs' loved ones while leaving the PCs unaffected.
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