Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed  (Read 201148 times)

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #960 on: 04 August 2015, 11:24:35 »
Ummmm,  Was that Wombat that just slid that drink down?   
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« Reply #961 on: 04 August 2015, 22:57:16 »
I certainly hope not.   #P
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #962 on: 05 August 2015, 06:40:17 »
Hmm, the bartender did bit blue-ish and furry.  Waiting, is everything looking that this?  :o
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« Reply #963 on: 06 August 2015, 11:15:10 »
Is everyone looking like what? Me, I am looking like me. Nobody else can do it quite right.
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« Reply #964 on: 06 August 2015, 14:51:51 »
*Squints* Man, what ever that furry fellow gave me packed a wallop!
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« Reply #965 on: 06 August 2015, 23:34:49 »
It's probably a mix of whatever was behind the counter. Just hope he didn't get into the cleaning supplies.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #966 on: 07 August 2015, 04:48:22 »
Unlikely... the temptation to open them for the first time would surely have been too great?  ???
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« Reply #967 on: 07 August 2015, 13:02:10 »
When was the last time this place had cleaning supplies? Wombat usually wrecks the place before it has a chance to get really dirty. Speaking of really dirty, the circus is here. Please make room for them to set up.

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« Reply #968 on: 08 August 2015, 00:35:10 »
Use the same rooms in the annex, just like last time. They have been freshly rebuilt.
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« Reply #969 on: 08 August 2015, 06:49:51 »
I thought you fellas got replacement bars from a oversize vending machine, since Wombat usually blows them to bits.
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« Reply #970 on: 08 August 2015, 12:48:38 »
Nope. The spare prefabricated bar parts are stores elsewhere and assembled like legos after each time the place gets blown up.
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« Reply #971 on: 08 August 2015, 23:12:30 »
You just need to build spare bars in the basement warehouse and whenever the current bar is destroyed, have the fully built spare bar pop up out of the floor.

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« Reply #972 on: 09 August 2015, 20:57:25 »
The "basement warehouse" is actually, or rather was supposed to be, my private lair. right now it is a swimming pool full of rather not so fresh water.
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« Reply #973 on: 09 August 2015, 21:09:18 »
Well you shouldn't have flooded the toilet so many times.
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« Reply #974 on: 10 August 2015, 09:54:29 »
That was Wombat. He wanted to take a bath.
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« Reply #975 on: 12 August 2015, 21:56:58 »
Its draining now, we're going to try and clean out the pipes....BoP is throwing in the depth charges
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« Reply #976 on: 14 August 2015, 10:41:59 »
The pipes are clean. It's Wombat that is dirty.  8)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #977 on: 14 August 2015, 22:21:04 »
Did Wombat go down the pipes when you fellas, drained it?  I thought i saw a blue tail swirling there for minute...
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #978 on: 17 August 2015, 08:13:49 »
Its draining now, we're going to try and clean out the pipes....BoP is throwing in the depth charges
I was about to say there are other ways to do this, but then I remembered where I was. I found a buyer for the pleasure circus, but they intend on leaving it in the bar. Well, I have to go now.

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« Reply #979 on: 17 August 2015, 21:13:42 »
Come back here you coward!  ;D
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #980 on: 18 August 2015, 09:00:54 »
Sorry, duty calls. The Incontinent Gorillas Mercenary Unit does not run itself you know.

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« Reply #981 on: 18 August 2015, 09:05:15 »
Shall I retrieve the anti-personnel grappling hook and winch?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #982 on: 18 August 2015, 11:47:44 »
BirdofPrey, I am shocked. The individual who runs the Anti-personnel grappling hook is a delightful, charming and quite respectable person.

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« Reply #983 on: 18 August 2015, 11:54:45 »
I'm sure BoP cloned minion #1138 will be happy to hear it.

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« Reply #984 on: 18 August 2015, 15:13:28 »
I always thought it was a little blue furry creature, with a pouch to another dimension that ran that. 
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« Reply #985 on: 18 August 2015, 17:20:22 »
No, that's the creature who PLAYS with the anti-personnel grappling hook.

Also the reason 1138 lost an eye.
Replacing those is expensive too.

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« Reply #986 on: 18 August 2015, 19:10:52 »
Well, abuses the using of the anti-personnel grappling hook.........
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« Reply #987 on: 18 August 2015, 19:17:33 »
I admit, it is amusing when he thinks he's Wombatman.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #988 on: 19 August 2015, 06:17:11 »
Wombatman? Isn't that when he think's he sidekick of Wombat?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #989 on: 19 August 2015, 10:30:16 »
Nothing to see here, move along, no dropship landing out back that is definitely not stolen, move along.