Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 134025 times)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #450 on:** 11 August 2018, 22:46:22 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 May 2018, 22:58:04

Don't forget the Heffalumps! And the stuffed Tigger with the springy tail! Ahhhhh, the memories of the assault on the thousand acre woods! Such lovely fun!

Saw a cartoon the other day that had a sad Pooh sitting on a log all alone with the caption.

"Pooh sadly missed Piglet but it was an excellent ham sandwich"

Wrangler · « **Reply #451 on:** 25 August 2018, 15:57:19 »

((Wrangler dusts him off since no one moved in while))
Question: Does a Thread called "Wombat's Pouch III: Revenge of the Rift." sound familiar to you guys?

Or THE HEAVILY IRRADIATED AND GLOWING NICELY BAR AND GRILLE

I used the Wayback machine to travel into the past, see these misadventures you people got into. I appear been there back then, but not doing your silly trouble making.

truetanker · « **Reply #452 on:** 26 August 2018, 14:52:33 »

IT BURNS!!!

The bad man made the past come back to haunt us, ~~daddy~~... er Achoo!!!

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #453 on:** 24 September 2018, 15:53:35 »

Not enough foot traffic

Wrangler · « **Reply #454 on:** 25 September 2018, 07:37:59 »

Well the star of the show has taken leave of absence. (hears muffles of Achoo gagged in a closet).

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #455 on:** 26 September 2018, 00:24:32 »

I think he's been trying to lick his socks clean again

Wrangler · « **Reply #456 on:** 26 September 2018, 05:22:54 »

TMI xp

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #457 on:** 26 September 2018, 10:06:10 »

Well I think he has a lot of lint on his tongue - that's why he can't talk

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #458 on:** 07 October 2018, 00:27:39 »

I just have been actually taking a leave of absence. Trying to sort my messed up life out.

Wrangler · « **Reply #459 on:** 07 October 2018, 08:13:17 »

Hope your successful.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #460 on:** 07 October 2018, 09:55:33 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 October 2018, 00:27:39

I just have been actually taking a leave of absence. Trying to sort my messed up life out.

Well I hope you get it sorted.

Parts of my life are seriously messed up too and I really can't seem to figure out how to fix it.

truetanker · « **Reply #461 on:** 07 October 2018, 18:07:01 »

I don't know which is worse?

https://img.providr.com/now/unnamed4.png

or

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/41687385_10217007455087339_3721048906637770752_n.jpg

Warning, involves Walmart! Which Achoo probable has seen a bunch of times!

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #462 on:** 08 October 2018, 11:52:12 »

I think the first one is worse, but it was very close

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #463 on:** 17 October 2018, 22:07:26 »

Not even close to the worst things I have seen. And once you see them you cannot unsee them.

truetanker · « **Reply #464 on:** 17 October 2018, 22:18:56 »

Well at least it wasn't the naked cowboy spanking his monkey in line...

Yeah I found that pic too... not even gonna go there!

But, I'll show a Dino Meataurus!

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #465 on:** 18 October 2018, 10:35:23 »

I was in the bank the other day and there was a lady in a giant Winnie the Pooh onsie - do these people have no shame?

truetanker · « **Reply #466 on:** 18 October 2018, 17:24:50 »

Oh I know, right?

There's a customer that wears a Muumuu dress, but it's a guy.

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #467 on:** 19 October 2018, 05:33:32 »

Quote from: truetanker on 18 October 2018, 17:24:50

Oh I know, right?

There's a customer that wears a Muumuu dress, but it's a guy.

TT

For second there i thought you wrote, he wears a "Mumm-Ra" dress. :o . o O (He wears mummy outfit? I thought Mumm-Ra was a guy???)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #468 on:** 19 October 2018, 11:06:12 »

Quote from: truetanker on 18 October 2018, 17:24:50

Oh I know, right?

There's a customer that wears a Muumuu dress, but it's a guy.

TT

I saw a guy at Apple in Cupertino. Perfectly normal looking dude, but wearing a little sun dress. :o

truetanker · « **Reply #469 on:** 19 October 2018, 14:27:03 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2018, 11:06:12

I saw a guy at Apple in Cupertino. Perfectly normal looking dude, but wearing a little sun dress. :o

You mean like that latino guy from ConAir?

Yeah, I've seen someone like that, but usually at the local Pride event. Hey free stuff and all... $5 donation for the random charity to get in and almost $100 worth of prophylactics merchandise. But we're getting off target here.

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #470 on:** 19 October 2018, 17:29:54 »

Been a long time since I saw Con Air, but this was a plain old white guy in his late 20s

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #471 on:** 29 October 2018, 21:13:37 »

The ones that scar the most are the women wearing clothing that look like it was sort of sprayed on because they are 3 to 4 sizes too large for the clothing that they are sort of trying to wear. *shudder*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #472 on:** 30 October 2018, 22:00:19 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 October 2018, 21:13:37

The ones that scar the most are the women wearing clothing that look like it was sort of sprayed on because they are 3 to 4 sizes too large for the clothing that they are sort of trying to wear. *shudder*

Yes that's painfully - specially in the mid west where they are all Corn Fed ;D